[L. Ron Hubbard]

so, i was looking on the band contact page, and there's only booking contacts, it seems. perhaps i'm effin' blind, but i was just wondering whom i might have to speak with to see about doing some press with sonic youth.

any help would be appreciated.

yrs,
l. ron hubbard

[Everyneurotic]

DUDE!!!! THE SCIENTOLOGY GUY!!!

do you believe in aliens? how do you get to have tom cruise jump on couches?

[L. Ron Hubbard]

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[alyasa]

Why would scientology be interested in Sonic Youth?

[h8kurdt]

Cos they Fucking WOULD THAT'S WHY.

[L. Ron Hubbard]

for auditing of course.

ONE OF US, THURSTON MOORE. ONE OF US.

[lunberg]

Scientology, do you actually believe in that shit? Do you swindle money of other people for so called religious or scientific purposes ? Or are you the one who's being conned all the way?

[L. Ron Hubbard]

1 Feb 03
nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip
nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip nip
blak cloud rain drip
alcohol mattress!
apex blows out
bonehead arcs spizz attack
destroy jim? bastard I will race you down
dirty white car sputter
thru the beast
butter to the heart

Thurston Moore

[Everyneurotic]

i didn't ask you if you could google "scientology" or search stuff on wikipedia.

i asked you about the aliens and tom cruise.

do you think you can hypnotize me or do you think you have superior brain power than me?

[L. Ron Hubbard]

Easy Livin'
By L. Ron Hubbard

Easy livin’
Grass and sunshine
Sparkling water
Sighing trees

Birds are playing
Life is lovely
I will find it
Some sweet day

Easy livin’
Lying lazy
Need no money
None to worry

I may be hoping
Not just dreaming
I will find it
Some sweet day

[Everyneurotic]

is l ron hubbard like hitler or like anton lavey?

[HaydenAsche]

Both. But even gayer.

[Everyneurotic]

shut up, hayden!!! this is the guy who told tom cruise to believe in aliens and that he should procreate.

i want answers!!!

[HaydenAsche]

TOM CRUISE IS AN ALIEN!

There is your answer^

[Everyneurotic]

the fiend!!!!!!

but i want the official scientological answer!!

l ronny, answer me, babe

[terminal pharmacy]

he's dead he's dead he's dead as tom cruise should be

[Everyneurotic]

i meant the homie with the screename, i know the guy who started the whole lie is dead