[Daycare Nation]

...about what is happening in this picture.

 

[luxinterior]

Clearly, it has something to do with magic fingers. The father is transferring his magic piano-playing power to his son. This piano is special because it has not black, but rather brown keys.

[Cantankerous]

they're playing red hands. i have the game. the piano is just a coincidence.

[touch me i'm sick]

the dad is pulling his son away from the man eating plant on the right, as it has already eaten his clothes and left him in ridiculous footie pijamas

[jheii]

Man: "Do you know what this is?"
Boy: "No."
Man: "It's a player piano, it plays itself."
Boy: "Wow! That's great!
Man: "Would you like to dance to the music?"
Boy: "Yes!"
-Dancing-
Man: "Now do you want to see something even better than the player piano?"
Boy: "I sure do"
Man: "Alright, open yr mouth and close yr eyes..."

[acousticrock87]

Mom's gone! Whoooo wants to go to bed before the hookers get here?

[alyasa]

Jim couldn't believe it. His incredulity was matched only by his insistent yearning to actually let it be true. He looked at the boy, his eyes shining, a lump forming in his throat, making it difficult to swallow. The boy took his hands off the keys, putting them on his lap and sat there shyly, gazing downward at the keys, as if they would suddenly materialize into a menancing set of chattering teeth. "How..."

The boy just sat there with his downward cast, this time his eyes began to look as if they would burst into tears any moment. Jim couldn't take it anymore, a grin spread over his face; like a billowing cloud blowing across the sky. He jumped, startling the boy, who, at any moment now, would burst his dams and gush forth like a raging river. Grinning uncontrollably now, his teeth like rows of ivory pillars looming in some colossal African parthenon; he made the boy stand in front of him; and putting the boy's hands in his own, exclaimed gently, "Oh, you silly boy, do you know what you've done? Do you have any idea what you just did?" He looked down at the boy's hands, "These hands are going to make us rich, boy. Rich..."

[acousticrock87]

8/10

-2 only for naming the guy "Jim."

[cosmokramer]

we both have the same hairstyle!
props to us!

[static-harmony]

"tickle my fingers if you make me laugh you'll get a surprise."

[LittlePuppetBoy]

paddy cake, paddy cake...

[johnnywinternoshow]

they're giving each other high fives for the sweet joke they're playing on old blind Fredrick Bach. Replacing his black keys with kit kat fingers. Only they could come up with something so brilliant