What if the apocalypse is tomorrow?

stab116 · 06.22.2011, 01:11 PM

OK, so the apocalypse is tomorrow. Of course, it isn't just a single day of chaos that will destroy the world, it's like a seven-day battle during which Heaven is open or something like that. But this is the time to act! It's time for the boldest plan in the history of mankind: to kill God!
And think a bit about this, if the apocalypse turns out to be real, it means God is real, and not the regular type of God, but the type of God in which people like pedophile priests and old ladies believe in. You know what I mean, right? And it means that a lot of other illogical and cruel stuff from the bible is true as well, right? Like the story of Abel and Cain, which kinda proves that God isn't a nice man. Or the fact that God told Adam not to eat the apple, which is like fascism.
So, what do you think? If the apocalypse is tomorrow, will you help in the epic struggle against our mischievous creator?

Genteel Death · 06.22.2011, 01:14 PM

Oh fuck off. Please.

EVOLghost · 06.22.2011, 01:16 PM

What if the apocalypse isn't tomorrow?

Genteel Death · 06.22.2011, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

What if the apocalypse isn't tomorrow?

Oh fuck off. Please.

artsygrrl · 06.22.2011, 01:53 PM

Double threads such as these are bad karma.

stab116 · 06.22.2011, 01:54 PM

of course it doesn't matter if it's tomorrow or not. what will you do?

floatingslowly · 06.22.2011, 01:58 PM

calling PBR street gang. PBR street gang, this is Amighty, over.

artsygrrl · 06.22.2011, 02:03 PM

I'll worry about it when it happens. Maybe I'll go to Hell cuz that's where all my friends will end up.

krischanski · 06.23.2011, 08:57 AM

mindbomb · 06.23.2011, 09:37 PM

It's tomorrow from what was yesterday. That is, your 'what if' statement is debunked now. Although, I'll admit it certainly seems somewhat logical in a sense that an apocalypse very well could be coming in the not too distant future. It's actually adding up to that as I see it in my daily life. Let's hope I'm wrong. And I'll be honest again, I don't predict these kinds of things much, and I don't mean to predict it, but it does look like at least something revolutionary is coming that we've never seen before.

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.23.2011, 11:00 PM

What if the Apocalypse is an orgy?

EVOLghost · 06.23.2011, 11:57 PM

An orgy of DEATH!

.......death orgy. I like the sound of that.

alteredcourse · 06.24.2011, 12:08 AM

15 seconds later, what do you do ?

DeadDiscoDildo · 06.24.2011, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost

An orgy of DEATH!

.......death orgy. I like the sound of that.

I was just trying to set up Genteal with a "fuck off"

What would you do if the apocalypse was an orgy?

"Please, fuck off"

Perhaps I gotta work on my material haha

artsygrrl · 06.24.2011, 09:20 PM

tough crowd tonite.

greedrex · 06.25.2011, 12:36 AM

well, I have lived well.
Farewell.
oh
ooohh
noooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh

EVOLghost · 06.26.2011, 06:56 PM

It appears that the apocalypse only hit half of the earth.

floatingslowly · 06.27.2011, 10:12 AM

I'm quite sure that it WILL be to tomorrow.

tell a friend.

EVOLghost · 06.27.2011, 11:21 AM

no, not tomrrow. Can you tell God, or whoever it is organizing this event, to postpone it for the weekend? Times New Viking is wednesday and I"ll just DIE if I don't get to see them.

floatingslowly · 06.27.2011, 12:20 PM

no. sorry. you're fucked.

06.22.2011, 01:11 PM	#1
stab116 empty page Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4	OK, so the apocalypse is tomorrow. Of course, it isn't just a single day of chaos that will destroy the world, it's like a seven-day battle during which Heaven is open or something like that. But this is the time to act! It's time for the boldest plan in the history of mankind: to kill God! And think a bit about this, if the apocalypse turns out to be real, it means God is real, and not the regular type of God, but the type of God in which people like pedophile priests and old ladies believe in. You know what I mean, right? And it means that a lot of other illogical and cruel stuff from the bible is true as well, right? Like the story of Abel and Cain, which kinda proves that God isn't a nice man. Or the fact that God told Adam not to eat the apple, which is like fascism. So, what do you think? If the apocalypse is tomorrow, will you help in the epic struggle against our mischievous creator?
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06.22.2011, 01:14 PM	#2
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Oh fuck off. Please.
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06.22.2011, 01:16 PM	#3
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	What if the apocalypse isn't tomorrow?
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06.22.2011, 01:53 PM	#5
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	Double threads such as these are bad karma.
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06.22.2011, 01:54 PM	#6
stab116 empty page Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4	of course it doesn't matter if it's tomorrow or not. what will you do?
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06.22.2011, 01:58 PM	#7
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	calling PBR street gang. PBR street gang, this is Amighty, over.
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06.22.2011, 02:03 PM	#8
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	I'll worry about it when it happens. Maybe I'll go to Hell cuz that's where all my friends will end up.
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06.23.2011, 08:57 AM	#9
krischanski children of satan Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Berlin Posts: 290	__________________ _________________ ______________ __________ ____
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06.23.2011, 09:37 PM	#10
mindbomb little trouble girl Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Welland Posts: 50	It's tomorrow from what was yesterday. That is, your 'what if' statement is debunked now. Although, I'll admit it certainly seems somewhat logical in a sense that an apocalypse very well could be coming in the not too distant future. It's actually adding up to that as I see it in my daily life. Let's hope I'm wrong. And I'll be honest again, I don't predict these kinds of things much, and I don't mean to predict it, but it does look like at least something revolutionary is coming that we've never seen before. __________________ Doors and windows are the openings of our inner selves to the world. Get lost in them, but find your way back.
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06.23.2011, 11:00 PM	#11
DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	What if the Apocalypse is an orgy?
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06.23.2011, 11:57 PM	#12
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	An orgy of DEATH! .......death orgy. I like the sound of that.
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06.24.2011, 12:08 AM	#13
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	15 seconds later, what do you do ?
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06.24.2011, 09:20 PM	#15
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	tough crowd tonite.
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06.25.2011, 12:36 AM	#16
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	well, I have lived well. Farewell. oh ooohh noooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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06.26.2011, 06:56 PM	#17
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	It appears that the apocalypse only hit half of the earth.
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06.27.2011, 10:12 AM	#18
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I'm quite sure that it WILL be to tomorrow. tell a friend.
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06.27.2011, 11:21 AM	#19
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	no, not tomrrow. Can you tell God, or whoever it is organizing this event, to postpone it for the weekend? Times New Viking is wednesday and I"ll just DIE if I don't get to see them.
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06.27.2011, 12:20 PM	#20
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	no. sorry. you're fucked.
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