Only post in this thread if you are fucking wasted, or so help me God - Page 22

jon boy · 12.12.2009, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i've been drinking so much recently that i can't tell if either i can't get drunk anymore or i'm just drunk all the time

my tolerance has gone right up as well. its taking a lot more for me to feel drunk and even more to get to the point where i am wasted which is provinf quite expensive, might start drinking the listerine.

The Earl Of Slander · 12.12.2009, 09:35 PM

I jsut got in, put on Donuts, tried to talk to a friend on facebook, and fell off my chair (after battling not too by desperately grabbing onto it for a while). Then lay lsitening to Don't Cry for a the whole track. Then got up, clawed my way back onto the chair for a bit, and fell off again. THis is all perhaps a sign that the alchohol has effected me more than I thought...

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.13.2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

The Sequel

Dead-Air · 12.13.2009, 12:10 AM

resin and convenience store red wine. it's been a good week.

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.13.2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

resin and convenience store red wine. it's been a good week.

I have 2 bottles of Night Train in the fridge. I'm seriously debating joining yr duo.

Inhuman · 12.13.2009, 12:33 AM

Listerine is fo' the hardcore drinkers, well done for stomaching that shit. Posting in dis' for the first time, haven't had vodka in FOREVER. I GUILT triip myself for drinking too much because of the demanding job. Feelz goodd.

They ought to start selling some Rebel yell in canada. Aw well...Next drinkin period it'll be Absynthe.

Dead-Air · 12.13.2009, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

I have 2 bottles of Night Train in the fridge. I'm seriously debating joining yr duo.

damn, that's hardcore. I don't do stuff with a twist off. this required a corkscrew, which I recently reclaimed by having sex with my exe's short term roommate. that was part of why it was a good week.

drink up and I'll hit the pipe with nothing in it that smoke comes out of anyway again!

Satan · 12.13.2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead-Air

drink up and I'll hit the pipe with nothing in it that smoke comes out of anyway again!

resin hits!

Dead-Air · 12.13.2009, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Satan

resin hits!

cheers! (and I don't mean Ted Danson this time).

Trasher02 · 12.18.2009, 08:22 PM

I've walked on water,
Danced in fire
Can't seem to feel it anymore

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e

terriblecanyons · 12.18.2009, 11:50 PM

DeadDiscoDildo · 12.19.2009, 03:34 AM

Im not wasted but Im alittle buzzed and real high...just got home from a show...I made this for you star wars fans!!!!!!!

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=batch_download&batch_id=MVNjZU N0dEM4NVZMWEE9PQ

looking glass spectacle · 01.01.2010, 03:41 AM

all of you can just fuck off.

looking glass spectacle · 01.01.2010, 03:42 AM

srsly.

terriblecanyons · 01.01.2010, 04:10 AM

I'm gone, who wants a drunk dial?

looking glass spectacle · 01.01.2010, 04:13 AM

oh. oh. call me,

its 1-800-AWESOME

!@#$%! · 01.02.2010, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by looking glass spectacle

oh. oh. call me,

its 1-800-AWESOME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3Q_CZy968

please post phone intercourse tapes

all fun is good fun

!@#$%! · 01.02.2010, 02:22 AM

goodnight ladies

goodnight, sweet ladies

goodnight

goodnight

The Earl Of Slander · 01.08.2010, 07:56 PM

Hell yeah I'm wasted as fuuuuckk. I realised this when I spent about 10 minutes trying to fcuking stand up in my living room at home. DAMN YOU TEQUILA/BOURBEN/CIDER/SINGLE MALTS!!!! Jesus, listening to Schlippenbach's 'Monk's Casino' and it's really goddamn fucking with me in my current state. Curse you Monk and yr chromatic awesomeness!!! BAKC TO UNI TMORROW!!! YAYY!!! REJOOIIICEE!!!

Dead-Air · 01.08.2010, 11:50 PM

fancy ass quesadillas!

12.12.2009, 09:35 PM	#422
The Earl Of Slander the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,156	I jsut got in, put on Donuts, tried to talk to a friend on facebook, and fell off my chair (after battling not too by desperately grabbing onto it for a while). Then lay lsitening to Don't Cry for a the whole track. Then got up, clawed my way back onto the chair for a bit, and fell off again. THis is all perhaps a sign that the alchohol has effected me more than I thought... __________________ The toothaches got worse, she dreamed of disembodied voices from whose malignance there was no appeal, the soft dusk of mirrors out of which something was about to walk, and empty rooms that waited for her. Your gynaecologist has no test for what she was pregnant with.
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12.13.2009, 12:10 AM	#424
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	resin and convenience store red wine. it's been a good week. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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12.13.2009, 12:33 AM	#426
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Listerine is fo' the hardcore drinkers, well done for stomaching that shit. Posting in dis' for the first time, haven't had vodka in FOREVER. I GUILT triip myself for drinking too much because of the demanding job. Feelz goodd. They ought to start selling some Rebel yell in canada. Aw well...Next drinkin period it'll be Absynthe.
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12.18.2009, 08:22 PM	#430
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	I've walked on water, Danced in fire Can't seem to feel it anymore weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e __________________ 666
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12.18.2009, 11:50 PM	#431
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	hai
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12.19.2009, 03:34 AM	#432
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Im not wasted but Im alittle buzzed and real high...just got home from a show...I made this for you star wars fans!!!!!!! http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=batch_download&batch_id=MVNjZU N0dEM4NVZMWEE9PQ
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01.01.2010, 03:41 AM	#433
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	all of you can just fuck off. __________________
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01.01.2010, 03:42 AM	#434
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	srsly. __________________
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01.01.2010, 04:10 AM	#435
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I'm gone, who wants a drunk dial?
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01.01.2010, 04:13 AM	#436
looking glass spectacle 100% Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 591	oh. oh. call me, its 1-800-AWESOME __________________
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01.02.2010, 02:22 AM	#438
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,465	goodnight ladies goodnight, sweet ladies goodnight goodnight
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01.08.2010, 07:56 PM	#439
The Earl Of Slander the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,156	Hell yeah I'm wasted as fuuuuckk. I realised this when I spent about 10 minutes trying to fcuking stand up in my living room at home. DAMN YOU TEQUILA/BOURBEN/CIDER/SINGLE MALTS!!!! Jesus, listening to Schlippenbach's 'Monk's Casino' and it's really goddamn fucking with me in my current state. Curse you Monk and yr chromatic awesomeness!!! BAKC TO UNI TMORROW!!! YAYY!!! REJOOIIICEE!!! __________________ The toothaches got worse, she dreamed of disembodied voices from whose malignance there was no appeal, the soft dusk of mirrors out of which something was about to walk, and empty rooms that waited for her. Your gynaecologist has no test for what she was pregnant with.
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01.08.2010, 11:50 PM	#440
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	fancy ass quesadillas! __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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