I Can't Walk - Page 2

schizophrenicroom · 07.09.2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by golden child

if the tan is on your legs, how does touching your tits help?

The burn's on my chest.

drrrtyboots · 07.09.2006, 04:23 PM

iSketch.net

even though you've probably had enough online games for one day.

Vodka Goblin · 07.09.2006, 06:37 PM

Hey scitso hope y'arn't feelin too burny or wotever sownds like a problem y'kno but hey y'think yur havin the trubbles standin up 'n' all let me just be tellin yu ive just cum bak from the Red Dragon Inn HEY NO FUKKIN GNOMES 'N' ELVES ALLOWED YEH 'n' aniways i drunk a load of "zombies" rite 'n' im fukkin PISSED, hey y'say HEY Y'SAY CLEVVER RYME YEH "HEY Y'SAY" wots a fukkin "zombie"? i kno yer all askin like but to sayv yu all tipin i'll just tel yu rite, a ZOMBIE is wen yu order a pint of goblin ale [hey its lyke the addyverts say y'kno "if yer not pissed after yer first pint then yer not drinkin the goblin ale"} wich y'drink a bit of liyke a cwarter 'n' then y'slip in a load of me vodka y'kno to mix it 'n' all hey it's fukkin klose to bein lethal y'kno 'N' HEY BE KERFULL IF YER UNDER AGE OR WOTEVER Y'KNO ONLY DRINK LYKE RESPONSIBLIES 'cos its lyke the dangerous things to do y'kno the goblins are yused to it 'cos gettin pissed is lyke in owr religshun 'n' all ha ha the goblins health warnin 'n' all there y'gotta be responsible wen y'drink yeh, so the goblin's had lyke ten pints of this stuff 'n' it was fine untill lyke the number twelv pint wen suddenli this green stuff wos cummin owt of me ears 'n' me mouth 'n' i wos havin the halussinnayshons or wotever it wos fukkin orrible yeh i halushinayted that i wos a gnome workin for the elves IT WOS SO SCARY LYKE DREAMIN I WOS A GNOME THAT WEN I CAME ROWND I'D PISSED MESELF WITH FEER eksept i hadn't it wos me mate huffi he'd lyke just poured sum ale on me to mayke it luk like i'd pissed meself 'cos he's ded funni lyke that, so anyway to get over the shok 'n' all i had like another fyve pints 'n' i had to get a hors 'n' cart home 'cos lyke i cuddent walk proper fukkin good nite tho y'kno HEY TAYK THE KARES AN BE KAREFULLY 'n' all yeh ha ha goblin gonna sleep now nite nite.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.09.2006, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

I have to hold my tits to move.

pics or ban

schizophrenicroom · 07.09.2006, 08:18 PM

haha, you don't want pics right now crypto. soon, though. soon.

vodka goblin- thank you, kind sir.

acousticrock87 · 07.09.2006, 08:30 PM

I burn pretty easily, even with sunscreen. That's my excuse for never tanning.

But really, just lie down and relax. Get your mind off it. Turn on the air conditioning, get some lemonade, lay back, and read something. Or just surf the web all day. At least you have a good reason to now.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 07.09.2006, 08:41 PM

I used to get sunburns really bad, then one summer my shoulders became covered with freckles (my skin was peeling down to the insides of my elbows)so now the entire top of my back is brownish. But now every summer I get more so my skin gets darker and darker. Which is good I guess because I was pretty white.

schizophrenicroom · 07.09.2006, 10:19 PM

acoustic- i sat my ass down and watched a few hours of project runway. it's addcting.

rhys- haha. i'm pretty white, so the fact my legs are.. light beige made me excited.

Cantankerous · 07.09.2006, 10:22 PM

I would suggest some sunscreen.

My sunburns never fade into tans. They peel and peel and fade back to pasty white.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 07.09.2006, 10:22 PM

can i cal lyou schizophrenic lobster for a while?

krastian · 07.09.2006, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Rhys Chatham

can i cal lyou schizophrenic lobster for a while?

How about Rock Lobster?

Cantankerous · 07.10.2006, 12:07 AM

god help us

Jaded · 07.10.2006, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

god help us

youre a whore

Cantankerous · 07.10.2006, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaded

youre a whore

shut up chrissy. you stole my avatar.

