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atsonicpark · 11.25.2007, 07:37 PM

you know who fucking rules? the wipers. I've known this for years, of course, but.. I'm playing some of their songs on guitar and I'm just like.. fuck.. this band rules..

girlgun · 11.25.2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

haha. fuckin' hell. this board is a circus.

honestly... it really isn't foul enough. try harder.

Norma J · 11.25.2007, 09:46 PM

What?

girlgun · 11.25.2007, 09:48 PM

even when people think they're being "naughty"... it's still so... tame!

Norma J · 11.25.2007, 09:52 PM

Oh, you were referring to Atsonicpark. Ok.

SynthethicalY · 11.26.2007, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

even when people think they're being "naughty"... it's still so... tame!

Yeah it is no two girls and 1 cup.

█████████ · 11.26.2007, 09:13 AM

so, you made up all this story?

atsonicpark · 11.26.2007, 10:09 AM

huh?

no.

atsonicpark · 12.12.2007, 10:37 PM

Oh, and I dunno if we were being "naughty"...

She just opened me up.. literally.. and sexually.

Tonight we fucked and she was saying all this crazy shit.. "Pound my fuckin pussy" and shit.. I was like, "Where'd you learn to talk like that?" She's like "I dunno." It was.. odd. Kinda threw me off but oh well.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.12.2007, 11:05 PM

well i still havnt had sex with my girlfriend
i dunno whats going on... me and her just dont talk abotu sexual stuff at all

with my last girlfriend we were wild, phone sexing and sexing every minute we were around, nearly sexing on a bus, in a cinema...but with this girlfriend..we arnt even seeing each other nude

flophousefloozie · 12.12.2007, 11:27 PM

Wow, I feel lonely.
(This isn't I cry for pity, I swear.)

Where the hell do I meet a decent man who isn't in a dedicated relationship?

ALIEN ANAL · 12.12.2007, 11:31 PM

how old are you flop?

flophousefloozie · 12.12.2007, 11:33 PM

21 this month.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.12.2007, 11:36 PM

oh groovey, how soon?

where are you from?, for some reason i keep thinking your australian but then i dont remember seeing u say anything about being aussie, so im prob making that up

flophousefloozie · 12.12.2007, 11:41 PM

Dec.30.
I'm from Canada! Funny that you would assume Australia. I don't think I've ever pretended to be Aussie.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.12.2007, 11:44 PM

you should pretend some time, its neat..its what a lot of people do here, some of us pretend so much that they wear the flag as a cape and bash people from other countrys...yehp

flophousefloozie · 12.12.2007, 11:53 PM

You pretend you're NOT from Australia?

ALIEN ANAL · 12.12.2007, 11:55 PM

lol no i was being silly
we have lots of twats here saying they are so aussie and doing lots of stupid things that arnt very 'australian'

flophousefloozie · 12.13.2007, 12:04 AM

Interesting. We don't get much of that over here.

Norma J · 12.13.2007, 02:05 AM

I thought you had a boy, Floppy?

11.25.2007, 07:37 PM	#161
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	you know who fucking rules? the wipers. I've known this for years, of course, but.. I'm playing some of their songs on guitar and I'm just like.. fuck.. this band rules.. __________________
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11.25.2007, 09:46 PM	#163
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	What? __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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11.25.2007, 09:48 PM	#164
girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	even when people think they're being "naughty"... it's still so... tame!
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11.25.2007, 09:52 PM	#165
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	Oh, you were referring to Atsonicpark. Ok. __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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11.26.2007, 09:13 AM	#167
█████████ expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,736	so, you made up all this story?
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11.26.2007, 10:09 AM	#168
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	huh? no. __________________
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12.12.2007, 10:37 PM	#169
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Oh, and I dunno if we were being "naughty"... She just opened me up.. literally.. and sexually. Tonight we fucked and she was saying all this crazy shit.. "Pound my fuckin pussy" and shit.. I was like, "Where'd you learn to talk like that?" She's like "I dunno." It was.. odd. Kinda threw me off but oh well. __________________
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12.12.2007, 11:05 PM	#170
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	well i still havnt had sex with my girlfriend i dunno whats going on... me and her just dont talk abotu sexual stuff at all with my last girlfriend we were wild, phone sexing and sexing every minute we were around, nearly sexing on a bus, in a cinema...but with this girlfriend..we arnt even seeing each other nude __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.12.2007, 11:27 PM	#171
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	Wow, I feel lonely. (This isn't I cry for pity, I swear.) Where the hell do I meet a decent man who isn't in a dedicated relationship?
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12.12.2007, 11:31 PM	#172
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	how old are you flop? __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.12.2007, 11:33 PM	#173
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	21 this month.
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12.12.2007, 11:36 PM	#174
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	oh groovey, how soon? where are you from?, for some reason i keep thinking your australian but then i dont remember seeing u say anything about being aussie, so im prob making that up __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.12.2007, 11:41 PM	#175
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	Dec.30. I'm from Canada! Funny that you would assume Australia. I don't think I've ever pretended to be Aussie.
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12.12.2007, 11:44 PM	#176
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	you should pretend some time, its neat..its what a lot of people do here, some of us pretend so much that they wear the flag as a cape and bash people from other countrys...yehp __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.12.2007, 11:53 PM	#177
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	You pretend you're NOT from Australia?
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12.12.2007, 11:55 PM	#178
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	lol no i was being silly we have lots of twats here saying they are so aussie and doing lots of stupid things that arnt very 'australian' __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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12.13.2007, 12:04 AM	#179
flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	Interesting. We don't get much of that over here.
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12.13.2007, 02:05 AM	#180
Norma J invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Orstralia Posts: 4,917	I thought you had a boy, Floppy? __________________ I want girls with new-wave hair-doos
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