Booty hos and what I get for trying to defend people I met a few hours ago

terriblecanyons · 10.15.2008, 10:45 PM

Yeah. Uh... I guess the title says it all. I excuse the fact that none of this makes any sense whatsoever because my head hurts like a bitch. And no, this is not fiction.

Anyway. Me and people I met a few hours ago and my friend Jessica were all laying on this couch in some house of some friend of one of the girls that I met a few hours ago (say that 10 times) were all sleeping, minding our own business when some girl barged in and started yelling at us. From what I gathered, she was the ex girlfriend of the guy who was staying in his grandma's house (where we were). They were yelling and whatnot and the girl eventually left. Okay, so no more of this crap, right? Right. Fucking murphy's law. Anyway.

So, I overhear the ex-boyfriend dude talking to this chick on the phone and apparently she's going to come back over with 3 of her booty ho friends and beat us up because we were sleeping on the couch and we have vaginas. Woo. I didn't take it seriously at first.

...Until about 30 minutes later they show up at the front door. At this point it's about 4:30 am.
They pound and pound. I sneak over and lock it, seconds before they try to open it.
We're safe for about 30 seconds before they go around the back and start pounding so hard on the sliding glass door I can see the plexiglass straining not to break. I thought it would.
I'm not a wimp though. I hold the door shut with one arm as all three of them try to rip it open. everyone else on the couches are wondering what the fuck is going on. I am too. As they shout things like "you girls gonna get bent" and shit like that which so happens to be common in their vocabulary, eventually the strain between me holding the door shut and them trying to rip it open forces the door handle to go flying in either direction.
Aweeeeeeeeeeeeesome.
One of them grabs my hair. I suddenly feel like a victim in the middle of one of those youtube videos of those chicks beating each other up. Or maybe a 12 year old girl with an "nsync sucks" shirt on in the middle of a mob of angry fans.
They pull me and start pounding my head with all their might. I'm seriously surprised I didn't walk away with a fractured skull. As they pull me to the ground, they beat me over and over with their fists and kick me in the ribs a few times. Somehow I crawl away, yelling at the chicks on the couches, wondering why none of them even attempted to help me.
Either way, we all make a mad dash for the front door as soon as they start coming in the house. I dial 911 because if these girls are as mad as they're acting, someone besides me is 'gonna get bent'. I hang up when one of them tries to grab my jacket and pull me backwards.
I go straight for my car. I yell at Jessica and some girl named Lindsey to get in and we speed off as fast as we can.
911 calls me back. I tell her my name, and where I am, and who's in my car and whatnot. Etc. I drive to my house, somehow. I'm pretty dizzy at this point.
The cops find us eventually and the EMTs examine my head and say I should go to the hospital but I don't because I'm a fucking idiot. They give me an icepack and leave.
I give my date of birth and my name literally about 20 times to the same 5 people.
Three separate officers interview me, Jessica and Lindsey three separate times. We all make statements on paper. You know, the usual crap. Their parents come pick them up, my mom talks to the officer for a bit, and they eventually leave.
I end up going to the emergency room. Yay.
Either way, I'm gonna press charges. They'll probably find these girls because the dude that lives at that house know who they are. I've got scratches down my face, my legs and my feet and a few big bruises on my knees and a huge one on the back of my neck. I've got two knots in the back of my head and a headache that makes beating yourself with a lead pipe across the face feel like a soft fuzzy kitten.

How is that whenever I try to do something logical, something bad happens?
Dunno, whatever. Hopefully if I get what I want out of this, they'll end up paying for my medical bills and more. One of the other girls (on the couch) got away with a bloody possibly broken nose. Meh. inb4 "I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES! WHERE MY DO RAG AT?"

pantophobia · 10.15.2008, 10:53 PM

wow, amazing you didn't injured any further, so you are at a loss of why they were even mad at you in the first place? i mean just because you were sleeping there? what kinda dumb reason is that to get someone "bent" "crooked" "or isoscelesed" ?

terriblecanyons · 10.15.2008, 10:55 PM

I was seriously surprised my head wasn't split open. They were beating it pretty hard.
Yeah, the chicks were mad just cause we were sleeping on a couch in her ex boyfriend's house. She didn't live there or anything.
But yeah, I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES.

ALIEN ANAL · 10.15.2008, 10:58 PM

that was a great story
thanks terrilblecanyons

terriblecanyons · 10.15.2008, 11:00 PM

You're welcome.

akprodr · 10.15.2008, 11:03 PM

No good deed goes unpunished?

terriblecanyons · 10.15.2008, 11:06 PM

pretty much.

