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Old 07.23.2009, 11:25 AM   #18981
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Mine involved being drunk (shocker), the cast of John Dies at the End, being harassed by a demon, having magical powers, and dying a lot.
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Old 07.23.2009, 11:29 AM   #18982
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The weirdest part was that the girl and I were apparently almost dating, she was the current owner of my grandfather's truck (which I haven't seen in about 5 or 6 years) and it took place in the present. Also, I kept losing the $1.50 in change.
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Old 07.23.2009, 11:29 AM   #18983
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wat.
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Old 07.23.2009, 11:42 AM   #18984
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i just broke my fucking toe
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Old 07.23.2009, 12:16 PM   #18985
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Old 07.23.2009, 12:38 PM   #18986
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Old 07.23.2009, 01:07 PM   #18987
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Holy fuck. This is INTENSE.


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Old 07.23.2009, 01:57 PM   #18988
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ps-cyber? yes plz

ha. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really?

mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh.
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Old 07.23.2009, 02:06 PM   #18989
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its all in the strategic use of italics
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Old 07.23.2009, 02:10 PM   #18990
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its all in the strategic use of italics

ohhh. figures that you would know. sexxee.
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Old 07.23.2009, 02:13 PM   #18991
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Old 07.23.2009, 02:15 PM   #18992
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Old 07.23.2009, 02:17 PM   #18993
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ohhh. figures that you would know. sexxee.


not bad. i'm slightly aroused already, and i'm sure you could try harder
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Old 07.23.2009, 02:37 PM   #18994
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not bad. i'm slightly aroused already, and i'm sure you could try harder

ha. again. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really?
mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh!
(the last 3 ah's are me bouncing up and down on my keyboard with excitement)



seriously tho, is the point of cybersex to get off? speaking as a girl that was once human, i must say that it would be quite difficult to execute this one handed. i mean diggin' it out, while typing? that takes mad skills.
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Old 07.23.2009, 02:39 PM   #18995
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ha. again. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really?
mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh!
(the last 3 ah's are me bouncing up and down on my keyboard with excitement)



seriously tho, is the point of cybersex to get off? speaking as a girl that was once human, i must say that it would be quite difficult to execute this one handed. i mean diggin' it out, while typing? that takes mad skills.

or voice recognition software a la Flotz!
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Old 07.23.2009, 02:54 PM   #18996
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my dream was so fucking boring. shopping with my consumer whore friend. it was so dull and realistic that i thought i was awake, so i slept until like quarter to three.
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Old 07.23.2009, 02:58 PM   #18997
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SAYS YOU, TINY ENGLISH MAN.

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Old 07.23.2009, 03:02 PM   #18998
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ha. again. i was kidding perv. how do u even do that? i mean really?
mmm. aaahhh. oh baby, type harder. HARDER! faster. more. ah. ah. ahhhh!
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Old 07.23.2009, 03:03 PM   #18999
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MY MANHOOD ENGORGES, PRESSING AGAINST YR QUIVERING BELLY.

IN ECSTASY, YR EYELIDS FLUTTER HALFWAY OPEN...ENOUGH TO SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY A LARGE GERMAN SHEPPARD.

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Old 07.23.2009, 03:10 PM   #19000
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