The Metal Sludge rockstar penis chart.

CHOUT · 09.29.2006, 11:43 PM

This is amusing. Groupies rate the rockers they have fucked:
http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemi d=54

jennthebenn · 09.29.2006, 11:53 PM

if i had to pick the pussyeater between hanneman and king, i would have
picked king. groupies have so much to teach us.

this is a ridiculously funny read.

static-harmony · 09.29.2006, 11:55 PM

Funny.

CHOUT · 09.30.2006, 04:06 AM

Yeah this is pretty hilarious. There's other sections on there dealing with groupie concerns/issues.

hey alex · 09.30.2006, 10:48 AM

Stevie Benton / Drowning Pool
An insensitive butthead. Not much going on in his pants or in his head.

nice

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.30.2006, 11:44 AM

Glenn Danzig / Danzig The bottom line is his cock is just like him, short.

Billy Idol
He's no Leviathan, but he definitely knows what to do with the 6" he has. He likes you to put on a show for him, and make sure you leave your stilettos on. He's the type that will feed you strawberries from the nightstand and might growl during sex. He's also drunk a lot, so be warned.

Anthony Keides / Red Hot Chili Peppers
A very large penis. One girl told me, "his penis is beyond just gorgeous." He has a very clean body and is an amazing kisser.

^^ My friends mom said she actually had sex with that guy before he was famous and before she was married and said it was the best night of her life. I guess she wasn't making it up.

Trasher02 · 09.30.2006, 12:13 PM

Duff McKagan / Ex-Guns 'N Roses
Duff is a quick shooter.

Everyneurotic · 09.30.2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

^^ My friends mom said she actually had sex with that guy before he was famous and before she was married and said it was the best night of her life. I guess she wasn't making it up.

that's fucked.

krastian · 10.01.2006, 01:14 AM

Dino Cazares / Fear Factory
Nothing much exciting here. About 5 inches and rather greedy in bed. Doesn't sound like a good time.

Ha ha.......Dino still rules though.

CHOUT · 10.01.2006, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

This is funny. I had seen this site a long time ago, but had completely forgot about it. Thanks CHOUT.
I wish these whores would sleep with someone I am actually interested in knowing about sexually though... I bet you Thurston is hung like a horse.

That's easy - just ask Kim next time you see her. I dare you!

Danny Himself · 10.01.2006, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CHOUT

That's easy - just ask Kim next time you see her. I dare you!

I'll double that dare. I may ask them a few questions myself next time. A sort of impromptu interview.. Paris, here I come.

Everyneurotic · 10.01.2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by krastian

Dino Cazares / Fear Factory
Nothing much exciting here. About 5 inches and rather greedy in bed. Doesn't sound like a good time.

Ha ha.......Dino still rules though.

so that's where you stand on the whole dino vs. the rest of ff? i myself didn't care, they had started to suck, same with brujeria.

Trasher02 · 10.01.2006, 12:09 PM

Thurston Moore / Sonic Youth
Hadn't had a groupie in years but insiders confirm that Thurston's cock has a giant Merzbow tattoo on it!!!
Just kidding it's a Rather Ripped tattoo (bummer, eh)

krastian · 10.01.2006, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

so that's where you stand on the whole dino vs. the rest of ff? i myself didn't care, they had started to suck, same with brujeria.

I don't care either.

golden child · 10.01.2006, 11:23 PM

are these measurements hard of soft?

finding nobody · 10.01.2006, 11:28 PM

fun to read indeed!
http://groupie-central.com/ used to be a website similar to this one. but it looks like some jerk made it into bible information

king_buzzo · 10.02.2006, 06:23 AM

thats pretty funny

atari 2600 · 10.10.2006, 03:17 PM

09.29.2006, 11:43 PM	#1
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	This is amusing. Groupies rate the rockers they have fucked: http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemi d=54 __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,259	if i had to pick the pussyeater between hanneman and king, i would have picked king. groupies have so much to teach us. this is a ridiculously funny read.
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CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	Yeah this is pretty hilarious. There's other sections on there dealing with groupie concerns/issues. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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hey alex the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 791	Stevie Benton / Drowning Pool An insensitive butthead. Not much going on in his pants or in his head. nice __________________ Duran Duran's 1995 covers album Thank You was recently voted the worst album of all time by a Q magazine poll. Although we respectfully disagree (Sonic Youth's NYC Ghosts & Flowers is clearly the worst album of all time) -Pitchfork (hahahah!) Here's a myspace of my music and 4-track ramblings the electric kites--the jamz of me n my friends
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	Glenn Danzig / Danzig The bottom line is his cock is just like him, short. Billy Idol He's no Leviathan, but he definitely knows what to do with the 6" he has. He likes you to put on a show for him, and make sure you leave your stilettos on. He's the type that will feed you strawberries from the nightstand and might growl during sex. He's also drunk a lot, so be warned. Anthony Keides / Red Hot Chili Peppers A very large penis. One girl told me, "his penis is beyond just gorgeous." He has a very clean body and is an amazing kisser. ^^ My friends mom said she actually had sex with that guy before he was famous and before she was married and said it was the best night of her life. I guess she wasn't making it up.
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Duff McKagan / Ex-Guns 'N Roses Duff is a quick shooter. __________________ 666
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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Dino Cazares / Fear Factory Nothing much exciting here. About 5 inches and rather greedy in bed. Doesn't sound like a good time. Ha ha.......Dino still rules though. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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Trasher02 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,356	Thurston Moore / Sonic Youth Hadn't had a groupie in years but insiders confirm that Thurston's cock has a giant Merzbow tattoo on it!!! Just kidding it's a Rather Ripped tattoo (bummer, eh) __________________ 666
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golden child expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,672	are these measurements hard of soft? __________________ blind
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finding nobody invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 7,275	fun to read indeed! http://groupie-central.com/ used to be a website similar to this one. but it looks like some jerk made it into bible information
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king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	thats pretty funny
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