Wife recounts brilliant remarks of her sleeping husband.

pbradley · 01.08.2010, 12:50 AM

"I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a cunt who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong."

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

jon boy · 01.08.2010, 12:55 AM

hooray for adam.

"Be happy happy happy happy."

"Now fuck off and let me bask in the glory of being me."

this is a fucking goldmine!

EVOLghost · 01.08.2010, 01:54 AM

good find

EVOLghost · 01.08.2010, 02:03 AM

"Put the lobster down. Put it down!"

"Look at you up there on your pedestal. I bet you're proud of yourself.... Twat."

pbradley · 01.08.2010, 02:52 AM

[with great disdain] "You asswipe."

Wife's note: I just want to restate, for the record, that Adam truly is not himself in Dreamland. For example, I'm pretty sure that my British husband has never uttered the word 'asswipe,' a distinctly American insult, in waking life.

Is it now... I should use it more often.

chrome noise tape · 01.08.2010, 04:43 AM

this sounds almost like a poem of andre breton...well most of the surrealistic poems... i wonder what freud would say about this?

phoenix · 01.08.2010, 06:18 AM

my boyfriend usually only ever says one thing in his sleep (aside from the teeth grinding ) ...

"go"
"go"
"go"

...

floatingslowly · 01.08.2010, 09:17 AM

this week, on her way to passing out, mine said "Dexys Midnight Runners" made some cranking movement with her hands and demanded a bowl for spitting in.

Glice · 01.08.2010, 09:37 AM

"Stupid fucking fizzy fish. Never liked them. Have some of that, you sugar-coated cunts."

Brilliant.

Glice · 01.08.2010, 09:39 AM

"Where do you think YOU'RE going, hmmm? I knew it. The cupboard. You and your cupboard."

I can't tell you how up my street this is.

radarmaker · 01.08.2010, 09:43 AM

Am I a miserable cunt if I say this strikes me as fakey-McFake?

Particularly because the number of quotes per night & how outlandish they are increases as time goes on (and presumably number of blog readers increases).

Glice · 01.08.2010, 09:44 AM

Yes, yes you are. Does it matter? She says in her comments that she's recorded it, but if it's fake then it's still funny, isn't it?

radarmaker · 01.08.2010, 09:50 AM

True. It's probably 'cos I saw this yesterday and don't think I'll ever be able to take a blog a face value again...

atsonicpark · 01.08.2010, 10:01 AM

so many new quotesss

Glice · 01.08.2010, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radarmaker

True. It's probably 'cos I saw this yesterday and don't think I'll ever be able to take a blog a face value again...

Yeah, I can see why. I like the colour schemes on that one.

Rob Instigator · 01.08.2010, 10:30 AM

once my ex-wife told me that I was ranting in my sleep.

she said I said, "Man? why do more women not get into the Sonic Youth? Fucking bitches...." and then I snored.

true story

Pax Americana · 01.08.2010, 06:27 PM

Ha! These are fuckin' gold.

01.08.2010, 12:50 AM	#1
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	"I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a cunt who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong." http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	hooray for adam. "Be happy happy happy happy." "Now fuck off and let me bask in the glory of being me." this is a fucking goldmine! __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	good find
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01.08.2010, 02:03 AM	#4
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	"Put the lobster down. Put it down!" "Look at you up there on your pedestal. I bet you're proud of yourself.... Twat."
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01.08.2010, 02:52 AM	#5
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	[with great disdain] "You asswipe." Wife's note: I just want to restate, for the record, that Adam truly is not himself in Dreamland. For example, I'm pretty sure that my British husband has never uttered the word 'asswipe,' a distinctly American insult, in waking life. Is it now... I should use it more often.
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01.08.2010, 04:43 AM	#6
chrome noise tape the end of the ugly Join Date: May 2009 Location: Making The Nature Scene Posts: 935	this sounds almost like a poem of andre breton...well most of the surrealistic poems... i wonder what freud would say about this?
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01.08.2010, 06:18 AM	#7
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	my boyfriend usually only ever says one thing in his sleep (aside from the teeth grinding ) ... "go" "go" "go" ... __________________ tiny and lost.
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01.08.2010, 09:17 AM	#8
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	this week, on her way to passing out, mine said "Dexys Midnight Runners" made some cranking movement with her hands and demanded a bowl for spitting in.
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01.08.2010, 09:43 AM	#11
radarmaker the end of the ugly Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,122	Am I a miserable cunt if I say this strikes me as fakey-McFake? Particularly because the number of quotes per night & how outlandish they are increases as time goes on (and presumably number of blog readers increases).
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01.08.2010, 09:50 AM	#13
radarmaker the end of the ugly Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,122	True. It's probably 'cos I saw this yesterday and don't think I'll ever be able to take a blog a face value again...
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	so many new quotesss __________________
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	once my ex-wife told me that I was ranting in my sleep. she said I said, "Man? why do more women not get into the Sonic Youth? Fucking bitches...." and then I snored. true story __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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01.08.2010, 06:27 PM	#17
Pax Americana expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,187	Ha! These are fuckin' gold.
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