Sonic Youth 37 · 10.16.2008, 12:40 AM

That's beyond fucked up. I wish your head much sonic recuperation. Hopefully those bitches are over 18 and they'll be fucked over big time for this.

phoenix · 10.16.2008, 03:28 AM

that's awful!

I hope you feel better soon.

It's a really weird feeling when you're being attacked/personal space invaded and yr 'friends' don't help.

ZEROpumpkins · 10.16.2008, 04:07 AM

I read about it in your blog, sounded really fucked up! Were they on drugs?

terriblecanyons · 10.16.2008, 12:07 PM

Probably.

greedrex · 10.16.2008, 12:15 PM

you people lead violent lives!!!!!!
get better soon.
You have a bloggggg?!

floatingslowly · 10.16.2008, 12:16 PM

next time, let them break in and then ventilate them.

THUG means never having to say yr sorry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex

you people

racist.

terriblecanyons · 10.16.2008, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greedrex

you people lead violent lives!!!!!!
get better soon.
You have a bloggggg?!

you people?
I didn't even do anything.

I have a myspace blog. whoopdi doo.

nicfit · 10.16.2008, 12:28 PM

you are in the house
they are outside
you block them
girls on the couch heead to the kitchen and take a couple big knives
they see the knives through the plexiglas door
they go away
you go away before they get back with guns.

^^^

next time!

BTW, hope you'll get better soon and those assholish girls get what they deserve= a beating from their parents coz they'll have to pay bills and stuff.

terriblecanyons · 10.16.2008, 12:38 PM

I was actually going to get a knife but everyone was yelling at me not to cause they weren't taking it seriously enough.
I feel really stupid for not grabbing a few.
Cause I got the shit beat out of me for trying to do something about the problem.

nicfit · 10.16.2008, 12:48 PM

As a general rule, it is better not to carry weapons, the more weapons being carried around, the higher the chance some of them get used. BUT, if you stay in (=no actual "contact") and manage to scare them, it could have worked...what about the couch-lovers girls?? they did nothing and then ran away with you?

davenotdead · 10.16.2008, 12:56 PM

yr friends sound like assholes... they just sat on the couch?

terriblecanyons · 10.16.2008, 01:01 PM

Yeah, they just sat there while I got the shit beat out of me.
Aren't people just fantastic?
It really pisses me off. I probably could've gotten hurt a lot less if someone tried to pull me away.

nicfit · 10.16.2008, 01:02 PM

"friends".

