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Old 06.26.2008, 09:50 PM   #81
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I hope nobody was offended by my Cantankerous limerick. I don't really feel that way. The words just fit together so well.
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Old 06.27.2008, 03:38 AM   #82
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Those ones come from Wikipedia:

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why this was,
He answered 'because
I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as ever possibly I can.


There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks would end at line two.


There was a young man from Verdun.
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Old 06.27.2008, 03:48 AM   #83
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There once was a boardie called Lurker,
Who learned that he could burp without being an air-swallower.
And when another boardie asked him the interest of such a discovery,
Do you know what he answered shamelessly?
"You don't know life until you get the freedom of burping as you want, whenever"

Okay it sucks but it's a first try, and isn't it the point of this thread anyway? Thanks
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Old 06.27.2008, 04:09 AM   #84
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There once was a limerick that didn't rhyme
The writer simply did not have the time
To make these ends meet
And to make these things neat
It was this one
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Old 06.27.2008, 04:26 AM   #85
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There once was a dude called ZEROpumpkins,
He couldn't even pray cause he was always dressed in sins.
Last day while he was in the street attacking someone,
He put on some Autechre while he was breaking a bone.
And it as all: "bleep screeech gwar ar ar baar boom BIN"
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Old 06.27.2008, 07:45 AM   #86
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Sorry. You know Leave it to Beaver?


This is what it says on wikipedia about Leave it to Beaver:

"Leave It to Beaver is a 1950s and 1960s family-oriented American television situation comedy about an inquisitive but often naïve boy named Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver and his adventures at home, in school, and around his suburban neighborhood"

Adventures at home, school and around the neighbourhood eh? With a name like Beaver Cleaver I can only imagine they would be sexual adventures.
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Old 06.27.2008, 07:48 AM   #87
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There once was a naive boy named Beaver
who used to play with a meat cleaver.
He tried to cut some liver but missed
And cut off his hand at the wrist.
But all he wants now is that liver.
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Old 06.27.2008, 01:13 PM   #88
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there was a young poster named lucy,
who wanted to give reputation to lurky,
but it needed to be spread,
like a sheet on a bed,
so she wrote a limerick all juicy

gawd i'm sorry
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Old 06.28.2008, 09:18 PM   #89
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Thanks for the rep and the intended rep. Nice limerick!
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Old 06.28.2008, 09:27 PM   #90
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Lurker was much appreciating some rep one day
From fellow poster lucyrulesok.
He took great delight
Because she was right,
That Final Fantasy VII is great, eh?
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Old 06.28.2008, 09:40 PM   #91
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Originally Posted by SYRFox
There once was a dude called ZEROpumpkins,
He couldn't even pray cause he was always dressed in sins.
Last day while he was in the street attacking someone,
He put on some Autechre while he was breaking a bone.
And it as all: "bleep screeech gwar ar ar baar boom BIN"
HAHAHA I appreciate it but it doesn't rhyme of flow at all.
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Old 06.28.2008, 10:02 PM   #92
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I hope nobody was offended by my Cantankerous limerick. I don't really feel that way. The words just fit together so well.
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Old 07.02.2008, 09:39 AM   #93
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Who didn't have very much luck.
He went to Mars
To buy up cars
But all he found was a duck.
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Old 07.02.2008, 09:44 AM   #94
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Old 10.08.2009, 02:44 PM   #95
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Old 10.08.2009, 02:53 PM   #96
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There once was poster called !@#$%!
Who didn't have very much luck.
He went to Mars
To buy up cars
But all he found was a duck.

turns out mars was full of chinese restaurants!

 



duck >> cars
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Old 10.08.2009, 03:06 PM   #97
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