I have crafted the ultimate corny joke. Witness this mastery of humor.

summer · 05.27.2009, 12:02 AM

Question: What instant messenger do stalkers use?

Answer: ICQ

SYRFox · 05.27.2009, 12:21 AM

impressing.

ploesj · 05.27.2009, 12:26 AM

clap clap. applause.

pbradley · 05.27.2009, 12:31 AM

It would be less corny it were coincidental that ICQ resembles "I seek you."

But it isn't.

Excellent thread.

godsfavoritedog · 05.27.2009, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

It would be less corny it were coincidental that ICQ resembles "I seek you."

But it isn't.

Excellent thread.

It's easy to see how someone could get "confused".

Rob Instigator · 05.27.2009, 09:44 AM

great joke

here is one

What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

phoenix · 05.27.2009, 10:19 AM

1/5 stars.

it's only funny because no one uses ICQ anymore.

phoenix · 05.27.2009, 10:19 AM

except maybe asian kids.

afterthefact · 05.27.2009, 10:22 AM

You know, if you tell these jokes in real life, it might explain your problem in the thread you started about coming off as awkward...

Derek · 05.27.2009, 10:56 AM

what do you call a poop waterfall?

a cacade

summer · 05.27.2009, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afterthefact

You know, if you tell these jokes in real life, it might explain your problem in the thread you started about coming off as awkward...

I don't. I was just horribly bored.

EVOLghost · 05.27.2009, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

[/snoop joke]

brilliant.

EVOLghost · 05.27.2009, 07:39 PM

the ikara cult · 05.27.2009, 07:41 PM

Which band has a history of left wing activism and fighting skid marks in the toilet?

Rage Against the Latrine

the ikara cult · 05.27.2009, 07:42 PM

What does the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Just make me one with everything

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	great joke here is one What is brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	except maybe asian kids. __________________ tiny and lost.
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	Which band has a history of left wing activism and fighting skid marks in the toilet? Rage Against the Latrine __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	What does the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Just make me one with everything __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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