10.15.2008, 10:45 PM	#1
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Yeah. Uh... I guess the title says it all. I excuse the fact that none of this makes any sense whatsoever because my head hurts like a bitch. And no, this is not fiction. Anyway. Me and people I met a few hours ago and my friend Jessica were all laying on this couch in some house of some friend of one of the girls that I met a few hours ago (say that 10 times) were all sleeping, minding our own business when some girl barged in and started yelling at us. From what I gathered, she was the ex girlfriend of the guy who was staying in his grandma's house (where we were). They were yelling and whatnot and the girl eventually left. Okay, so no more of this crap, right? Right. Fucking murphy's law. Anyway. So, I overhear the ex-boyfriend dude talking to this chick on the phone and apparently she's going to come back over with 3 of her booty ho friends and beat us up because we were sleeping on the couch and we have vaginas. Woo. I didn't take it seriously at first. ...Until about 30 minutes later they show up at the front door. At this point it's about 4:30 am. They pound and pound. I sneak over and lock it, seconds before they try to open it. We're safe for about 30 seconds before they go around the back and start pounding so hard on the sliding glass door I can see the plexiglass straining not to break. I thought it would. I'm not a wimp though. I hold the door shut with one arm as all three of them try to rip it open. everyone else on the couches are wondering what the fuck is going on. I am too. As they shout things like "you girls gonna get bent" and shit like that which so happens to be common in their vocabulary, eventually the strain between me holding the door shut and them trying to rip it open forces the door handle to go flying in either direction. Aweeeeeeeeeeeeesome. One of them grabs my hair. I suddenly feel like a victim in the middle of one of those youtube videos of those chicks beating each other up. Or maybe a 12 year old girl with an "nsync sucks" shirt on in the middle of a mob of angry fans. They pull me and start pounding my head with all their might. I'm seriously surprised I didn't walk away with a fractured skull. As they pull me to the ground, they beat me over and over with their fists and kick me in the ribs a few times. Somehow I crawl away, yelling at the chicks on the couches, wondering why none of them even attempted to help me. Either way, we all make a mad dash for the front door as soon as they start coming in the house. I dial 911 because if these girls are as mad as they're acting, someone besides me is 'gonna get bent'. I hang up when one of them tries to grab my jacket and pull me backwards. I go straight for my car. I yell at Jessica and some girl named Lindsey to get in and we speed off as fast as we can. 911 calls me back. I tell her my name, and where I am, and who's in my car and whatnot. Etc. I drive to my house, somehow. I'm pretty dizzy at this point. The cops find us eventually and the EMTs examine my head and say I should go to the hospital but I don't because I'm a fucking idiot. They give me an icepack and leave. I give my date of birth and my name literally about 20 times to the same 5 people. Three separate officers interview me, Jessica and Lindsey three separate times. We all make statements on paper. You know, the usual crap. Their parents come pick them up, my mom talks to the officer for a bit, and they eventually leave. I end up going to the emergency room. Yay. Either way, I'm gonna press charges. They'll probably find these girls because the dude that lives at that house know who they are. I've got scratches down my face, my legs and my feet and a few big bruises on my knees and a huge one on the back of my neck. I've got two knots in the back of my head and a headache that makes beating yourself with a lead pipe across the face feel like a soft fuzzy kitten. How is that whenever I try to do something logical, something bad happens? Dunno, whatever. Hopefully if I get what I want out of this, they'll end up paying for my medical bills and more. One of the other girls (on the couch) got away with a bloody possibly broken nose. Meh. inb4 "I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES! WHERE MY DO RAG AT?"
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10.15.2008, 10:53 PM	#2
pantophobia expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,349	wow, amazing you didn't injured any further, so you are at a loss of why they were even mad at you in the first place? i mean just because you were sleeping there? what kinda dumb reason is that to get someone "bent" "crooked" "or isoscelesed" ?
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10.15.2008, 10:55 PM	#3
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I was seriously surprised my head wasn't split open. They were beating it pretty hard. Yeah, the chicks were mad just cause we were sleeping on a couch in her ex boyfriend's house. She didn't live there or anything. But yeah, I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES.
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10.15.2008, 10:58 PM	#4
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	that was a great story thanks terrilblecanyons __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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10.15.2008, 11:00 PM	#5
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	You're welcome.
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10.15.2008, 11:03 PM	#6
akprodr the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mt Clair Posts: 1,129	No good deed goes unpunished?
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10.15.2008, 11:06 PM	#7
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	pretty much.
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10.16.2008, 12:40 AM	#8
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	That's beyond fucked up. I wish your head much sonic recuperation. Hopefully those bitches are over 18 and they'll be fucked over big time for this. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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10.16.2008, 03:28 AM	#9
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	that's awful! I hope you feel better soon. It's a really weird feeling when you're being attacked/personal space invaded and yr 'friends' don't help. __________________ tiny and lost.
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10.16.2008, 04:07 AM	#10
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	I read about it in your blog, sounded really fucked up! Were they on drugs? __________________
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10.16.2008, 12:07 PM	#11
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Probably.
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10.16.2008, 12:15 PM	#12
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	you people lead violent lives!!!!!! get better soon. You have a bloggggg?! __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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10.16.2008, 12:28 PM	#15
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	you are in the house they are outside you block them girls on the couch heead to the kitchen and take a couple big knives they see the knives through the plexiglas door they go away you go away before they get back with guns. ^^^ next time! BTW, hope you'll get better soon and those assholish girls get what they deserve= a beating from their parents coz they'll have to pay bills and stuff. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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10.16.2008, 12:38 PM	#16
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I was actually going to get a knife but everyone was yelling at me not to cause they weren't taking it seriously enough. I feel really stupid for not grabbing a few. Cause I got the shit beat out of me for trying to do something about the problem.
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10.16.2008, 12:48 PM	#17
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	As a general rule, it is better not to carry weapons, the more weapons being carried around, the higher the chance some of them get used. BUT, if you stay in (=no actual "contact") and manage to scare them, it could have worked...what about the couch-lovers girls?? they did nothing and then ran away with you? __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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10.16.2008, 12:56 PM	#18
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	yr friends sound like assholes... they just sat on the couch? __________________
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10.16.2008, 01:01 PM	#19
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Yeah, they just sat there while I got the shit beat out of me. Aren't people just fantastic? It really pisses me off. I probably could've gotten hurt a lot less if someone tried to pull me away.
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10.16.2008, 01:02 PM	#20
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	"friends". __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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