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yo mama once spread so wide that Evel Knievel died trying to jump from knee-to-knee.
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best.thread.ever.
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
(I only got old school ones...) 
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yo mama is so old school that she brings a sharpened jawbone to the monkey cage at the zoo, just in case those damn dirty apes try to steal the freshly slain pig at her feet; a pig which she has killed using nothing but brute force and a slightly larger brain-casing than the now hungry and drooling primates which have stopped their ceaseless masturbating to watch her pick the raw flesh its bones.
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yo mama is so old, that she masturbates to recent pictures of thurston moore
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your mama so short she models for trophy's.
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the last time yo momma worked, 10 cents was enough to buy her and the butter required to lube her anus.
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Yo Yo ma
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yo mama's ass is so hairy, that locks of love met their yearly quota after her first donation
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yo moma's ass is so hairy that after a weekly cutting, she can donate what's left to ten separate cancer wards.
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Yo mama fatter than James Cameron's wallet.
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Yo mama is my papa.
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yo mama ate diarrhea off of my anus and i vomitted on top of her cunt
she chased me with a machete and i pissed in her nostril i wrapped her pubic hair around her tits and she had sex with horse shit I entombed her body inside of a pillow, got naked, and fucked the pillow until i came blood. |
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you people disgust me.
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good.
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Yo momma frequently cries for no reason to adverts for cereal and awaits the crushing disappointment of your inevitable return, loving you in spite of the curse you have been to the never-exceptional looks she would marshal for a half-evening's affection.
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Awwwwwww SHEEEEEEEEET. Yeah, I went there. Boom!
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