Your new job...

artsygrrl · 04.05.2010, 08:17 PM

...is writing fortunes for fortune cookies.

Give an example of yr wit or wisdom.

hevusa · 04.05.2010, 08:18 PM

Help, I'm trapped in a chinese fortune cookie factory!

phoenix · 04.05.2010, 08:25 PM

eating more cookies will bring you closer to zen.

EVOLghost · 04.05.2010, 09:11 PM

Don't ever expect anything, you'll be more surprised.

dale_gribble · 04.05.2010, 10:49 PM

i know where you live.

floatingslowly · 04.05.2010, 11:15 PM

free yr mind and yr ass will follow. the kingdom of heaven is within.

I think that I'll like my new job, ripping off Funkadelic lyrics.

Keeping It Simple · 04.06.2010, 06:39 AM

Vegemite tastes better than marmite.

phoenix · 04.06.2010, 09:41 PM

of course!

Pookie · 04.07.2010, 05:23 AM

One today is worth two tomorrows.

cagedbird · 04.07.2010, 06:35 AM

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
--bugs bunny

krischanski · 04.07.2010, 06:44 AM

Da kömmer sowass ehbm nimmähr machng!

pbradley · 04.07.2010, 06:50 AM

Public apathy enables leaders to ignore voters.

Satan · 04.07.2010, 05:03 PM

la cocaina no es buena para su salud.

Rob Instigator · 04.07.2010, 05:05 PM

If she says OK, go ahead and stick that finger in her butt.

SYRFox · 04.07.2010, 05:25 PM

Listening to the Mars Volta will free your colon whenever you feel constipated

SuperCreep · 04.07.2010, 05:26 PM

bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

SYRFox · 04.07.2010, 05:27 PM

Masturbating and listening to PJ Harvey will make you cry yourself to sleep and enjoy your night

Keeping It Simple · 04.07.2010, 05:35 PM

Beware of the wildly different costs of a single shot of Buffalo Trace Bourbon when on a pub crawl.

SYRFox · 04.07.2010, 05:52 PM

Laughing at gingers in the street is funny; until Adam Cooley rules the world, that is.

pbradley · 04.07.2010, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox

Listening to the Mars Volta will free your colon whenever you feel constipated

Around the time the Mars Volta got big, my friend who was really into them would play their music every time he would take a dump in his bathroom, obviously to eliminate embarrassing sounds.

Thus, "mars volta" became a euphemism for shitting.

04.05.2010, 08:17 PM	#1
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	...is writing fortunes for fortune cookies. Give an example of yr wit or wisdom.
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hevusa expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: rain hell Posts: 1,535	Help, I'm trapped in a chinese fortune cookie factory!
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04.05.2010, 08:25 PM	#3
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	eating more cookies will bring you closer to zen. __________________ tiny and lost.
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Don't ever expect anything, you'll be more surprised.
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dale_gribble 100% Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: the space between dreams and reality Posts: 666	i know where you live. __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	free yr mind and yr ass will follow. the kingdom of heaven is within. I think that I'll like my new job, ripping off Funkadelic lyrics.
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Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Vegemite tastes better than marmite.
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	of course! __________________ tiny and lost.
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04.07.2010, 05:23 AM	#9
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	One today is worth two tomorrows.
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cagedbird the destroyed room Join Date: May 2006 Location: Mid-Manhattan Library Posts: 567	if you can't beat 'em, join 'em --bugs bunny
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04.07.2010, 06:44 AM	#11
krischanski children of satan Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Berlin Posts: 290	Da kömmer sowass ehbm nimmähr machng! __________________ _________________ ______________ __________ ____
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Public apathy enables leaders to ignore voters.
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	la cocaina no es buena para su salud.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	If she says OK, go ahead and stick that finger in her butt. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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04.07.2010, 05:25 PM	#15
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Listening to the Mars Volta will free your colon whenever you feel constipated
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04.07.2010, 05:26 PM	#16
SuperCreep expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: brooklyn Posts: 2,281	bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. __________________
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04.07.2010, 05:27 PM	#17
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Masturbating and listening to PJ Harvey will make you cry yourself to sleep and enjoy your night
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Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Beware of the wildly different costs of a single shot of Buffalo Trace Bourbon when on a pub crawl.
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04.07.2010, 05:52 PM	#19
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Laughing at gingers in the street is funny; until Adam Cooley rules the world, that is.
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