nights of the living lost sy board - Page 2

k-krack · 10.04.2006, 02:28 PM

CHAPTER TWO

HaydenAsche · 10.04.2006, 02:31 PM

You killed me off, ass.

k-krack · 10.04.2006, 02:33 PM

wrong, you are now a zombie, retard. you just wait, yr gonna be eating peoplos brains like theres no tomorrow. If yr good, i'll let you scr00 porky in the story.

HaydenAsche · 10.04.2006, 02:51 PM

YES. Zombie pr0n. Can I smoke when I'm a zombie?

k-krack · 10.04.2006, 03:07 PM

If you can find some goddamn cigarettes. You better get writing!

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.04.2006, 03:47 PM

cryptowonderdruginvogue, who had never really died (he was just stuck in a k-hole) decided he would gather some wood and shit to start a fire. On his quest, he came across a carton of cigarettes, a lighter, and 2 hot bitches.

Crypto and his 2 hot bitches then started a big camp fire, he threw the carton of cigs in the fire because of his strong dislike towards 'em. He then threw Norma J and Porkies corpses into the fire so that they would not come back as zombies. One of the bitches then tore HaydenAsches penis (so he wouldnt try and gay zombie rape any of the dudes on the island) and threw it into the fire.
Crypto and his 2 bitches then went to bed and got some rest because they had a long day ahead of them tommorow. Their plan was to find the rest of the board members and try to setup some form of government on the Island.

k-krack · 10.04.2006, 04:07 PM

...but they failed miserably, after crypto came out of the closet to the two lasses, and they murdered his ass hard. (Oh, and everyone knows that fire doesn't kill zombies, head destruction does.)

But getting back to the story, all the live ones were having a small party in memory of the board, around a giant roaring fire made entirely of love and sex and rock and roll. All the while, the dead boardies finally awaking from there deep deathly slumber... *

*(now comes the killin' parts.. please, get to the killin' parts someone!)

HaydenAsche · 10.04.2006, 04:10 PM

Sonic Susie wandered out of the woods and her brains were quickly eaten by porky and Hayden.

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 10.04.2006, 04:21 PM

...but that was the rumor. crypto was still alive and straight.
he then decided to live outside of the community with his 2 beautiful ladies forever.

HaydenAsche · 10.04.2006, 04:33 PM

Hayden proclaimed "Thank God that faggot crypto left!"

k-krack · 10.04.2006, 04:51 PM

CHAPTER THREE

k-krack · 10.04.2006, 04:53 PM

After the first brain-eating incident, much blood was shed, and many lives were lost on that island. Pookie lost his 'life' to his old pal Porkie after a bloody battle, Porkie now having only one arm and no face. Who needs a face when yr a zombie, though.

RIPFrey had been slaughtered on his birthday in a massacre of zomboardies, becoming one of "them", and eventually taking fourteen lurkers and Lurker with him.

Aside from these deaths, many others were killed, but far too gruesome are the details... I don't want to talk about it right now...

John Violence · 10.04.2006, 07:03 PM

As the board members searched the island they stumbled apon John "Chief Super Butt Cheeks" Violence who was resting his head on the chest of Motley Crue Frontman Vince Neil.

k-krack · 10.06.2006, 02:16 PM

(At least write a paragraph or two, Johnny boy!)

Mister Violence, as he was drifting off to slumber, was completely unaware of his company, silent, undead, and hungry. The now "dead" board member, the former Daycare Nation, lurched forward, mumbling ever so softly "brains... brains... rather ripped rooolz lawlzzz....brains..." until the place where John Violence was dreaming of dreaming and green light...

Daycare attacked, going straight for the neck, biting into the warm, smooth flesh, tearing the airways open, spattering blood everywhere, on the sand of the beach, the Vince Neil, and Daycare's rotting, burnt face...

touch me i'm sick · 10.06.2006, 02:16 PM

kracko kracko bo backo banana fana fo facko me my mo macko krackoo

John Violence · 10.06.2006, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k-krack

(At least write a paragraph or two, Johnny boy!)

Mister Violence, as he was drifting off to slumber, was completely unaware of his company, silent, undead, and hungry. The now "dead" board member, the former Daycare Nation, lurched forward, mumbling ever so softly "brains... brains... rather ripped rooolz lawlzzz....brains..." until the place where John Violence was dreaming of dreaming and green light...

Daycare attacked, going straight for the neck, biting into the warm, smooth flesh, tearing the airways open, spattering blood everywhere, on the sand of the beach, the Vince Neil, and Daycare's rotting, burnt face...

You're lucky you even get a sentence from me bitch!

k-krack · 10.06.2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Violence

You're lucky you even get a sentence from me bitch!

YOU WUZ JUST KILLED OFF, BEEYOTCH!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!!! (Write a paragraph and find out who you eat!!!)

Trasher02 · 10.06.2006, 03:46 PM

Trasher02 shoved a crayon up his nose and died.

