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davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Shoot those artfags, we don't need any more whining hipsters.

i think most of them even fail at being hipsters. we didn't even get an urban outfitters until this year. [not a joke].

chicka · 11.12.2009, 02:04 PM

I'd tell you both to grow the fuck up except I do find it rather funny to read threats hurled into the outer limits..

atsonicpark · 11.12.2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

C. Atsonicpark will cut his dick off, put it in his mouth, then have someone videotape him being punched in the stomach and a dick flying out of his mouth as result...and call it art.

THIS.

cool that'll be in my next film, thanks

static-harmony · 11.12.2009, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

i think most of them even fail at being hipsters. we didn't even get an urban outfitters until this year. [not a joke].

HAHA, where the hell do you live where you are a decade behind?

DeadDiscoDildo · 11.12.2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

cool that'll be in my next film, thanks

You're welcome! :-)

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

HAHA, where the hell do you live where you are a decade behind?

2 and a half hours southeast of swa(y) city

static-harmony · 11.12.2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

2 and a half hours southeast of swa(y) city

No wonder. well it sucks for you. You have two decades of hipsterdom.

wellcharge · 11.12.2009, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

swa(y) is quite often a sensitive little bitch who deserves to be messed with. i doubt it'd be more fun in real life because for some reason i imagine him making this nasally whiny breathe-y sound when he gets upset.

lol

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.12.2009, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

using your hand, reach down past your navel, and locate your penis [don't worry adam, you don't have to stroke it].

once you have located it [assuming it is still there] , push it to one side or the other [the option, and the power, is yours].

and once you have done that, feel the area behind the penis. you should feel a membranous sac-like object. and that object should contain two spherical objects within it. like a small plastic bag holds two boiled peanuts.

just double check that it is there, and then go on with your day.

this message brought to you by davenotdead. a guy who is coherent and not pussy-whipped.

yr welcome

good post

There are some people I'd like to see go more than 2-3 months without a woman.

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 04:34 PM

actually, for her standards, satanlily has been a pussy bitch the past few months too.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 11.12.2009, 05:01 PM

of course there are also people who'd like to see me go more than 2-3 months with a girlfriend.

pbradley · 11.12.2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

somehow my friend's band played at like the main all ages basement/place in the downtown area. so many high school girls in slutty disney princess outfits. jeebus. i had to get out of there.

* davenotdead had to get out of there because there were girls in revealing clothing

Dr. Eugene Felikson · 11.12.2009, 05:08 PM

Where exactly are these ovoids supposed to be again?

I can't seem to find 'em.

davenotdead · 11.12.2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

* davenotdead had to get out of there because there were girls in revealing clothing

yr quality's been lacking lately [or maybe i had a glorified notion of you in my memory].

but yeah, i find underage girls pretty attractive. had to get out of there before i got drunk enough to hit on one of them [ i ended up at a house party with legal girls wearing even sluttier outfits if you were wondering]

static-harmony · 11.12.2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

yr quality's been lacking lately [or maybe i had a glorified notion of you in my memory].

but yeah, i find underage girls pretty attractive. had to get out of there before i got drunk enough to hit on one of them [ i ended up at a house party with legal girls wearing even sluttier outfits if you were wondering]

Slutty outfits for the win.

EVOLghost · 11.12.2009, 09:09 PM

lolwut?

Dead-Air · 11.12.2009, 09:44 PM

Can I petition to get my name removed from the subject and header for this thread? I know I've been whining a bit, but seriously, the bitch stole my bottle of wine and the good corkscrew!

pbradley · 11.12.2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

yr quality's been lacking lately [or maybe i had a glorified notion of you in my memory].

Don't worry, babe, we can get over this together.

Skuj · 11.12.2009, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

using your hand, reach down past your navel, and locate your penis [don't worry adam, you don't have to stroke it].

once you have located it [assuming it is still there] , push it to one side or the other [the option, and the power, is yours].

and once you have done that, feel the area behind the penis. you should feel a membranous sac-like object. and that object should contain two spherical objects within it. like a small plastic bag holds two boiled peanuts.

just double check that it is there, and then go on with your day.

this message brought to you by davenotdead. a guy who is coherent and not pussy-whipped.

yr welcome

a. I don't know what this is about but it sure is funny.

b. Thanks for not mentioning me in the title.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 11.12.2009, 11:09 PM

11.12.2009, 02:04 PM	#42
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	I'd tell you both to grow the fuck up except I do find it rather funny to read threats hurled into the outer limits.. __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	Can I petition to get my name removed from the subject and header for this thread? I know I've been whining a bit, but seriously, the bitch stole my bottle of wine and the good corkscrew! __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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