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Old 04.01.2020, 03:48 AM   #1
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I observed it this evening though my telescope, and immediately decided to name it after a girl I once knew, named Claire!


I've been able to discern the following characteristics of the planet:

1) Planet Claire has pink hair;

2) all the trees are red;

3) noone ever dies there;

4) noone has a head.

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Some sceptics claim that I actually merely observed Mars, or one of the seven stars that shine after three thirty in the morning, but I'm quite certain that I have, indeed, discovered Planet Claire!

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Old 04.01.2020, 04:32 AM   #2
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Old 04.01.2020, 05:04 AM   #3
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Old 04.01.2020, 05:07 AM   #4
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a girl I once knew, named Claire!
What am I to you now?
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Old 04.01.2020, 05:11 AM   #5
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What am I to you now?

OK, OK, so I FINALLY got it (but it took some thinking)!

So, I named the planet after YOU!

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Anyways, my observations have been confirmed by these young people from Athens, Georgia (home of the University of Georgia):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjAzI5zALo

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Old 04.01.2020, 06:45 AM   #6
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Am I missing something here?
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Old 04.01.2020, 08:50 AM   #7
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Am I missing something here?

To be properly filled in, simply watch the video I posted of the young people of Athens who've confirmed my observation!

Sheesh!!
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Old 04.01.2020, 11:21 AM   #8
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So that's where Rock Lobsters come from.
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Old 04.01.2020, 11:54 AM   #9
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Sheesh!!

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So that's where Rock Lobsters come from.

h8kurdt misses, but tw2113 scores!!!

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Old 04.01.2020, 12:45 PM   #10
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While I fail to see the point of this thread, I have to admit I love that particular album. And now, all hunkered down and a bit stir-crazy it may just finally be the time to do all 16 dances.
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Old 04.02.2020, 12:11 AM   #11
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While I fail to see the point of this thread, I have to admit I love that particular album. And now, all hunkered down and a bit stir-crazy it may just finally be the time to do all 16 dances.

It was an April Fool's Day joke!
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Old 04.03.2020, 06:55 AM   #12
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