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Old 10.10.2006, 09:56 AM   #121
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Old 10.10.2006, 09:59 AM   #122
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Hey Pookie,

My sex addiction is driving my relationship to the edge of a meltdown, What kind of things should my boyfriend do to satisfy my needs?

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Old 10.10.2006, 12:53 PM   #123
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Dear Pookie,

Will I ever be able to find my virginity?

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Old 10.10.2006, 02:14 PM   #124
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Pookie,

How are people supposed to cope with life when you don't answer their questions?

If you don't start giving some answers soon I'm gonna invade your ass, and then you'll be sorry.

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Old 10.11.2006, 07:22 AM   #125
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Pookie,

I will, you know. Don't you start thinking that the UN will protect you, 'cos I don't listen to a word they say.

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Old 10.11.2006, 08:10 AM   #126
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Pookie,

Don't be worryin' 'bout' no beef from that playa-hata Bush. I got you back, yo. Keep it real, kna'm'sayin'?

Yours,

Kim Jong-il.
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Old 10.13.2006, 04:31 AM   #127
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Pookie,

This is your final warning. You've had the mild virus, if you don't answer these peoples' questions it's gonna be the real hardcore one.

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George W Bush, esq
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Old 10.13.2006, 04:33 AM   #128
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What kind of things should I buy this X-mas year?

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Old 10.13.2006, 04:34 AM   #129
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If I can no longer see something that once I could see, does it no longer exist?

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Old 10.13.2006, 04:35 AM   #130
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Is the offer still open?
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Old 10.13.2006, 04:37 AM   #131
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Hey Pookie,

My sex addiction is driving my relationship to the edge of a meltdown, What kind of things should my boyfriend do to satisfy my needs?

Sex-ahollic Slurp.

Have him bring some friends to share the load.
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Old 10.13.2006, 04:39 AM   #132
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Will I ever be able to find my virginity?

Loose Goose
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Old 10.13.2006, 04:40 AM   #133
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Pookie,

How are people supposed to cope with life when you don't answer their questions?

If you don't start giving some answers soon I'm gonna invade your ass, and then you'll be sorry.

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Old 10.13.2006, 04:42 AM   #134
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Pookie,

Don't be worryin' 'bout' no beef from that playa-hata Bush. I got you back, yo. Keep it real, kna'm'sayin'?

Yours,

Kim Jong-il.

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Old 10.13.2006, 04:43 AM   #135
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Pookie,

This is your final warning. You've had the mild virus, if you don't answer these peoples' questions it's gonna be the real hardcore one.

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George W Bush, esq

I don't mean to be a stereotypical man about this, but MILD. You should have seen the projectile vomiting.
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Old 10.13.2006, 04:46 AM   #136
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Dear Pookie,
i've been selling me arse since i was 19 but now i find myself tired of this profession and i want to choose a different career.Do you have any advice for me?I can't read,i can't write and i generally don't have much of an interest for anything apart from taking it up the bum.

Kind Regards

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Old 10.13.2006, 04:54 AM   #137
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Dear Pookie,
i've been selling me arse since i was 19 but now i find myself tired of this profession and i want to choose a different career.Do you have any advice for me?I can't read,i can't write and i generally don't have much of an interest for anything apart from taking it up the bum.

Kind Regards

Bunny boy Oh Boy

I think it's important to keep your private and work life separate. If you enjoy the bum action, then don't spoil it by making it into a chore.

Consider a career that will satisfy you but won't encroach onto your leisure pursuits.

I've sent you a few leaflets which should help you when deciding which career would be best for you.

Good luck.
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Old 10.13.2006, 11:31 AM   #138
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Dear Pookie,

I recently discovered that the world is flat. And I've been trying to cope with it. Is there anything I can do to make this easier to cope with?

Thanks
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Old 10.14.2006, 09:47 AM   #139
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Dear Pookie,

I recently discovered that the world is flat. And I've been trying to cope with it. Is there anything I can do to make this easier to cope with?

Thanks
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DON'T go too near the edge.
DON'T attempt to sail round the world.
DON'T tell ANYBODY else what you've discovered.
DON'T handle any sharp implements.
DON'T drink from bottles labelled:
 


DO stay hidden in a cupboard during daylight hours.
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Old 10.14.2006, 09:52 AM   #140
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Dear Pookie,

No-one remembers who I am! What do I do?

Thanks,
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