for atsonicpark, swa(y), dead-air, deaddiscodildo, etc

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 03:07 AM

using your hand, reach down past your navel, and locate your penis [don't worry adam, you don't have to stroke it].

once you have located it [assuming it is still there] , push it to one side or the other [the option, and the power, is yours].

and once you have done that, feel the area behind the penis. you should feel a membranous sac-like object. and that object should contain two spherical objects within it. like a small plastic bag holds two boiled peanuts.

just double check that it is there, and then go on with your day.

this message brought to you by davenotdead. a guy who is coherent and not pussy-whipped.

yr welcome

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 03:22 AM

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 03:45 AM

why so sensitive sway?

i was actually trying to help/ albeit in a douchebag way. but still, thought that counts.

and i don't need to come to macon, dude. you've made it known how skinny/weightless you are, i've got like 40-50 pounds on you

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 03:48 AM

and i don't like dealing with bullshit, which means i usually just go for the ko

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 03:52 AM

how can i when every other thread is one of you guys crying through your vaginas?

at least adam's is apparently over now. i'm pretty glad because another post about zoloft and his penis was going to make me angry

nicfit · 11.12.2009, 03:53 AM

fratfight

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)

theres only one fratfag thats posted in this thread.

hahaha.

i'm probably the least frat-like dude on here

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swa(y)

oh, least we know ya wouldnt do anything about it but post some bullshit though...right?

i'm just sad that this place has lost its luster. it resembles the incubus board i used to visit when i was 17 [i may have liked their music back then, but i could never tolerate the other fans]

Satan · 11.12.2009, 04:00 AM

stfu, ladies.

nicfit · 11.12.2009, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

i'm just sad that this place has lost its luster.

try pornbb, I guess lots of users regularly reach for their cocks as you suggested.

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 04:09 AM

this was supposed to be a humorous thread about how this place sucks.

can't even do that right.

this place really bores me right now

nicfit · 11.12.2009, 04:14 AM

what time is it there?

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 04:19 AM

4am. g'night

nicfit · 11.12.2009, 04:22 AM

ah.
ok.
At 4am you think about other guy's cocks?
I'd be worried.

ha ha.
kiddin'.
I get what you were trying to do, but it's indeed kind of a failure.
Not that I could do any better...
'night.

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 04:33 AM

nic, all i'm trying to say is that this place used to be more

than

ALIEN ANAL · 11.12.2009, 04:56 AM

ahaha
this thread got serious after 1 post

ill battle you dave for a twix

pbradley · 11.12.2009, 05:12 AM

Don't click here. It is made of "vaginas."

phoenix · 11.12.2009, 05:49 AM

erm .... ??

atsonicpark · 11.12.2009, 09:39 AM

t.h.c, ghotthat fuckin t.h.cccc

floatingslowly · 11.12.2009, 09:53 AM

it's 4am. do you know where yr sac is?

11.12.2009, 03:07 AM	#1
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	using your hand, reach down past your navel, and locate your penis [don't worry adam, you don't have to stroke it]. once you have located it [assuming it is still there] , push it to one side or the other [the option, and the power, is yours]. and once you have done that, feel the area behind the penis. you should feel a membranous sac-like object. and that object should contain two spherical objects within it. like a small plastic bag holds two boiled peanuts. just double check that it is there, and then go on with your day. this message brought to you by davenotdead. a guy who is coherent and not pussy-whipped. yr welcome __________________
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	why so sensitive sway? i was actually trying to help/ albeit in a douchebag way. but still, thought that counts. and i don't need to come to macon, dude. you've made it known how skinny/weightless you are, i've got like 40-50 pounds on you __________________
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	how can i when every other thread is one of you guys crying through your vaginas? at least adam's is apparently over now. i'm pretty glad because another post about zoloft and his penis was going to make me angry __________________
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11.12.2009, 04:09 AM	#11
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	this was supposed to be a humorous thread about how this place sucks. can't even do that right. this place really bores me right now __________________
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	ah. ok. At 4am you think about other guy's cocks? I'd be worried. ha ha. kiddin'. I get what you were trying to do, but it's indeed kind of a failure. Not that I could do any better... 'night. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	nic, all i'm trying to say is that this place used to be more than __________________
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Don't click here. It is made of "vaginas."
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	erm .... ?? __________________ tiny and lost.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	t.h.c, ghotthat fuckin t.h.cccc __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	it's 4am. do you know where yr sac is?
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