The sonic gossip story (Part II) "Sentences" - Page 16

sonicl · 08.26.2006, 12:46 AM

"That's not a clown," cried Kegmama, "That's the singer from Arctic Monkeys, run the fucker down!"

k-krack · 08.26.2006, 01:18 AM

Little did she realize, in her drunken haze, that she had actually run over, and killed Richard D. James!!!

sonicl · 08.26.2006, 01:25 AM

Kegmama did not know it yet, but she had just made a lifelong enemy, in the shape of Hip Priest.

PAULYBEE2656 · 08.26.2006, 04:43 AM

hip priest kept on mumbling unpleasentries in the direction of kegmama , silently in his head he wished he never got out of the bad this morning, it turned cold again.

alyasa · 08.26.2006, 07:50 AM

The sky darkened and turned black and gloomy; Mark E. Smith started to sing, "White collar hits motorway services/It's the hip priest."

PAULYBEE2656 · 08.26.2006, 08:38 AM

he fell over

alyasa · 08.26.2006, 09:43 AM

Everyone turned to watch as Mark E. Smith, singer of such classics as The Classical, fell over onto the pavement.

Hip Priest · 08.26.2006, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicl

Kegmama did not know it yet, but she had just made a lifelong enemy, in the shape of Hip Priest.

This is distressing news, so I'm going to talk about buses again!

Another bus came round the corner and, not expecting the earlier one to be there, crashed into the back of it.

no value · 08.26.2006, 01:19 PM

"Oi, what's all this then?" cried the bus driver of the latter bus.

static-harmony · 08.26.2006, 01:56 PM

Then zombies started coming out of the bus.

Inhuman · 08.26.2006, 02:05 PM

The zombies found their comfort zone to be the first bus, and scattered across the pavement and through a broken pane of glass

Cantankerous · 08.26.2006, 02:09 PM

Suddenly, Cantankerous began to projectile vomit all over Mark E. Smith.

k-krack · 08.26.2006, 02:24 PM

Mark E. Smith had had just about enough of this, and grabbed his son, k-krack, and ran all the way to his suburban home.

RdTv · 08.26.2006, 02:40 PM

''All of this because Kim Gordon burned some toast'' thought Mark E Smith

k-krack · 08.26.2006, 02:41 PM

Getting back to Kim again, in her neighbourhood, a notorious bankrobber was on the loose, and decided he would switch up his gameplan, and rob some houses.

Hip Priest · 08.26.2006, 07:07 PM

Little did the bankrobber/burglar was being followed by Scotland Yard's new rising star, His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles.

static-harmony · 08.26.2006, 10:12 PM

Then Prince Charles Fell to his face, and was forever disfigured.

k-krack · 08.26.2006, 10:15 PM

No one really cared, everyone thought Charles was a dick, and he should be punished, in this case, a disfigured face.

alyasa · 08.27.2006, 01:44 AM

Scotland Yard was appalled at the news of their rising star's disfigurement and decided to send out their second best dick, the young and up-coming Obi Wan Kenobi.

static-harmony · 08.27.2006, 01:47 AM

But Prince Harry was mad, so he and Obi Wan Kenobi started a english duel.

08.26.2006, 12:46 AM	#301
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"That's not a clown," cried Kegmama, "That's the singer from Arctic Monkeys, run the fucker down!"
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08.26.2006, 01:18 AM	#302
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Little did she realize, in her drunken haze, that she had actually run over, and killed Richard D. James!!! __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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08.26.2006, 01:25 AM	#303
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Kegmama did not know it yet, but she had just made a lifelong enemy, in the shape of Hip Priest.
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08.26.2006, 04:43 AM	#304
PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	hip priest kept on mumbling unpleasentries in the direction of kegmama , silently in his head he wished he never got out of the bad this morning, it turned cold again. __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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08.26.2006, 07:50 AM	#305
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	The sky darkened and turned black and gloomy; Mark E. Smith started to sing, "White collar hits motorway services/It's the hip priest." __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.26.2006, 08:38 AM	#306
PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	he fell over __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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08.26.2006, 09:43 AM	#307
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Everyone turned to watch as Mark E. Smith, singer of such classics as The Classical, fell over onto the pavement. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.26.2006, 01:19 PM	#309
no value empty page Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: trash can Posts: 15	"Oi, what's all this then?" cried the bus driver of the latter bus.
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08.26.2006, 01:56 PM	#310
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Then zombies started coming out of the bus. __________________
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08.26.2006, 02:05 PM	#311
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	The zombies found their comfort zone to be the first bus, and scattered across the pavement and through a broken pane of glass __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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08.26.2006, 02:09 PM	#312
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	Suddenly, Cantankerous began to projectile vomit all over Mark E. Smith. __________________ RETIRED
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08.26.2006, 02:24 PM	#313
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Mark E. Smith had had just about enough of this, and grabbed his son, k-krack, and ran all the way to his suburban home. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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08.26.2006, 02:40 PM	#314
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	''All of this because Kim Gordon burned some toast'' thought Mark E Smith
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08.26.2006, 02:41 PM	#315
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Getting back to Kim again, in her neighbourhood, a notorious bankrobber was on the loose, and decided he would switch up his gameplan, and rob some houses. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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08.26.2006, 07:07 PM	#316
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Little did the bankrobber/burglar was being followed by Scotland Yard's new rising star, His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.26.2006, 10:12 PM	#317
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Then Prince Charles Fell to his face, and was forever disfigured. __________________
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08.26.2006, 10:15 PM	#318
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	No one really cared, everyone thought Charles was a dick, and he should be punished, in this case, a disfigured face. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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08.27.2006, 01:44 AM	#319
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Scotland Yard was appalled at the news of their rising star's disfigurement and decided to send out their second best dick, the young and up-coming Obi Wan Kenobi. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.27.2006, 01:47 AM	#320
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	But Prince Harry was mad, so he and Obi Wan Kenobi started a english duel. __________________
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