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MellySingsDoom · 09.11.2008, 05:49 PM

Physical pain? Hmm, I used to have a hernia, and even though I was doubled over in sheer agony at times, I never cried. Cantankers' experience though sounds truly horrible...I would've cried at that too, most likely.

The last time I was beaten up (by three guys), I didn't cry - just felt bruised and a bit shock

09.11.2008, 05:51 PM

the last time I was beaten up (peak was at 4 guys( I had to laugh, which made them kick even harder...but the alcohol killed the pain pretty good

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 05:51 PM

it was hands down the worst physical pain i've ever experienced in my life, and it was gradual so there was no endorphin rush to calm me down

Danny Himself · 09.11.2008, 05:51 PM

I haven't cried in years.

terriblecanyons · 09.11.2008, 05:54 PM

Before my grandpa died, the only time I'd cried in the past few months was when I'd broken my foot. At first it didn't hurt all that bad, my foot was just twitching and numb. And then after about 10 minutes it really really started hurting, and that's how I knew I broke it.

MellySingsDoom · 09.11.2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

it was hands down the worst physical pain i've ever experienced in my life, and it was gradual so there was no endorphin rush to calm me down

Jesus.....that IS agony - pure torture, by the sounds of it.

My sister has informed me that childbirth was by far the worst pain she'd experienced...

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

it was hands down the worst physical pain i've ever experienced in my life, and it was gradual so there was no endorphin rush to calm me down

That happened to mt friend one time, she was just shrieking haha.

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

That happened to mt friend one time, she was just shrieking haha.

that sounds amusing

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Jesus.....that IS agony - pure torture, by the sounds of it.

My sister has informed me that childbirth was by far the worst pain she'd experienced...

yeah, i can imagine squeezing a bowling ball sized object through your vag wouldn't feel too good

MellySingsDoom · 09.11.2008, 05:57 PM

Excuse me for gatecrashing this line of postage, but..

Yeah yeah, Industrial Estate! Yeah yeah, Industrial Estate!

"And the crap in the air will fuck up your face!"

MellySingsDoom · 09.11.2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

yeah, i can imagine squeezing a bowling ball sized object through your vag wouldn't feel too good

It lasted well over a day for her - no wonder she didn't get pregnant again for well over 10 years. Still, my oldest niece rocks!, so.... (Her most recently birth was a "mere" 3 hours).

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 06:00 PM

someone irrelevant to anything and everything:

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

It lasted well over a day for her - no wonder she didn't get pregnant again for well over 10 years. Still, my oldest niece rocks!, so.... (Her most recently birth was a "mere" 3 hours).

my mother was only in labour for 5 hours with me
it was enough for her to never have any other children

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 06:05 PM

I have three options if I go to the Tesco Metro across the road. Do I:

A. Buy some ice lollies
B. Some kind of roasted chicken breast with a tub of either potato salad or Coleslaw
C. A bacon and egg sandwich.

All options come with the inevitable packet of twenty Pall Mall superkings.

MellySingsDoom · 09.11.2008, 06:07 PM

Go for B. You'd only end up being disappointed with the lollies again.

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 06:10 PM

A! Pick A!

MellySingsDoom · 09.11.2008, 06:12 PM

Pick A, demonrail, and you'll have a friend forever in EMMAh. Vote B, and who have you got? Me. Clearly, there is no choice. Vote A. NOW.

Cantankerous · 09.11.2008, 06:12 PM

C sounds good. cigs and breakfast food.

EMMAh · 09.11.2008, 06:17 PM

By the way, I like those Pall Malls, do you smoke the red ones?

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 06:20 PM

Now I have a problem: Emmah say A; Melly says B and Cuntankerous says C.

I am edging towards the sandwich option, but know that it's a slightly depressing one.

Regarding the lolly-disappointment factor. I've re-discovered Soleros. The Lolly of champions. Absolutely zero chance of any man feeling short-changed with a Solero.

Fuck it. That's settled it. I'm buying lollies.

demonrail666 · 09.11.2008, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

By the way, I like those Pall Malls, do you smoke the red ones?

Yeah, the Superkings. Cheap as fuck without tasting like shoelaces.

MellySingsDoom · 09.11.2008, 06:30 PM

Demonrail regularly berates me for smoking Malboro Lights, claiming that they're "poof" cigarettes. Bastard!

I bet Demonrail comes back with a pizza instead of lollies.

09.11.2008, 05:49 PM	#8661
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Physical pain? Hmm, I used to have a hernia, and even though I was doubled over in sheer agony at times, I never cried. Cantankers' experience though sounds truly horrible...I would've cried at that too, most likely. The last time I was beaten up (by three guys), I didn't cry - just felt bruised and a bit shock __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.11.2008, 05:51 PM	#8662
al shabbray Posts: n/a	the last time I was beaten up (peak was at 4 guys( I had to laugh, which made them kick even harder...but the alcohol killed the pain pretty good
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09.11.2008, 05:51 PM	#8663
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	it was hands down the worst physical pain i've ever experienced in my life, and it was gradual so there was no endorphin rush to calm me down __________________ RETIRED
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I haven't cried in years.
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09.11.2008, 05:54 PM	#8665
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Before my grandpa died, the only time I'd cried in the past few months was when I'd broken my foot. At first it didn't hurt all that bad, my foot was just twitching and numb. And then after about 10 minutes it really really started hurting, and that's how I knew I broke it.
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09.11.2008, 05:57 PM	#8669
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Excuse me for gatecrashing this line of postage, but.. Yeah yeah, Industrial Estate! Yeah yeah, Industrial Estate! "And the crap in the air will fuck up your face!" __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.11.2008, 06:05 PM	#8672
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	I have three options if I go to the Tesco Metro across the road. Do I: A. Buy some ice lollies B. Some kind of roasted chicken breast with a tub of either potato salad or Coleslaw C. A bacon and egg sandwich. All options come with the inevitable packet of twenty Pall Mall superkings.
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09.11.2008, 06:07 PM	#8673
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Go for B. You'd only end up being disappointed with the lollies again. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.11.2008, 06:10 PM	#8674
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	A! Pick A! __________________
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09.11.2008, 06:12 PM	#8675
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Pick A, demonrail, and you'll have a friend forever in EMMAh. Vote B, and who have you got? Me. Clearly, there is no choice. Vote A. NOW. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.11.2008, 06:12 PM	#8676
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	C sounds good. cigs and breakfast food. __________________ RETIRED
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09.11.2008, 06:17 PM	#8677
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	By the way, I like those Pall Malls, do you smoke the red ones? __________________
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09.11.2008, 06:20 PM	#8678
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	Now I have a problem: Emmah say A; Melly says B and Cuntankerous says C. I am edging towards the sandwich option, but know that it's a slightly depressing one. Regarding the lolly-disappointment factor. I've re-discovered Soleros. The Lolly of champions. Absolutely zero chance of any man feeling short-changed with a Solero. Fuck it. That's settled it. I'm buying lollies.
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09.11.2008, 06:30 PM	#8680
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Demonrail regularly berates me for smoking Malboro Lights, claiming that they're "poof" cigarettes. Bastard! I bet Demonrail comes back with a pizza instead of lollies. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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