Would You Hit It? - Page 11

Cantankerous · 08.04.2008, 11:59 PM

i am generally not a very touchy person anyway...
i hate when people squeeze too hard when they hug
and i hate holding hands
but i especially hate back rubs

naturally big boobs are loads of fun
big asses too

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 12:00 AM

^^^You seem very fragile, Cantanky. Awww. Now come here and give me a cuddle!

Cantankerous · 08.05.2008, 12:02 AM

fragile like how?
i would hug you. but not too hard because i need to be able to breathe.

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 12:04 AM

Cantanky - Like physical contact hurts you a lot sometimes, or you just don't plain like some physical thingies.

I'd hug you too, of course, me sweetie.

Cantankerous · 08.05.2008, 12:04 AM

it's just physically uncomfortable.

i need space!! get out of my bubble!!! i would have separate beds except it's not 1954 anymore.

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 12:11 AM

^^^Man, you'd hate walking down Oxford Street when it's really busy on a Saturday afternoon. It can get really claustrophobic - that personally doesn't bother me, but being stuck with 100 people window-shopping doesn't exactly put a smile on my face.

Cantankerous · 08.05.2008, 12:15 AM

ew ew ew ew.

my nieces can sit on my lap and my boyfriend can sit as close to me as he feels like and everyone else can fuck off, i don't even like the cats sitting or laying on me. i woke up this morning at 5:00 with the heaviest of my cats (25lbs easily) standing up on my chest, causing me quite a bit of pain, and meowing in my face. i threw him right out

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 12:18 AM

What is it with cats and sitting on people? My mate Anna used to have a cat who would without fail sit on her head when she was asleep.

In constrast, the only thing my Dad's dog like to do is lick people's faces (espesh mouths). A bit distracting when you're trying to drink some coffee and watch a bit of TV.

Cantankerous · 08.05.2008, 12:19 AM

i started thinking about how gross dogs are and i'm really hesitant about getting one now

they lick their balls and their asses and then people let them lick their faces and kiss them on the mouth!!!

hell no!

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i started thinking about how gross dogs are and i'm really hesitant about getting one now

they lick their balls and their asses and then people let them lick their faces and kiss them on the mouth!!!

hell no!

Sounds like most blokes to me

You should still get a chihuahua - I'm sure their "licking their gonads" yeechness is more than compensated for by their total cuteness.

Cantankerous · 08.05.2008, 12:24 AM

i don't think the cats would go for it really

actually i was just over at my friend's apartment the other day and they have a chihuahua and it was the most annoying goddamn dog i have ever encountered. it kept trying to sit on me and lick me and i would push it away every time and it would just come back and try again.

schizophrenicroom · 08.05.2008, 12:29 AM

my aunt has a chhuaha and a half hcuahau mix. the mix ois adorable vut the other one is so needy,

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 12:30 AM

Cantanky - Mmm, I can see that maybe you getting a chihuahua is not such a great idea after all, if that's what your experience of them is like.

I don't usually mind being touched, but I'm not a fan at all of being touched by people I don't know in gay bars. Look dear, I'm not wearing a "molest my ass" badge or T-shirt, so pack it in now!

Cantankerous · 08.05.2008, 12:31 AM

haha, i know what you mean.

i have a problem with clingy people. that's the easiest way to get on my bad side (other than lying to me).

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 12:34 AM

Clingy people = insecurity central. That kind of stuff makes me nervous, I have to admit. I can dismiss liars quite easily, on the other hand. I think I've learnt that life's not worth wasting energy/breath on compulsive bullshitters.

Cantankerous · 08.05.2008, 12:36 AM

i never understood clingy people. "go twiddle your thumbs by the telephone, i don't have time for you 24 hours a day."

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 12:39 AM

"Get OFF me, you retard!"

Another Melly annoyance - people who talk about NOTHING ELSE but football. It's enough to make me want to fill my ears with concrete. Ugh.

o'connor · 08.05.2008, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Honestly, this may be a gay man thing, but I really don't get the point of fake breasties

definately a gay man thing. real or fake, as long as a chick has em, she's got a chance in my eyes.

MellySingsDoom · 08.05.2008, 05:43 AM

o'connorFeelsBoobs

demonrail666 · 08.05.2008, 06:02 AM

An ex gf of mine had fake boobs and it was great. They looked like how boobs ought to look, the way they do in porn. These weren't massive in the 'inflated tyre' sense, but they really were utterly fabulous. A more platonic friend of mine just had hers done and, needless to say, I no longer want our friendship to be platonic.

