neighbourly revenge

doctor dan · 05.07.2006, 05:42 AM

i fucking hate uni halls. last night my neighbour was having hideous sex until 4.30am. it sounded like someone was raping a manatee. i dont know how anyone can be so ridiculously inconsiderate for their neighbours. in return im currently playing yyys at top volume, and im waiting for toniGht to bust out the MERZBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iain · 05.07.2006, 06:09 AM

You should have bust out the Merzbow straight away! I found uni halls to suck ass as well. I was in a small place with about 50 people, most of them utter cunts

porkmarras · 05.07.2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by doctor dan

i fucking hate uni halls. last night my neighbour was having hideous sex until 4.30am. it sounded like someone was raping a manatee. i dont know how anyone can be so ridiculously inconsiderate for their neighbours. in return im currently playing yyys at top volume, and im waiting for toniGht to bust out the MERZBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

i once rented out a room that had a door on the wall that separated it from that of an australian fitness instructor.Every night he would bring in a different girl and make so much noise while having sex sometimes i had to play some noisey stuff just to let him know that someone lived next door.It worked though.

schizophrenicroom · 05.07.2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by doctor dan

i fucking hate uni halls. last night my neighbour was having hideous sex until 4.30am. it sounded like someone was raping a manatee. i dont know how anyone can be so ridiculously inconsiderate for their neighbours. in return im currently playing yyys at top volume, and im waiting for toniGht to bust out the MERZBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

raping a manatee- hahahaha.

i find if you play celine dion at very loud volumes, it will help.

HaydenAsche · 05.07.2006, 04:12 PM

Yeah. Celine Dion = Far more painful than Merzbow.

schizophrenicroom · 05.07.2006, 06:36 PM

It's a true statement.

doctor dan · 05.07.2006, 07:01 PM

mmm celine dion? i dont wanna hurt myself in the process. i like merzow...

HaydenAsche · 05.07.2006, 07:04 PM

Put Merzbow in your personal cd player and put headphones on.

youthoftomorrow · 05.07.2006, 07:55 PM

you should find gay porn clips and play them at top volume. put the speakers right next to the wall.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 05.07.2006, 08:05 PM

you should blast hardcore porn, man!

terminal pharmacy · 05.07.2006, 08:55 PM

buy a chainsaw turn it on and start knocking on their door, i garuntee it wont happen again :-)

Everyneurotic · 05.07.2006, 08:59 PM

find someone to have sex with at the same time who is even louder.

youthoftomorrow · 05.07.2006, 09:07 PM

the next time yr neighbor does that, go knock on his door and tell him that you have something urgent to tell him. when (if) he opens the door, throw water balloons full of fake blood at him.

fishmonkey · 05.08.2006, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by youthoftomorrow

the next time yr neighbor does that, go knock on his door and tell him that you have something urgent to tell him. when (if) he opens the door, throw water balloons full of fake blood at him.

yeah do this, and follow it up with statements like "you dont know where i've been man, you dont know where i've been...."

candymoan · 05.08.2006, 09:52 AM

spike his drink with laxatives..

truncated · 05.08.2006, 11:42 AM

Next time, record them, then replay at obscene volume for appreciation of the entire residence hall. This might incite him to give more consideration to discretion.

If nothing else, it'll get everyone else madly horny.

PunkerViolence · 05.08.2006, 11:58 AM

Isnt it worse if u hear ur parents at it?? Ive heared that a few times, and it was very distressing. Had to clamp my ears between my pillow. Or even worse, walking in on them......

Its worse when ur young, and you dont understand sex, and u see them ontop of eachother covered with the blanket.....its what no child should see....gross

05.07.2006, 05:42 AM	#1
doctor dan bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: bath spa, uk/ nottingham, uk Posts: 157	i fucking hate uni halls. last night my neighbour was having hideous sex until 4.30am. it sounded like someone was raping a manatee. i dont know how anyone can be so ridiculously inconsiderate for their neighbours. in return im currently playing yyys at top volume, and im waiting for toniGht to bust out the MERZBOW!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ IT FIT WHEN I WAS A KID
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05.07.2006, 06:09 AM	#2
Iain invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,544	You should have bust out the Merzbow straight away! I found uni halls to suck ass as well. I was in a small place with about 50 people, most of them utter cunts
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Yeah. Celine Dion = Far more painful than Merzbow. __________________ rip
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05.07.2006, 06:36 PM	#6
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	It's a true statement. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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05.07.2006, 07:01 PM	#7
doctor dan bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: bath spa, uk/ nottingham, uk Posts: 157	mmm celine dion? i dont wanna hurt myself in the process. i like merzow... __________________ IT FIT WHEN I WAS A KID
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05.07.2006, 07:04 PM	#8
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Put Merzbow in your personal cd player and put headphones on. __________________ rip
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05.07.2006, 07:55 PM	#9
youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	you should find gay porn clips and play them at top volume. put the speakers right next to the wall. __________________ avalanche.
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Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	you should blast hardcore porn, man! __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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05.07.2006, 08:55 PM	#11
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	buy a chainsaw turn it on and start knocking on their door, i garuntee it wont happen again :-)
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05.07.2006, 08:59 PM	#12
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	find someone to have sex with at the same time who is even louder. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	the next time yr neighbor does that, go knock on his door and tell him that you have something urgent to tell him. when (if) he opens the door, throw water balloons full of fake blood at him. __________________ avalanche.
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05.08.2006, 09:52 AM	#15
candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	spike his drink with laxatives.. __________________ /* nothing here...
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05.08.2006, 11:42 AM	#16
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	Next time, record them, then replay at obscene volume for appreciation of the entire residence hall. This might incite him to give more consideration to discretion. If nothing else, it'll get everyone else madly horny.
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05.08.2006, 11:58 AM	#17
PunkerViolence stalker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: London, UK Posts: 432	Isnt it worse if u hear ur parents at it?? Ive heared that a few times, and it was very distressing. Had to clamp my ears between my pillow. Or even worse, walking in on them...... Its worse when ur young, and you dont understand sex, and u see them ontop of eachother covered with the blanket.....its what no child should see....gross __________________ "Daddy, Daddy!! Did you bring us anything??" "Retribution, you worthless little shits" Dysfunctional Family Circus
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