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Old 08.24.2006, 09:04 AM   #101
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"And all I wanted was some toast," lamented Kim Basinger.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:04 AM   #102
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"Who was that scary face painted man I saw you with last night?", asked a random Hobokenite of Thurston Moore.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:06 AM   #103
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"That's the girl I was sleeping around with", said Thurston.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:07 AM   #104
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"What a waste," said the hobokenite.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:08 AM   #105
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"Rats!" exclaimed Thurston.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:09 AM   #107
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A fireman came along and hosed everyone down.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:10 AM   #108
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:11 AM   #109
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"That's not a sentence," exlclaimed the fireman.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:12 AM   #110
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"That's all I can say", said the fire.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:12 AM   #111
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"Don't you mean 'That's all I can say right now'" asked a passing Tom Verlaine, having heard there was a competiton going on to fit song titles into sentences.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:13 AM   #112
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'Even after that hosing down by that rather butch fireman, I'm still finding bits of f****** peanut butter in my fur', said the cat.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:14 AM   #113
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:15 AM   #114
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"Hmmm..." Everyone thought at the same time.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:15 AM   #115
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"Can we all live happily ever after yet?" asked Thom Yorke.
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"I don't think so", said Bono, who was still running.
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:18 AM   #117
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Bono looked at his urine-soaked pants and wondered how he was supposed to meet the Pope later.

(Good night, guys... It's been fun, time to sleep )
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Old 08.24.2006, 09:19 AM   #118
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The whole cast gathered together in a semi circle, and sang a lullaby to the departing alyasa.
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"See ya later", Sang Thurston, while putting his arm around Steve.
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However, Thom Yorkes vocals were not to the cat's liking.
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