08.04.2008, 11:59 PM	#201
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i am generally not a very touchy person anyway... i hate when people squeeze too hard when they hug and i hate holding hands but i especially hate back rubs naturally big boobs are loads of fun big asses too __________________ RETIRED
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08.05.2008, 12:00 AM	#202
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	^^^You seem very fragile, Cantanky. Awww. Now come here and give me a cuddle! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.05.2008, 12:02 AM	#203
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	fragile like how? i would hug you. but not too hard because i need to be able to breathe. __________________ RETIRED
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08.05.2008, 12:04 AM	#204
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Cantanky - Like physical contact hurts you a lot sometimes, or you just don't plain like some physical thingies. I'd hug you too, of course, me sweetie. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.05.2008, 12:04 AM	#205
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	it's just physically uncomfortable. i need space!! get out of my bubble!!! i would have separate beds except it's not 1954 anymore. __________________ RETIRED
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08.05.2008, 12:11 AM	#206
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	^^^Man, you'd hate walking down Oxford Street when it's really busy on a Saturday afternoon. It can get really claustrophobic - that personally doesn't bother me, but being stuck with 100 people window-shopping doesn't exactly put a smile on my face. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.05.2008, 12:15 AM	#207
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	ew ew ew ew. my nieces can sit on my lap and my boyfriend can sit as close to me as he feels like and everyone else can fuck off, i don't even like the cats sitting or laying on me. i woke up this morning at 5:00 with the heaviest of my cats (25lbs easily) standing up on my chest, causing me quite a bit of pain, and meowing in my face. i threw him right out __________________ RETIRED
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08.05.2008, 12:18 AM	#208
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	What is it with cats and sitting on people? My mate Anna used to have a cat who would without fail sit on her head when she was asleep. In constrast, the only thing my Dad's dog like to do is lick people's faces (espesh mouths). A bit distracting when you're trying to drink some coffee and watch a bit of TV. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.05.2008, 12:19 AM	#209
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i started thinking about how gross dogs are and i'm really hesitant about getting one now they lick their balls and their asses and then people let them lick their faces and kiss them on the mouth!!! hell no! __________________ RETIRED
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08.05.2008, 12:24 AM	#211
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i don't think the cats would go for it really actually i was just over at my friend's apartment the other day and they have a chihuahua and it was the most annoying goddamn dog i have ever encountered. it kept trying to sit on me and lick me and i would push it away every time and it would just come back and try again. __________________ RETIRED
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08.05.2008, 12:29 AM	#212
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	my aunt has a chhuaha and a half hcuahau mix. the mix ois adorable vut the other one is so needy, __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.05.2008, 12:30 AM	#213
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Cantanky - Mmm, I can see that maybe you getting a chihuahua is not such a great idea after all, if that's what your experience of them is like. I don't usually mind being touched, but I'm not a fan at all of being touched by people I don't know in gay bars. Look dear, I'm not wearing a "molest my ass" badge or T-shirt, so pack it in now! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.05.2008, 12:31 AM	#214
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	haha, i know what you mean. i have a problem with clingy people. that's the easiest way to get on my bad side (other than lying to me). __________________ RETIRED
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08.05.2008, 12:34 AM	#215
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Clingy people = insecurity central. That kind of stuff makes me nervous, I have to admit. I can dismiss liars quite easily, on the other hand. I think I've learnt that life's not worth wasting energy/breath on compulsive bullshitters. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.05.2008, 12:36 AM	#216
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i never understood clingy people. "go twiddle your thumbs by the telephone, i don't have time for you 24 hours a day." __________________ RETIRED
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08.05.2008, 12:39 AM	#217
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	"Get OFF me, you retard!" Another Melly annoyance - people who talk about NOTHING ELSE but football. It's enough to make me want to fill my ears with concrete. Ugh. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.05.2008, 05:43 AM	#219
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	o'connorFeelsBoobs __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.05.2008, 06:02 AM	#220
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	An ex gf of mine had fake boobs and it was great. They looked like how boobs ought to look, the way they do in porn. These weren't massive in the 'inflated tyre' sense, but they really were utterly fabulous. A more platonic friend of mine just had hers done and, needless to say, I no longer want our friendship to be platonic.
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