Who are your worst vocalists? - Page 2

nicfit · 10.30.2006, 09:43 AM

uh,then:
ashley simpson (ha!)
50 cent

Tokolosh · 10.30.2006, 09:49 AM

13 of the worst for mua.

Celine Dion (Wicked witch from the east)
Meatloaf (Sweat ball)
Neville Holder (Die Slade Die!)
Justin Hawkins (The Darkness cunt)
Puff Diddy (DESTROY!)
Brittney Spears (Shove that thong up your...)
Jim Diamond (Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay... la... av... poo)
Milli Vanilli (Fake dreads)
Micheal Bolton (Wanker)
Shakira (Shakes that ass, 'cause it's all she's got)
David Hasselhoff (Jesus! He can't be considered a singer)
Paris Hilton (Chop her up into little pieces!)
Jessica & Ashlee Simpson (Firing squad! Ready!.. Aim!..)

nicfit · 10.30.2006, 09:58 AM

i don't know if william shatner deserves to be mentioned in this thread or in the "best vocalists" one....

Savage Clone · 10.30.2006, 10:21 AM

Isaac Brock
Joanna Newsom
Bjork
Eddie Vedder
Tom Waits
Jeff Magnum
Tori Amos
Corin Tucker
Wesley Willis

Too early to think further, but there are many many more.

Everyneurotic · 10.30.2006, 10:26 AM

i don't have worst vocalist, i only kidnap good ones.

therealglenstyler · 10.30.2006, 10:30 AM

shakira by a long long way.

_slavo_ · 10.30.2006, 10:36 AM

I'm gonna dig into indie territory:

the singer from Bright Eyes
the singer from Decembrists
the singer from Unicorns
the singer from Stars
Kevin Drew from Broken Social Scene is no genius either.
oh what a dump.

I used to hate Efrim Menuck's voice (ASMZ), but it has grown on me over time (especially since I've seen them live)

HaydenAsche · 10.30.2006, 11:41 AM

You don't like Diamonds????

Damn.

For me, it's got to be the following:
Guy from Billy Talent
Guy from Coheed and Cambria
Thurston

Glice · 10.30.2006, 12:14 PM

You're all cunts. All of you. Shakira is fucking awesome. Steve 'cunt' Malkmouse. He needs some death. Fucking Bjork as well? Who the fuck do you people think you are? You're fucking wrong. All of you. Charlie Landsborough. I can't be standing him. Daniel O'Donnell. I won't be hearing him no more, thanks. But fucking Bjork? What are you all, badgays? Twats. Twats, the lot of yous. [Not you Porky]

Glice · 10.30.2006, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tokolosh

Paris Hilton

For fuck's sake. It's a fucking awesome song. We all hate her and want her to die. I think we should all admit it's a fucking awesome song though. Come on. We can go through the pain and embarassment together.

Washing Machine · 10.30.2006, 12:38 PM

Guy from Coheed and Cambria? LOL! Whatever you think of the music the guy has a pretty amazing voice. A lot of you are naming singers that sing music you don't like, not singers with bad voices. I can't stand Celine Dion's music but I wouldn't say shes a bad singer. Thats the sad thing about 'Pop' music - very talented singers making very boring music.

Singers I dont like: Chris Martin, Jamilia, Roger Waters (the guy is a genius but he can't sing to save his life), Roger Doltery, Robert Plant, Brian Wilson (circa 2000 +), Tom Jones (with a passion), The guy from Keane, The guy from the Arctic Monkeys, Ringo Starr, Bob Dylan (again based on voice not music), Cat Stevens etc

HaydenAsche · 10.30.2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Washing Machine

Guy from Coheed and Cambria? LOL! Whatever you think of the music the guy has a pretty amazing voice. A lot of you are naming singers that sing music you don't like, not singers with bad voices. I can't stand Celine Dion's music but I wouldn't say shes a bad singer. Thats the sad thing about 'Pop' music - very talented singers making very boring music.

Singers I dont like: Chris Martin, Jamilia, Roger Waters (the guy is a genius but he can't sing to save his life), Roger Doltery, Robert Plant, Brian Wilson (circa 2000 +), Tom Jones (with a passion), The guy from Keane, The guy from the Arctic Monkeys, Ringo Starr, Bob Dylan (again based on voice not music), Cat Stevens etc

His voice is fucking atrocious. It brings me no sense of joy at all. Fucking moron that twat is.