The End!

k-krack · 10.06.2006, 04:56 PM

...We'll have none of this "The End" Bullshit. FUCK YOU, THRASHER!!! (keep on going, someone)

finding nobody · 10.06.2006, 05:17 PM

Little did everyone know that somewhere in the distance lurking in the shadows was the guy known as Joel "finding nobody" Switzer. He planning something big at this point. Only God and Joel himself knew what kinda shit was about to go down.

10.04.2006, 02:28 PM	#21
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	CHAPTER TWO __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.04.2006, 02:31 PM	#22
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	You killed me off, ass. __________________ rip
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10.04.2006, 02:33 PM	#23
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	wrong, you are now a zombie, retard. you just wait, yr gonna be eating peoplos brains like theres no tomorrow. If yr good, i'll let you scr00 porky in the story. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.04.2006, 02:51 PM	#24
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	YES. Zombie pr0n. Can I smoke when I'm a zombie? __________________ rip
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10.04.2006, 03:07 PM	#25
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	If you can find some goddamn cigarettes. You better get writing! __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.04.2006, 03:47 PM	#26
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	cryptowonderdruginvogue, who had never really died (he was just stuck in a k-hole) decided he would gather some wood and shit to start a fire. On his quest, he came across a carton of cigarettes, a lighter, and 2 hot bitches. Crypto and his 2 hot bitches then started a big camp fire, he threw the carton of cigs in the fire because of his strong dislike towards 'em. He then threw Norma J and Porkies corpses into the fire so that they would not come back as zombies. One of the bitches then tore HaydenAsches penis (so he wouldnt try and gay zombie rape any of the dudes on the island) and threw it into the fire. Crypto and his 2 bitches then went to bed and got some rest because they had a long day ahead of them tommorow. Their plan was to find the rest of the board members and try to setup some form of government on the Island.
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10.04.2006, 04:07 PM	#27
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	...but they failed miserably, after crypto came out of the closet to the two lasses, and they murdered his ass hard. (Oh, and everyone knows that fire doesn't kill zombies, head destruction does.) But getting back to the story, all the live ones were having a small party in memory of the board, around a giant roaring fire made entirely of love and sex and rock and roll. All the while, the dead boardies finally awaking from there deep deathly slumber... * *(now comes the killin' parts.. please, get to the killin' parts someone!) __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.04.2006, 04:10 PM	#28
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Sonic Susie wandered out of the woods and her brains were quickly eaten by porky and Hayden. __________________ rip
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10.04.2006, 04:21 PM	#29
cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	...but that was the rumor. crypto was still alive and straight. he then decided to live outside of the community with his 2 beautiful ladies forever.
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10.04.2006, 04:33 PM	#30
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Hayden proclaimed "Thank God that faggot crypto left!" __________________ rip
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10.04.2006, 04:51 PM	#31
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	CHAPTER THREE __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.04.2006, 04:53 PM	#32
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	After the first brain-eating incident, much blood was shed, and many lives were lost on that island. Pookie lost his 'life' to his old pal Porkie after a bloody battle, Porkie now having only one arm and no face. Who needs a face when yr a zombie, though. RIPFrey had been slaughtered on his birthday in a massacre of zomboardies, becoming one of "them", and eventually taking fourteen lurkers and Lurker with him. Aside from these deaths, many others were killed, but far too gruesome are the details... I don't want to talk about it right now... __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.04.2006, 07:03 PM	#33
John Violence the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 898	As the board members searched the island they stumbled apon John "Chief Super Butt Cheeks" Violence who was resting his head on the chest of Motley Crue Frontman Vince Neil.
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10.06.2006, 02:16 PM	#34
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	(At least write a paragraph or two, Johnny boy!) Mister Violence, as he was drifting off to slumber, was completely unaware of his company, silent, undead, and hungry. The now "dead" board member, the former Daycare Nation, lurched forward, mumbling ever so softly "brains... brains... rather ripped rooolz lawlzzz....brains..." until the place where John Violence was dreaming of dreaming and green light... Daycare attacked, going straight for the neck, biting into the warm, smooth flesh, tearing the airways open, spattering blood everywhere, on the sand of the beach, the Vince Neil, and Daycare's rotting, burnt face... __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.06.2006, 02:16 PM	#35
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	kracko kracko bo backo banana fana fo facko me my mo macko krackoo
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10.06.2006, 03:46 PM	#38
Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Trasher02 shoved a crayon up his nose and died. The End! __________________ 666
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10.06.2006, 04:56 PM	#39
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	...We'll have none of this "The End" Bullshit. FUCK YOU, THRASHER!!! (keep on going, someone) __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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10.06.2006, 05:17 PM	#40
finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	Little did everyone know that somewhere in the distance lurking in the shadows was the guy known as Joel "finding nobody" Switzer. He planning something big at this point. Only God and Joel himself knew what kinda shit was about to go down.
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