Ask Pookie - Page 13

Pookie · 03.08.2007, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

dear pookie,
been meaning to ask you -dont think i have..-if i should do smth with a friend of mine who has as only pleasure in life to give and recieve pleasure to modellookalike women. he has no other interests in life. has he found the meaning of life, so i shouldnt bother but just be happy for him? recently tho, he has himself a girlfriend and seems to ease on the issue.

a good friend, nef.

Say again over!

Pookie · 03.08.2007, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sonicl

Dear Pookie,

How do you find virgins in Basingstoke?

Yours inquisitively,
Mavis

Very accommodating thank you.

(Now all you have to do is change your original post and the joke'll work).

Pookie · 03.08.2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dr. humpp

dear mr. pookie,

when will we stop to entertain ourselfs with this board during our work/study time?

Is that: "when will we stop [studying/working] to entertain ourselves with this board, during our work/study time?"

Or: "when will we stop to entertain ourselves with this board. During work/study time?"

The answer to the first would be: at a convenient break in your work/study time, ensuring you don't leave any heavy machinery/teachers unattended and in a position to potentially pose a health & safety risk.

To the latter: yes.

Everyneurotic · 03.08.2007, 08:27 PM

dear spookie:

how many wives are too many wives?

reginald
saint jerome, utah (via telegraph)

Everyneurotic · 03.08.2007, 08:29 PM

dear spookie:

i'm feeling a little insecure, i think my girlfriend is upset with me about something; ever since i've strangled here after i forced her to intercourse, she has been awfully quiet.

sincerely,

ed smith
trenton, new jersey.

Everyneurotic · 03.08.2007, 08:34 PM

dear spookie,

why can't i find ready to drink cheetos? am i searching in the wrong places?

manuel "fattest man in the world" uribe

SynthethicalY · 03.09.2007, 12:50 AM

Dear Pookie,

What kind of flowers should I burn for my pagan ritual to Zeus?
Lilacs, Roses, or Dandenlions?

Sincerly,

Paganist Ted.

Pookie · 03.10.2007, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

dear spookie:

how many wives are too many wives?

reginald
saint jerome, utah (via telegraph)

Some have argued that bigamy is having one wife too many, and monogamy is the same.

I would just advise you, when considering bigamy, to remember that in this instance two rites do make a wrong.

Pookie · 03.10.2007, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

dear spookie:

i'm feeling a little insecure, i think my girlfriend is upset with me about something; ever since i've strangled here after i forced her to intercourse, she has been awfully quiet.

sincerely,

ed smith
trenton, new jersey.

Uh huh. Is there a question or are you just boasting?

Pookie · 03.10.2007, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

dear spookie,

why can't i find ready to drink cheetos? am i searching in the wrong places?

manuel "fattest man in the world" uribe

You drink Cheetos?

Chester Cheetah says, "Mmmm, they're yummy in your tummy".

Pookie · 03.10.2007, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Dear Pookie,

What kind of flowers should I burn for my pagan ritual to Zeus?
Lilacs, Roses, or Dandenlions?

Sincerly,

Paganist Ted.

Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem.

Admire the lilacs, but in peace leave them.

Pookie · 03.10.2007, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Dear Pookie,

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect; why practice?

Sincerely,
Mary 'practically perfect in every way' Poppins

Dear Mary,

It is reasonable to have perfection in our eye, that we may always advance towards it, though we know it can never be reached.

SynthethicalY · 03.21.2007, 06:00 PM

Dear Pookie,

Why do I have to be third in my speech class? Is it because of my last name?

Sincerly,
C---------

Pookie · 03.22.2007, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

Dear Pookie,

Why do I have to be third in my speech class? Is it because of my last name?

Sincerly,
C---------

Hello C---------,

Your question is vague and so I had to consult your speech class tutor. He says there are only two people in the class, so can't you get the hint?

Hope that helps,

Pookie

Toilet & Bowels · 03.22.2007, 07:56 AM

what would be the best job for me after i graduate? i'm looking for a job that doesn't require too much resposibility, isn't mind numbing, and pays about £8 or £9/hour

Pookie · 03.22.2007, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

what would be the best job for me after i graduate? i'm looking for a job that doesn't require too much resposibility, isn't mind numbing, and pays about £8 or £9/hour

Wow, you're really cheap!

I'm going to suggest you ask sonicl. He's on here all the time (obviously holds a position of little or no responsibility), when the job gets too mind numbing he just posts here, and he can afford a three bedroom house in Surrey.

Regards,

pookie

king_buzzo · 03.22.2007, 12:50 PM

Pookie im feeling like shit. i need a new amp, but they're all either crap and expensive or vintage and imposiblle to find.

jon boy · 03.22.2007, 12:55 PM

dear pookie,

married women say they love me but dont do anything about it. how can i cope with this terrible burdon?

russel crowe, here there and everywhere.

fishmonkey · 03.22.2007, 06:25 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jon boy again.

brilliant!

Pookie · 03.22.2007, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ms. Always Right

Dear Pookie,

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Sincerely,
Ms. Always Right

This brings to mind a story my old Irish aunt told me...

EDIT: Kate told me to say the answer is 'yes'.

Quote:

Originally Posted by king_buzzo

Pookie im feeling like shit. i need a new amp, but they're all either crap and expensive or vintage and imposiblle to find.

Pookie's motto:
If a question mark I do not see,
You've read the title of the thread wrongly.

03.08.2007, 08:27 PM	#244
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear spookie: how many wives are too many wives? reginald saint jerome, utah (via telegraph) __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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03.08.2007, 08:29 PM	#245
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear spookie: i'm feeling a little insecure, i think my girlfriend is upset with me about something; ever since i've strangled here after i forced her to intercourse, she has been awfully quiet. sincerely, ed smith trenton, new jersey. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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03.08.2007, 08:34 PM	#246
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dear spookie, why can't i find ready to drink cheetos? am i searching in the wrong places? manuel "fattest man in the world" uribe __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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03.09.2007, 12:50 AM	#247
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Dear Pookie, What kind of flowers should I burn for my pagan ritual to Zeus? Lilacs, Roses, or Dandenlions? Sincerly, Paganist Ted.
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03.21.2007, 06:00 PM	#253
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Dear Pookie, Why do I have to be third in my speech class? Is it because of my last name? Sincerly, C---------
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03.22.2007, 07:56 AM	#255
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,213	what would be the best job for me after i graduate? i'm looking for a job that doesn't require too much resposibility, isn't mind numbing, and pays about £8 or £9/hour
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03.22.2007, 12:50 PM	#257
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Pookie im feeling like shit. i need a new amp, but they're all either crap and expensive or vintage and imposiblle to find.
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03.22.2007, 12:55 PM	#258
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	dear pookie, married women say they love me but dont do anything about it. how can i cope with this terrible burdon? russel crowe, here there and everywhere. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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03.22.2007, 06:25 PM	#259
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jon boy again. brilliant! __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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