Jaded · 07.10.2006, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

shut up chrissy. you stole my avatar.

stfu and take it like a man

Cantankerous · 07.10.2006, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Jaded

stfu and take it like a man

FUCK THE WORRRRLDUGH
BECAUSE WE CAAAAANUGH
I'M BIG ENOUGHHHHUGH
TO BE A MAAAAANUGH

drrrtyboots · 07.10.2006, 12:23 AM

uh oh.

schizophrenicroom · 07.10.2006, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Rhys Chatham

can i cal lyou schizophrenic lobster for a while?

sure.

catankerous- i had it on, i just made the mistake of swimming and then getting out and taking a two hour nap.

Jaded · 07.10.2006, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

FUCK THE WORRRRLDUGH
BECAUSE WE CAAAAANUGH
I'M BIG ENOUGHHHHUGH
TO BE A MAAAAANUGH

sing it to me baby...in that 'raspy' voice of yours.
go set something on fire, would you?

soniknirve · 07.10.2006, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

shut up chrissy. you stole my avatar.

you've converted another of your hole friends?

07.09.2006, 04:23 PM	#22
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	iSketch.net even though you've probably had enough online games for one day. __________________
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07.09.2006, 06:37 PM	#23
Vodka Goblin little trouble girl Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gundle Village Posts: 82	Hey scitso hope y'arn't feelin too burny or wotever sownds like a problem y'kno but hey y'think yur havin the trubbles standin up 'n' all let me just be tellin yu ive just cum bak from the Red Dragon Inn HEY NO FUKKIN GNOMES 'N' ELVES ALLOWED YEH 'n' aniways i drunk a load of "zombies" rite 'n' im fukkin PISSED, hey y'say HEY Y'SAY CLEVVER RYME YEH "HEY Y'SAY" wots a fukkin "zombie"? i kno yer all askin like but to sayv yu all tipin i'll just tel yu rite, a ZOMBIE is wen yu order a pint of goblin ale [hey its lyke the addyverts say y'kno "if yer not pissed after yer first pint then yer not drinkin the goblin ale"} wich y'drink a bit of liyke a cwarter 'n' then y'slip in a load of me vodka y'kno to mix it 'n' all hey it's fukkin klose to bein lethal y'kno 'N' HEY BE KERFULL IF YER UNDER AGE OR WOTEVER Y'KNO ONLY DRINK LYKE RESPONSIBLIES 'cos its lyke the dangerous things to do y'kno the goblins are yused to it 'cos gettin pissed is lyke in owr religshun 'n' all ha ha the goblins health warnin 'n' all there y'gotta be responsible wen y'drink yeh, so the goblin's had lyke ten pints of this stuff 'n' it was fine untill lyke the number twelv pint wen suddenli this green stuff wos cummin owt of me ears 'n' me mouth 'n' i wos havin the halussinnayshons or wotever it wos fukkin orrible yeh i halushinayted that i wos a gnome workin for the elves IT WOS SO SCARY LYKE DREAMIN I WOS A GNOME THAT WEN I CAME ROWND I'D PISSED MESELF WITH FEER eksept i hadn't it wos me mate huffi he'd lyke just poured sum ale on me to mayke it luk like i'd pissed meself 'cos he's ded funni lyke that, so anyway to get over the shok 'n' all i had like another fyve pints 'n' i had to get a hors 'n' cart home 'cos lyke i cuddent walk proper fukkin good nite tho y'kno HEY TAYK THE KARES AN BE KAREFULLY 'n' all yeh ha ha goblin gonna sleep now nite nite.
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07.09.2006, 08:18 PM	#25
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	haha, you don't want pics right now crypto. soon, though. soon. vodka goblin- thank you, kind sir. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.09.2006, 08:30 PM	#26
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	I burn pretty easily, even with sunscreen. That's my excuse for never tanning. But really, just lie down and relax. Get your mind off it. Turn on the air conditioning, get some lemonade, lay back, and read something. Or just surf the web all day. At least you have a good reason to now.
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07.09.2006, 08:41 PM	#27
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	I used to get sunburns really bad, then one summer my shoulders became covered with freckles (my skin was peeling down to the insides of my elbows)so now the entire top of my back is brownish. But now every summer I get more so my skin gets darker and darker. Which is good I guess because I was pretty white. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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07.09.2006, 10:19 PM	#28
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	acoustic- i sat my ass down and watched a few hours of project runway. it's addcting. rhys- haha. i'm pretty white, so the fact my legs are.. light beige made me excited. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.09.2006, 10:22 PM	#29
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	I would suggest some sunscreen. My sunburns never fade into tans. They peel and peel and fade back to pasty white. __________________ RETIRED
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07.10.2006, 12:07 AM	#32
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	god help us __________________ RETIRED
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07.10.2006, 12:23 AM	#37
drrrtyboots invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in the forest(s) Posts: 2,946	uh oh. __________________
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