HaydenAsche · 10.30.2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

You're all cunts. All of you. Shakira is fucking awesome. Steve 'cunt' Malkmouse. He needs some death. Fucking Bjork as well? Who the fuck do you people think you are? You're fucking wrong. All of you. Charlie Landsborough. I can't be standing him. Daniel O'Donnell. I won't be hearing him no more, thanks. But fucking Bjork? What are you all, badgays? Twats. Twats, the lot of yous. [Not you Porky]

Agreed.

Savage Clone · 10.30.2006, 01:15 PM

Bjork is mighty talented, but I simply cannot stand the sound and timbre of her voice. It makes me twitchy and irritable. It makes me want to hurt myself.
Joanna Newsom - same deal.

Talented and listenable are very different.

Glice · 10.30.2006, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Bjork is mighty talented, but I simply cannot stand the sound and timbre of her voice. It makes me twitchy and irritable. It makes me want to hurt myself.
Joanna Newsom - same deal.

Talented and listenable are very different.

Fair points. I'm surprised that someone who can suffer Diamanda can't suffer Bjork however. Still, my point remains. Cunts to a man, all of you.

Savage Clone · 10.30.2006, 01:27 PM

Diamanda is meant to be painful.
Bjork causes involuntary pain.

Glice · 10.30.2006, 01:45 PM

I'm not so sure about that. You've heard Kukl?

Savage Clone · 10.30.2006, 01:59 PM

Kukl was by far the best stuff she was ever involved in. Then again, I liked the music portion of that a lot more than I like Bjork's music as well.

Glice · 10.30.2006, 02:02 PM

I used to hate Bjork. Quite passionately. It's always a lady that changes your mind about these things, no? I have a thing for 'acquired tastes'.

Hip Priest · 10.30.2006, 02:20 PM

Celine Dion, for so many reasons. 'The hot dogs go on'? What the fuck is this tiresome poptart talking about?

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Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	13 of the worst for mua. Celine Dion (Wicked witch from the east) Meatloaf (Sweat ball) Neville Holder (Die Slade Die!) Justin Hawkins (The Darkness cunt) Puff Diddy (DESTROY!) Brittney Spears (Shove that thong up your...) Jim Diamond (Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay... la... av... poo) Milli Vanilli (Fake dreads) Micheal Bolton (Wanker) Shakira (Shakes that ass, 'cause it's all she's got) David Hasselhoff (Jesus! He can't be considered a singer) Paris Hilton (Chop her up into little pieces!) Jessica & Ashlee Simpson (Firing squad! Ready!.. Aim!..) __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	Isaac Brock Joanna Newsom Bjork Eddie Vedder Tom Waits Jeff Magnum Tori Amos Corin Tucker Wesley Willis Too early to think further, but there are many many more.
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_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,886	I'm gonna dig into indie territory: the singer from Bright Eyes the singer from Decembrists the singer from Unicorns the singer from Stars Kevin Drew from Broken Social Scene is no genius either. oh what a dump. I used to hate Efrim Menuck's voice (ASMZ), but it has grown on me over time (especially since I've seen them live) __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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Washing Machine expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cardiff, Spiderland Posts: 1,465	Guy from Coheed and Cambria? LOL! Whatever you think of the music the guy has a pretty amazing voice. A lot of you are naming singers that sing music you don't like, not singers with bad voices. I can't stand Celine Dion's music but I wouldn't say shes a bad singer. Thats the sad thing about 'Pop' music - very talented singers making very boring music. Singers I dont like: Chris Martin, Jamilia, Roger Waters (the guy is a genius but he can't sing to save his life), Roger Doltery, Robert Plant, Brian Wilson (circa 2000 +), Tom Jones (with a passion), The guy from Keane, The guy from the Arctic Monkeys, Ringo Starr, Bob Dylan (again based on voice not music), Cat Stevens etc __________________ ....Of Course its some kinda cosmic payback for being too ironic!
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	Bjork is mighty talented, but I simply cannot stand the sound and timbre of her voice. It makes me twitchy and irritable. It makes me want to hurt myself. Joanna Newsom - same deal. Talented and listenable are very different.
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10.30.2006, 01:27 PM	#36
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	Diamanda is meant to be painful. Bjork causes involuntary pain.
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10.30.2006, 01:59 PM	#38
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,286	Kukl was by far the best stuff she was ever involved in. Then again, I liked the music portion of that a lot more than I like Bjork's music as well.
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Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Celine Dion, for so many reasons. 'The hot dogs go on'? What the fuck is this tiresome poptart talking about? __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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