dumbest thing you've done when off yr face - Page 3

Satan · 09.02.2009, 07:52 PM

cut the fuck out of someone i know the other night on shrooms
not really my fault, i was just waving a knife around and he tried to grab it out of my hand like a fucking idiot and almost got stabbed

i wouldnt actually call this dumb though, he had it coming. douchebag.

demonrail666 · 09.02.2009, 08:21 PM

starting a fight with a car, apparantly

Satan · 09.04.2009, 08:42 AM

i got drunk and belligerent last night and this bitch started shit with me so i clocked her apparently 6 or 7 times and from what i hear her face is swollen up to the size of a fuckin watermelon

SONIC GAIL · 09.04.2009, 08:45 AM

Sometimes my husband beats up bathrooms when we get drunk

kierkegaarden · 09.04.2009, 09:07 AM

got married

stayed married 3 1/2 years

cut a friend's finger off

cried over walt whitman

cried over anita ekberg's form

had sex many times in many bathrooms

argued aesthetic existentialism with an analytical minister

bought a feist record

bought an interpol record

taken a bottle of valium

taken a handful of ambien

taken someone's lady

put a guitar through a wall

put a guitar through a window

put another guitar through a window

registered at a private university

reenacted scenes from othello

etc

floatingslowly · 09.04.2009, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kierkegaarden

cut a friend's finger off

I hope that you insisted on keeping it.

ps: atari? is that you?

kierkegaarden · 09.04.2009, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I hope that you insisted on keeping it.

ps: atari? is that you?

no, i did not, but his family insisted on keeping a grudge

and no, new member, sorries

floatingslowly · 09.04.2009, 10:18 AM

you should have cut off and kept the family's fingers too. that's what feuds are for. fingers are for necklaces.

also, you may have missed yr soul-mate by a few months. I'm sorry.

!@#$%! · 09.04.2009, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kierkegaarden

cried over walt whitman

cried over anita ekberg's form

reenacted scenes from othello

hey! nothing DUMB about that!

the other stuff, yeah, i'll have to agree

kierkegaarden · 09.04.2009, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

you should have cut off and kept the family's fingers too. that's what feuds are for. fingers are for necklaces.

also, you may have missed yr soul-mate by a few months. I'm sorry.

my soul-mate is a Brainbombs song with the Cannanes for a heart.

i'd rather have a necklace of ears, like this crazy bastard-

chicka · 09.04.2009, 01:45 PM

Singing myself to sleep in lockup, the police didn't like it so much and came to let me know at which time I proceed to swing at the first one. Next thing I know wake up handcuffed between the bars next to open window in January with my shirt ripped wide open and one of my front tooths cracked in half.

Swimming in January off the cost of Massachusetts with no change clothes

davenotdead · 09.04.2009, 02:03 PM

so you've^ had pneumonia at least twice, chicka?

also, are you fem? trying to envision this handcuffed in prison with yr shirt ripped open bit

09.02.2009, 07:52 PM	#41
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	cut the fuck out of someone i know the other night on shrooms not really my fault, i was just waving a knife around and he tried to grab it out of my hand like a fucking idiot and almost got stabbed i wouldnt actually call this dumb though, he had it coming. douchebag. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

09.02.2009, 08:21 PM	#42
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	starting a fight with a car, apparantly
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

09.04.2009, 08:42 AM	#43
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i got drunk and belligerent last night and this bitch started shit with me so i clocked her apparently 6 or 7 times and from what i hear her face is swollen up to the size of a fuckin watermelon __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

09.04.2009, 08:45 AM	#44
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	Sometimes my husband beats up bathrooms when we get drunk __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

09.04.2009, 09:07 AM	#45
kierkegaarden children of satan Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Upper Peninsula, Michigan Posts: 258	got married stayed married 3 1/2 years cut a friend's finger off cried over walt whitman cried over anita ekberg's form had sex many times in many bathrooms argued aesthetic existentialism with an analytical minister bought a feist record bought an interpol record taken a bottle of valium taken a handful of ambien taken someone's lady put a guitar through a wall put a guitar through a window put another guitar through a window registered at a private university reenacted scenes from othello etc __________________ http://cecinestpasunepipe.tumblr.com/ http://www.last.fm/user/denyelseother
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

09.04.2009, 10:18 AM	#48
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	you should have cut off and kept the family's fingers too. that's what feuds are for. fingers are for necklaces. also, you may have missed yr soul-mate by a few months. I'm sorry.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

09.04.2009, 01:45 PM	#51
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	Singing myself to sleep in lockup, the police didn't like it so much and came to let me know at which time I proceed to swing at the first one. Next thing I know wake up handcuffed between the bars next to open window in January with my shirt ripped wide open and one of my front tooths cracked in half. Swimming in January off the cost of Massachusetts with no change clothes __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

09.04.2009, 02:03 PM	#52
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	so you've^ had pneumonia at least twice, chicka? also, are you fem? trying to envision this handcuffed in prison with yr shirt ripped open bit __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|