If you had to pick a superpower in exchange of sex

cars_willkillyou · 03.19.2010, 08:19 PM

Or rather, a sexual organ. So the question is, if you could have any super power you wanted, but had to have your sexual organs removed, would you? AND if so, what would you chose?

pbradley · 03.19.2010, 08:23 PM

Fuck no.

Or maybe no to fuck?

Cumming is the best superpower there is.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.19.2010, 08:27 PM

I've always wanted the ability to travel through time.
Time traveling powers = maybe.

How am I expected to piss in the future without a schlong?

floatingslowly · 03.19.2010, 08:28 PM

I wouldn't want goofy laser dildo arms.

my superpower will be orgasm-eyebeams.

I'm looking at YOU, chatty cougar.

cars_willkillyou · 03.19.2010, 08:29 PM

thats because you've never felt the sensation of shooting fire out of your hands.

floatingslowly · 03.19.2010, 08:40 PM

no, but I want to. do tell.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 03.19.2010, 09:36 PM

cock-rocket!!!!

floatingslowly · 03.19.2010, 09:51 PM

that sounds explosive. would you rob banks or save humanity (through fucking)?

floatingslowly · 03.19.2010, 09:58 PM

which gives me a good reason to post this. I'm pretty much with deadpool except for #3. the captain gets one thing right.

I would like the power to shape refuse into large unwieldy vibrators.

fucking for everrrrrybody!

████████ · 03.19.2010, 10:41 PM

my sexorgan is a super power

davenotdead · 03.19.2010, 11:13 PM

maybe for invisibility/teleportation/time manip

pbradley · 03.19.2010, 11:19 PM

All of the above happens when I bust a nut.

davenotdead · 03.19.2010, 11:24 PM

hmmm, doesn't shapeshifting kind of break the rules? i mean, you can make the shape of a penis pretty easily... or a tampon... actually, yes, i want to shapeshift. i'd be a tampon 7 days of the week

pbradley · 03.19.2010, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

i'd be a tampon 7 days of the week

Well, in a certain sense, you already are, aren't you.

/burn

davenotdead · 03.20.2010, 12:05 AM

i'd smell worse than i already do

Satan · 03.20.2010, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

i'd be a tampon 7 days of the week

you'll be sorry

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If you could trade your sexual organs for a super power, would you?

FUCK NO

lasers are pretty cool though.

wellcharge · 03.20.2010, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

i'd smell worse than i already do

what happens if you shapeshift again while in there

Glice · 03.20.2010, 03:51 AM

I choose Russia for my superpower.

jon boy · 03.20.2010, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I choose Russia for my superpower.

i choose iceland, sleeping giants.

greedrex · 03.20.2010, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by wellcharge

what happens if you shapeshift again while in there

lawlz

View Poll Results: If you could trade your sexual organs for a super power, would you? If so, what?
No. I like my sexual organs.	11	45.83%
Super Strength/Super Speed	0	0%
Regeneration/Rapid Healing	1	4.17%
Invisibility	1	4.17%
Shapeshift	2	8.33%
Telepathy/Telekinesis	0	0%
Teleportation	1	4.17%
Time Manipulation	6	25.00%
Energy Projection (shooting lasers, fire, ice, etc)	0	0%
Other (specify)	2	8.33%
Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll

03.19.2010, 08:19 PM	#1
cars_willkillyou stalker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 520	Or rather, a sexual organ. So the question is, if you could have any super power you wanted, but had to have your sexual organs removed, would you? AND if so, what would you chose? __________________
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03.19.2010, 08:23 PM	#2
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Fuck no. Or maybe no to fuck? Cumming is the best superpower there is.
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03.19.2010, 08:28 PM	#4
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I wouldn't want goofy laser dildo arms. my superpower will be orgasm-eyebeams. I'm looking at YOU, chatty cougar.
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03.19.2010, 08:29 PM	#5
cars_willkillyou stalker Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 520	thats because you've never felt the sensation of shooting fire out of your hands. __________________
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03.19.2010, 08:27 PM	#3
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	I've always wanted the ability to travel through time. Time traveling powers = maybe. How am I expected to piss in the future without a schlong?
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03.19.2010, 08:40 PM	#6
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	no, but I want to. do tell.
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03.19.2010, 09:36 PM	#7
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	cock-rocket!!!!
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03.19.2010, 09:51 PM	#8
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	that sounds explosive. would you rob banks or save humanity (through fucking)?
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03.19.2010, 09:58 PM	#9
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	which gives me a good reason to post this. I'm pretty much with deadpool except for #3. the captain gets one thing right. I would like the power to shape refuse into large unwieldy vibrators. fucking for everrrrrybody!
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03.19.2010, 10:41 PM	#10
████████ little trouble girl Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 45	my sexorgan is a super power
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03.19.2010, 11:13 PM	#11
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	maybe for invisibility/teleportation/time manip __________________
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03.19.2010, 11:19 PM	#12
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	All of the above happens when I bust a nut.
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03.19.2010, 11:24 PM	#13
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	hmmm, doesn't shapeshifting kind of break the rules? i mean, you can make the shape of a penis pretty easily... or a tampon... actually, yes, i want to shapeshift. i'd be a tampon 7 days of the week __________________
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03.20.2010, 12:05 AM	#15
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i'd smell worse than i already do __________________
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