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Old 04.20.2010, 03:54 AM   #1
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Get kicked out of the bar.
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Old 04.20.2010, 04:06 AM   #2
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Old 04.20.2010, 07:16 AM   #3
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he got some tail and needs to find a new drinking place.
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Old 04.20.2010, 08:37 AM   #4
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hope he was worth it. good watering holes are hard to find.....
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Old 04.20.2010, 11:41 AM   #5
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Yeah it was like whatever that place. My favorite spot is still open for drinking. I still have my 2-4-1 drinks at 10:30 to 12:30 at night.
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Old 04.20.2010, 01:27 PM   #6
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Sleep with the bartender and his boyfriend. You'll win then.

I, however, choose to not get laid.
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Old 04.20.2010, 04:16 PM   #7
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fucking right you will, but not before you get your ass beat
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Old 04.20.2010, 04:20 PM   #8
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find another bar? or better yet, don't ask me...I'm not interested in bartenders or their skeezy partners, so my advice wouldn't be of much help.
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Old 04.20.2010, 04:23 PM   #9
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fucking right you will, but not before you get your ass beat

Why aren't you working behind a bar?
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Old 04.20.2010, 07:32 PM   #10
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never sleep with the bartenders boyfriend or... he will leave you with a foam mustache that can only be removed with paint stripper.
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Old 04.20.2010, 07:52 PM   #11
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hope he was worth it. good watering holes are hard to find.....

He simply found a hole more relevant to his interests. And kudos to him!
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Old 04.20.2010, 07:56 PM   #12
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i am, stupid
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Old 04.20.2010, 07:59 PM   #13
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i am, stupid

Can I get free alcohol from you because I know you from the internet?
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Old 04.20.2010, 08:34 PM   #14
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Old 04.20.2010, 08:39 PM   #15
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Old 04.20.2010, 09:48 PM   #16
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Ok, how about I pay for the alcohol and get free goosing rights.
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