Mark E Smith Is Jesus

porkmarras · 01.10.2007, 11:27 AM

The Fall's Mark E Smith is to appear in the third series of Johnny Vegas' surreal sitcom Ideal.

The show about scally Manchester drug dealer Moz has Mark E Smith taking on the role of Jesus.

Jesus plots to get Moz killed as a punishment for his dope fuelled existence.

The second series of Ideal is being repeated on BBC 2 later this month and series will air on BBC 3 in March.

soapbars · 01.10.2007, 11:50 AM

hahaha thats amazing,

lucyrulesok · 01.10.2007, 11:51 AM

teeheehee

the ikara cult · 01.10.2007, 12:05 PM

Fucking hell

!@#$%! · 01.10.2007, 12:29 PM

i didn't know jesus was into dishing out punishment. i thought he was more a, *cough*, bottom...

Rob Instigator · 01.10.2007, 12:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmbOkSHLRJE

Danny Himself · 01.10.2007, 01:05 PM

Fucking bullshit. Fucking mancs. Sacrilege.

Glice · 01.10.2007, 02:47 PM

I am literally flabbergasted.

jennthebenn · 01.10.2007, 02:58 PM

so is it blasphemous to the name of jesus christ or the name of mark e.
smith?

Danny Himself · 01.10.2007, 06:20 PM

Jesus, of course. The day anyone from Manchester is fit to portray Jesus Christ is the day hell freezes over.

porkmarras · 01.10.2007, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Jesus, of course. The day anyone from Manchester is fit to portray Jesus Christ is the day hell freezes over.

I didn't know that Jesus was from Manchester.How dare he?

jon boy · 01.11.2007, 11:09 AM

oh my goodness me!

ALIEN ANAL · 01.11.2007, 11:39 AM

Hey yeh about that, im pretty sure im Jesus

PAULYBEE2656 · 01.12.2007, 06:23 PM

ha thats incredible! excellent........

you decide which im talking about..... mark vegas or jesus anal....

Hip Priest · 05.03.2007, 04:52 AM

See Mark E Smith's portrayal of Jesus here, if you want.

The albums Extricate and Shift-Work are reissued on Monday, with 2nd discs of extra material.

jon boy · 05.03.2007, 05:00 AM

will check this out later i imagine its funny and scary.

Glice · 05.03.2007, 08:24 AM

Cripes.

MellySingsDoom · 05.03.2007, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Himself

Jesus, of course. The day anyone from Manchester is fit to portray Jesus Christ is the day hell freezes over.

If Jesus were alive today, he'd support Everton. Or Man Utd.

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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	The Fall's Mark E Smith is to appear in the third series of Johnny Vegas' surreal sitcom Ideal. The show about scally Manchester drug dealer Moz has Mark E Smith taking on the role of Jesus. Jesus plots to get Moz killed as a punishment for his dope fuelled existence. The second series of Ideal is being repeated on BBC 2 later this month and series will air on BBC 3 in March. __________________
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