Poll: Should I get a tattoo on my head? - Page 2

Kegmama · 03.12.2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

I learned "reversible heads" are much less attractive than the worst tatoo type I thought was possible, which is the use of a fat man's beer-battered belly button to make a woman's exterior anatomy and/or a monkey's BEhind.

Haha. Yeah, agreed. How sexxee are these?!

!@#$%! · 03.12.2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod

This thread will:

1) Let me know what people think of this idea.
2) Possibly expose me to some awesome tattoo ideas.

i don't give a fuck-- i mean, i only like tattoos on women's titties, because they give me an excuse to stare.

now, since obviously you and i don't agree on matters of taste (branding is for cattle, i say, and nose rings in particular are good to pull from), my opinion shouldn't matter to you either. hence, my response is useless to you.

then again, why do you care what people think? since a tattoo is supposed to be an intimately personal thing, the apex of individuality (so people claim, though i have my doubts), nobody will be able to cater satisfactorily.

having said that, i offer you (free of charge) a few options i think are "cool":

1) fuck the scalp-only tat. go for a full-head tattoo that includes the face. i fancy the luchador look:

2) hurray for science. get a tattoo that depicts your inner works: brain lobes, cerebellum, brain stem-- the works. kinda like this:

alternatively, you could depict "the mind"-- such as:

3) "the helmet"

cont. below

!@#$%! · 03.12.2009, 02:43 PM

(cont).

too many pictures in 1 post. anyway, part 2:

4) Fake hair!!!! Save money on drugs, implants, or hair growth products. Unfortunately I couldn't find a picture to convey the look. But the tattooed eyebrows are similar, though in a small scale.

5) Last, but not least-- the ALIEN HEAD

i hope this helps!

Kegmama · 03.12.2009, 02:56 PM

Those ARE cocks on her head, right?!

Hmmmm. Would you hit that?

Man, this thread has had me googling bad tats and its quite fun; way better then having to actually work while Im at work. Some of the worst tattoos EVER:

!@#$%! · 03.12.2009, 03:33 PM

ps- bonus suggestion.

as i went back to work i had the sudden memory of a crummy tv show i spotted the other day. it was just the credits and about 2 minutes of the show and it was horrible and it looked from the 80s so i turned it off. i remembered the name however, cuz it seemed to be really about latinos in california or something, and i've got good memory like that-- it was called "alien nation", and i found a picture. i hope it inspires you:

This Is Not Here · 03.12.2009, 03:53 PM

You will look like a massive twat. Do NOT do it.

uhler · 03.12.2009, 04:11 PM

yeah just get that earth crisis tattoo on your face. that's all anyone ever needs anyway.

Kloriel · 03.12.2009, 06:02 PM

don't get a fucking tattoo on your fucking head. what the fuck.

jon boy · 03.12.2009, 07:12 PM

eyes on the back of your head!!!

joe11121 · 03.12.2009, 07:53 PM

I have never even heard of someone getting a tattoo on their head. I love tattoos, but one on the head, no...

tesla69 · 04.18.2012, 10:10 AM

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View Poll Results: How would you feel about seeing a tattoo on this here dude's head?
I am a lady, and I think this is a terrible idea. I would not have sex with you because of it.	2	10.00%
I am a lady, and I think this is an awesome idea. I would be that much more attracted to you.	1	5.00%
I am a lady, and I don't really care. It wouldn't change your chances of scoring with me.	1	5.00%
I am a dude, and I think this is a terrible idea. I'd think you looked like a massive douche.	7	35.00%
I am a dude, and I think this is an awesome idea. It'd be fucking bad ass.	2	10.00%
I am a dude, and I wouldn't care either way. Maybe I'd make fun of you though just because.	7	35.00%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

03.12.2009, 02:43 PM	#23
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	(cont). too many pictures in 1 post. anyway, part 2: 4) Fake hair!!!! Save money on drugs, implants, or hair growth products. Unfortunately I couldn't find a picture to convey the look. But the tattooed eyebrows are similar, though in a small scale. 5) Last, but not least-- the ALIEN HEAD i hope this helps!
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03.12.2009, 02:56 PM	#24
Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	Those ARE cocks on her head, right?! Hmmmm. Would you hit that? Man, this thread has had me googling bad tats and its quite fun; way better then having to actually work while Im at work. Some of the worst tattoos EVER: __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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03.12.2009, 03:33 PM	#25
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,457	ps- bonus suggestion. as i went back to work i had the sudden memory of a crummy tv show i spotted the other day. it was just the credits and about 2 minutes of the show and it was horrible and it looked from the 80s so i turned it off. i remembered the name however, cuz it seemed to be really about latinos in california or something, and i've got good memory like that-- it was called "alien nation", and i found a picture. i hope it inspires you:
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03.12.2009, 03:53 PM	#26
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	You will look like a massive twat. Do NOT do it. __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
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03.12.2009, 04:11 PM	#27
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	yeah just get that earth crisis tattoo on your face. that's all anyone ever needs anyway.
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03.12.2009, 06:02 PM	#28
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	don't get a fucking tattoo on your fucking head. what the fuck.
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03.12.2009, 07:12 PM	#29
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	eyes on the back of your head!!! __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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03.12.2009, 07:53 PM	#30
joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	I have never even heard of someone getting a tattoo on their head. I love tattoos, but one on the head, no...
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04.18.2012, 10:10 AM	#31
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...st_read_module
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