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Sonic Youth 37 · 10.27.2008, 01:18 PM

Dear Pookie (or anyone for that matter),
Should I dye my hair green? Like this color or this color

Cheers,
SY 37

Glice · 10.27.2008, 01:29 PM

Pookie,

My head hurts. Is it too late to return to the womb?

Yours,

Professor Cocksalot.

pbradley · 10.27.2008, 04:03 PM

Pookie, is this you?

Glice · 10.27.2008, 04:25 PM

How does one become an ex-transexual? (this question for anyone that wants to answer it).

Phlegmscope · 10.27.2008, 04:46 PM

Maybe he went back in time when he was a wizard.

pbradley · 10.27.2008, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

How does one become an ex-transexual? (this question for anyone that wants to answer it).

Miracle from the hands of God.

Can you not read?

floatingslowly · 10.27.2008, 04:49 PM

I say "proof of prior vag" or gtfo.

<---- WIZARD 4 LIFE

Pookie · 10.27.2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656

pookie...
Why Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

The main characters in the stories just happen to look like animals but are human in their behavior, emotions and culture. They represent humanity. But that doesn't mean there are no animals left. There are plenty of regular animals appearing in his stories. The best example would be a panel in the classic story "Ghost of the Grotto" that has the human-Ducks (Donald Duck and his nephews) appearing in a panel while in the panel's background there is a family of regular animal-ducks. Just Barks's way of contasting the "human" and the "animal" version of the species.
The same rule also applies in the stories of other creators. Even in early stories by Floyd Gottfredson there are clues towards this point of view. For example a recuring gag was Minnie Mouse's fear of regular animal-myce. The Italian stories have explained that the humanized versions of those species have evolved from the regular versions millions of years ago, established a civilisation as early as 1.000.000 years ago and have long lost most of the original animal's traits. For example no member of the Duck family has the ability to fly on its own means since they have hands and not wings. But their webfeet still help them in swimming.
The course of evolution in the Disney Universe may not be very realistic but has its own logic and leaves few mysteries.

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Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

thank you good sir!

Stupid thing to do. I just throw it at the wall when the batteries are dead.

Pookie · 10.27.2008, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

How does one become an ex-transexual? (this question for anyone that wants to answer it).

I know a doctor who will do it for a snip.

Pookie · 10.27.2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

Dear Pookie (or anyone for that matter),
Should I dye my hair green? Like this color or this color

Cheers,
SY 37

Sorry, you need the "Ask Pookie (or anyone for that matter)" thread.

Pookie · 10.27.2008, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Dear P-Dawg,

I recently beat Drum Hero (omg me so punny).

Although I was able to get through a large part of the death metal crap, Metallica's Blackened keeps fucking me up.

I want a better score.

Can you give me some good advice on how to master that part that goes dundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundundu n? It's really fast and I'm not as good at going offbeat as I should be.

Percussively,

floatingslowly aka WONDERFUL

I can't say I've ever noticed you having a problem being offbeat.

Keep up the good work.

Pookie · 10.27.2008, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Dear Pookie,
Should I become anorexic?
What are the pros and cons?
love,
terriblecrayons

Pros: savings on grocery bill.
Cons: death.

Pookie · 10.27.2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Pookie, is this you?

No, this is me:

Pookie · 10.27.2008, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

Pookie,

My head hurts. Is it too late to return to the womb?

Yours,

Professor Cocksalot.

It's all cunts with you isn't it?

phoenix · 10.27.2008, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

I can't say I've ever noticed you having a problem being offbeat.

Keep up the good work.

can I answer this question? or is that not allowed?

( you need to learn to play real drums and paradiddle http://www.google.com.au/search?sour...d iddle&meta= I dont play computer drums but Im assumingn you dont have any bounce on your playing pad and thats what's making it really hard to get the high bpm? This is good, it gives you an idea of what range it might be in if you listen to the midis and try and match it with what youre needing to play? http://www.vicfirth.com/education/ru...aradiddle.html)

Pookie · 10.27.2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ihateyouth

Pookie,

why did you choose the username Pookie?

Because the username Haywood Jablomi was already taken.

Sonic Youth 37 · 10.27.2008, 05:39 PM

Dear Pookie,
Should I dye my hair green? Like this color or this color

Cheers,
SY 37

phoenix · 10.27.2008, 05:43 PM

oh thats a good one!

dear pookie

should I dye my hair orange? I always liked it when it was orange last time.. but its black and dark brown now and I like that too. Is black with some orange bits too crazy?

Pookie · 10.27.2008, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

oh thats a good one!

dear pookie

should I dye my hair orange? I always liked it when it was orange last time.. but its black and dark brown now and I like that too. Is black with some orange bits too crazy?

Nobody under the age of sixty should have orange hair.

But it should be compulsory for anybody over sixty:

phoenix · 10.27.2008, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pookie

Nobody under the age of sixty should have orange hair.

But it should be compulsory for anybody over sixty:

ew Im never getting a perm. wtf.

it would be straight.

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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Dear Pookie (or anyone for that matter), Should I dye my hair green? Like this color or this color Cheers, SY 37 __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I say "proof of prior vag" or gtfo. <---- WIZARD 4 LIFE
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Dear Pookie, Should I dye my hair green? Like this color or this color Cheers, SY 37 __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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10.27.2008, 05:43 PM	#698
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	oh thats a good one! dear pookie should I dye my hair orange? I always liked it when it was orange last time.. but its black and dark brown now and I like that too. Is black with some orange bits too crazy? __________________ tiny and lost.
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