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01.05.2011, 05:24 PM
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Right, so in one of my day dreams t'other day I said to myself 'Dappy is like the down syndrome Mark E Smith'.
Another of my favourite things I have written recently was 'I put smilies in my poems/ like a retard' More great/ comical/ crap similes please.
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01.05.2011, 05:27 PM
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does:
"Ill like an asthmatic on crack" count?
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That's good. Is it yours? It's good.
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I think I picked it up somewhere ages ago. I cant recall from where exactly (music/movie)
it stuck with me like forever I wouldnt be surprised if it turns out to be from mf doom. I think he must be like a treasure regarding the stuff you are searching for!
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Someone I know once described free jazz as the sound of a man falling down a staircase holding a drumkit
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^^hahaha
thats great
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The Shadow Ring are like the speaking clock playing an ice cream tub with elastic bands stretched over it whilst having a collective mental breakdown
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some journo called Idlewild "A flight of stairs falling down a flight of stairs"
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