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Old 02.16.2007, 01:14 PM   #1
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You know those records where just by reading the name you're put off like you accidentally took a bite out of soap and have that disgusted look on you're face. Lets try and find the worst one yet!

Limp Bizkit- CHocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Wated

that title is horrid
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Old 02.16.2007, 02:11 PM   #2
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Sure is.
I'd go for Mellon collie and the infinite sadness and Washing Machine.
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Old 02.16.2007, 02:33 PM   #3
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The first thing that came to my mind when I read the title of this thread was " Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water "
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Old 02.16.2007, 02:53 PM   #4
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That one REO Speedwagon album had a really stupid album title.
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:40 PM   #5
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could've sworn the thread said "worst album tities ever".
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Old 02.16.2007, 03:54 PM   #6
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Muse - Black Holes And Revelations

The Millie Jackson one obviously wins for the combination title/cover :=D
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Old 02.16.2007, 04:24 PM   #7
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As much as I adore him, Sebastian Bach - Bring 'Em Bach Alive
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Old 02.16.2007, 04:25 PM   #8
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"Independent Worm Saloon" is a pretty stupid album title.
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Old 02.16.2007, 04:30 PM   #9
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I don't object to nonsensical album titles as much as the painfully corny ones. Like "Whoa Nelly" or "J to tha LO."
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Old 02.16.2007, 08:40 PM   #10
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Sure is.
I'd go for Mellon collie and the infinite sadness and Washing Machine.
Holy shit, those were the two that came to mind when I saw this thread.
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Old 02.16.2007, 08:44 PM   #11
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As much as I adore him, Sebastian Bach - Bring 'Em Bach Alive

So in other words, the greatest album ever made is also the album with the worst title ever conceived.

Sebastian Bach is a very complex man.
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Old 02.16.2007, 08:51 PM   #12
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could've sworn the thread said "worst album tities ever".

did someone say album titties ?

 


this one might fall under one of Kegmama's categories.
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Old 02.16.2007, 08:55 PM   #13
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As much as I like John Lennon, this album was titled Unfinished Music no. 1:Two Virgins

Yeah right ! Nice cover too, huh ?....oh geez...

 
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Old 02.16.2007, 09:11 PM   #14
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If I could rename that Two Virgins album, I would call it "Hotties with Bodies."
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Old 02.16.2007, 10:08 PM   #15
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Rather Ripped, now that's a good album title!
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Old 02.16.2007, 11:01 PM   #16
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If I could rename that Two Virgins album, I would call it "Hotties with Bodies."

i literally laughed out loud at this. thanks.
it's not extremely funny or anything but it got a good chuckle outta me.
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Old 02.17.2007, 11:32 PM   #17
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Rather Ripped, now that's a good album title!
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