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View Poll Results: would you?
yes. 3 21.43%
no. 6 42.86%
ok, if Scarlett Johansson agrees to come with me 5 35.71%
ok, if Ringo gets me drrruuuunk first 0 0%
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:28 PM   #1
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:29 PM   #2
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How much money is involved?
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:30 PM   #3
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Beards are a dealbreaker, sorry.
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:30 PM   #4
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:34 PM   #5
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if someone paid me an exorbitant sum of money, yes. factoring in the unlikeliness of that happening, NO.
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:36 PM   #6
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i actually watched like five minutes of his special on vh1 classics and it was fucking horrible.
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:39 PM   #7
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he's the least talented of the beatles, followed by paul mccartney, and an utter douchebag.
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:41 PM   #8
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is scarlett johansson just coming with me to ringo's place and then waiting in the car, or is she cumming with me in ringo's bed while he's in the bathroom putting his dentures in?
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:42 PM   #9
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so what if someone did offer you that large sum of dough, but only if you agreed that the person frontin the dough could videotape the act for his private use?
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:42 PM   #10
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Scarlett gets to hold your hand through the whole ordeal... maybe if youre suave, you can convince her to join in
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:44 PM   #11
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so what if someone did offer you that large sum of dough, but only if you agreed that the person frontin the dough could videotape the act for his private use?
sure. and i'm talking a HUGE sum of money. like enough so that i wouldn't have to work another day in my life.
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:46 PM   #12
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only if ringo's the bottom. and scarlett pees on him.
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:52 PM   #13
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Has anyone ever noticed Ringo's face on the front cover of Help?, he looks like a melting candle for fucks sake...
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Old 02.12.2008, 05:59 PM   #14
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not one solid 'yes' yet...c'mon guys... this guy is Beatle. a genuine legend and world icon
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Old 02.12.2008, 06:01 PM   #15
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HE'S STILL A TWAT.
there are a number of old rock stars who i would still fuck. i wouldn't have fucked ringo when he was young.
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Old 02.12.2008, 06:20 PM   #16
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only if ringo's the bottom. and scarlett pees on him.

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Old 02.12.2008, 06:21 PM   #17
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Old 02.12.2008, 06:41 PM   #19
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Beatles musical talent:
John Lennon>Paul Mcartney>Ringo Star>George Harrison

The last two are debatable, but honestly most of while my guitar gently weeps was played by eric clapton.
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george harrison > john lennon > (paul mccartney = ringo starr)
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