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Old 05.28.2006, 06:55 PM   #1861
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Old 05.28.2006, 07:00 PM   #1862
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:01 PM   #1863
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SCENE ALMOST LAST ONE

Dave Grohl gets up to take a vicious girl dump. When he walks in he finds Lee tied up still in his blue catsuit.

Dave: Lee what's up!
Lee: mmalhf!
Dave: Yeah, I like Frosted Flakes too.

Patti walks in.

Patti: Oh the only way to express my views of this situation is to dance barefoot on dishes.
Watt: Has anybody else noticed that Patti looks like that singer of Dinosaur?
Mould: No.
Watt: Oh.
Dave: Who would tie up Lee and buttsex the Shat Attack?

The masked Nixon then stands up.

Nixon: You want some bitches?
Da Game: Ah hell na son? You betta beez notz callin out Da Game. Da Game is gonna Kill ya!

Nixon pulls out his pistol and shoots Da Game 24 times in the nipple.

Da Game: Ah na! I got shot by a cracka!
Nixon: Who else wants some buttsecks kickin?
Grant Hart: take off your pants, lets wrestle.

Grant Hart has Nixon ready to be put in the sharpshooter but Nixon reaches in his trunks and throws purple glitter in his eyes.

Grant Hart: I've been blinded again!
The Ref: ONE...TWO...THREE! DING DING! THE WINNER AND STILL HUSKERS ON A PLANE CHAMPION...RICHARD NIXON!
Thurston: Nobody can stop Nixon!!! There is no hope!

Suddenly the plane begins to move violently.

The Shat: I can't control the plane!
Patti: Little sister the sky is falling....


TO BE CONTINUED
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:06 PM   #1864
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Yo Hip Priest!

John V- hahaha. classic.

Did we ever come up with what the last line of HOAP would be? I'd like to be Thurston just going "lol im insane", but it is up in the air.
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:06 PM   #1865
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Remember john! the very last scene everyone rides off on horses into the sunset while kid rock's "cowboy" is playing
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:07 PM   #1866
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Yeah we need to organize it. Does anybody actually want to do the final scene?
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:08 PM   #1867
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what exaCTLY at the end of the story? the plane lands and they find somthin right? isnt that what you guys said?

crackers, were gonna get 2000 posts in this thread tonight!! everyone come on in! the more the merrier
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:11 PM   #1868
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I'll contribute a teeeeeny bit.

Plane is drastically falling. The Shat laughs. The Game grabs his nipple and bawls like a baby on the Compton streets.

Nixon:
I am not a crook.

The Huskers break out their purple catsuits.

Bob Mould:
lol i'll save the plane
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:12 PM   #1869
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At the end Chuck Norris has to kick Nixons ass and find out who is actually behind the Nixon mask. This shit is gonna be so funny when we put it all together.
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At the end Chuck Norris has to kick Nixons ass and find out who is actually behind the Nixon mask. This shit is gonna be so funny when we put it all together.

OMG I'LL SEND YOU A PM.

It'll be awesome if we can actually find it all, lol. I have trouble remembering stuff from two pages back.
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:15 PM   #1871
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johnny v do you have aim? we could make a chat to discss the scenes
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Chuck is played out but he is still the best one to take out nixon. Come on now, do you think we are gonna have Rollins or Danza save the day?

Oh I get my first PM. I will find all of the scenes. Just rest your head Schizo.
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:18 PM   #1873
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I will try.

Chuck is the best. Danza has superior hair, but he can not hold a candle to the awesomeness that is Chuck.
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:21 PM   #1874
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whatchu got against chuck?
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oh. i rather appreciate the humour in them.
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I don't even know what aim is. Anal In Moscow?
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Old 05.28.2006, 08:30 PM   #1879
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pretty much. it's instant messaging.
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