first world problems - Page 8

dale_gribble · 11.23.2010, 09:46 PM

the child slaves can't make my shoes fast enough, and my suv's gas mileage is too high.

kinn · 11.23.2010, 09:47 PM

i get over these problems.

then i go and

do a lot of good for some gwats
helpin em out
anyway i can

!@#$%! · 11.23.2010, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I'm about to have anal douche and being a bit depressed about this episode.

ask alteredcourse about "empty" and "full"

static-harmony · 11.23.2010, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ask alteredcourse about "empty" and "full"

Shouldn't he ask atsonic?

Green_mind · 11.24.2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

the sudden lack of toilet paper in this flat is having a huge impact on my life.

I'd have thought you'd have some aloe vera wipes? :P I know someone who uses these, cracks me up everytime.

automatic bzooty · 11.24.2010, 09:13 PM

THANKSGIVING

MORE LIKE THANKSTAKING

SOMEBODY'S STUPID ANCESTORS

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME WAY THE HELL OVER TO NORTH AMERICA

AND TAKE ALL THE LAND

AND SHIT

ALL FOR DRY ASS TURKEY AND FOOTBALL

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GODDAMN PILGRIMS

jon boy · 11.24.2010, 11:49 PM

left one of my pedals on last night, no battery today.

TYPED THE LAST PART OF THIS IN CAPS BY MISTAKE.

automatic bzooty · 11.26.2010, 12:21 AM

the enormous slab of bloody dead animal i consumed today (cow) was subpar

SpaceCadetHayden · 11.26.2010, 12:23 AM

I've eaten too much food, i got a scuff on my aldies, and my cell phone's ringer is broke.

WORST DAY EVER

floatingslowly · 12.02.2010, 05:57 PM

it has taken me over an hour to pay two online utility bills since my laptop has been banned by the sysOp of this coffeehaus.

to add insult to injury, the loud Moroccan psychedelia is interfering with my automated phone payments as well.

apparently, "purple haze" and "paint it black", in Moroccan, sound just like "no, that is not my credit card number", in Engrish.

demonrail666 · 12.02.2010, 07:04 PM

I think the 'woman' i'm having cybersex with is boring in bed

A Thousand Threads · 12.11.2010, 06:51 AM

The lady at my local shoe repair shop seemed to have no idea how to take care of calf leather.
Also,
the salami i just bought at the farmer's market is so long, it won't fit into my fridge.

Genteel Death · 12.11.2010, 07:13 AM

My favourite t-shirt has a cigarette hole on it.

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 12.11.2010, 08:16 AM

hot sluts

automatic bzooty · 12.11.2010, 10:29 PM

everything sux

Sonic Youth 37 · 12.11.2010, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

everything sux

This.

And hello again bzooty.

automatic bzooty · 12.12.2010, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

This.

And hello again bzooty.

'ello 'ello

Genteel Death · 03.12.2011, 09:26 AM

I hate it when I remember that I have 6 McDonalds hashbrowns leftover from my valuemeal but I already lit up my cigarette UGH (cuts self)

DeadDiscoDildo · 03.12.2011, 05:22 PM

Let's see, there's this new gym opening up in our town called Planet Fitness. IT caters to overweight ppl, and the machines are rigged with sensors and devices that will set off alarms if you are heard grunting, or lifting too much weight. They dont want ppl working out too hard. So the girls that go to gyms are bitching about it on facebook about how its hypocritical and if LA fitness would make machines that set off alarms if you were too FAT they would get sued.

Double standards. etc.

White people problems, really. I ripped on them haha.

floatingslowly · 04.22.2011, 08:29 AM

the headphone jack of my 80g iPod has a 1 channel short forcing me to downgrade to my 30g.

the 30g only has 5,400 songs on it.

11.23.2010, 09:46 PM	#141
dale_gribble 100% Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: the space between dreams and reality Posts: 666	the child slaves can't make my shoes fast enough, and my suv's gas mileage is too high. __________________
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11.23.2010, 09:47 PM	#142
kinn the destroyed room Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 540	i get over these problems. then i go and do a lot of good for some gwats helpin em out anyway i can
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11.24.2010, 09:13 PM	#146
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	THANKSGIVING MORE LIKE THANKSTAKING SOMEBODY'S STUPID ANCESTORS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME WAY THE HELL OVER TO NORTH AMERICA AND TAKE ALL THE LAND AND SHIT ALL FOR DRY ASS TURKEY AND FOOTBALL WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GODDAMN PILGRIMS
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11.24.2010, 11:49 PM	#147
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	left one of my pedals on last night, no battery today. TYPED THE LAST PART OF THIS IN CAPS BY MISTAKE. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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11.26.2010, 12:21 AM	#148
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	the enormous slab of bloody dead animal i consumed today (cow) was subpar
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11.26.2010, 12:23 AM	#149
SpaceCadetHayden the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: the void of civilization Posts: 988	I've eaten too much food, i got a scuff on my aldies, and my cell phone's ringer is broke. WORST DAY EVER __________________
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12.02.2010, 05:57 PM	#150
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	it has taken me over an hour to pay two online utility bills since my laptop has been banned by the sysOp of this coffeehaus. to add insult to injury, the loud Moroccan psychedelia is interfering with my automated phone payments as well. apparently, "purple haze" and "paint it black", in Moroccan, sound just like "no, that is not my credit card number", in Engrish.
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12.02.2010, 07:04 PM	#151
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	I think the 'woman' i'm having cybersex with is boring in bed
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12.11.2010, 06:51 AM	#152
A Thousand Threads expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,000	The lady at my local shoe repair shop seemed to have no idea how to take care of calf leather. Also, the salami i just bought at the farmer's market is so long, it won't fit into my fridge.
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12.11.2010, 07:13 AM	#153
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	My favourite t-shirt has a cigarette hole on it.
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12.11.2010, 08:16 AM	#154
Dr. Eugene Felikson invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,570	hot sluts
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12.11.2010, 10:29 PM	#155
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	everything sux
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03.12.2011, 09:26 AM	#158
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	I hate it when I remember that I have 6 McDonalds hashbrowns leftover from my valuemeal but I already lit up my cigarette UGH (cuts self)
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03.12.2011, 05:22 PM	#159
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	Let's see, there's this new gym opening up in our town called Planet Fitness. IT caters to overweight ppl, and the machines are rigged with sensors and devices that will set off alarms if you are heard grunting, or lifting too much weight. They dont want ppl working out too hard. So the girls that go to gyms are bitching about it on facebook about how its hypocritical and if LA fitness would make machines that set off alarms if you were too FAT they would get sued. Double standards. etc. White people problems, really. I ripped on them haha.
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04.22.2011, 08:29 AM	#160
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	the headphone jack of my 80g iPod has a 1 channel short forcing me to downgrade to my 30g. the 30g only has 5,400 songs on it.
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