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Old 08.02.2009, 08:39 PM   #121
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Old 08.02.2009, 08:53 PM   #122
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Old 08.02.2009, 09:09 PM   #123
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well........have you done it yet?


I lubed it up, and began to stick it in, but was quickly told to take it out. Apparently it was too large, and the forced entry was making her nauseous.

Better luck next time, I guess.
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Old 08.02.2009, 09:29 PM   #124
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I lubed it up, and began to stick it in, but was quickly told to take it out. Apparently it was too large, and the forced entry was making her nauseous.

Better luck next time, I guess.

Dude you gotta take it slow. Start with your fingers. Wait until she's nice and relaxed, and then go way SLOW. Once she develops some comfort with it you won't have to approach it with such ease.

I've been with a lady that became so comfortable with it that we didn't even need to use lube anymore. You heard me.

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Old 08.02.2009, 09:36 PM   #125
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Old 08.04.2009, 06:05 PM   #126
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are you kidding??!
Not at all.
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Old 08.04.2009, 06:13 PM   #127
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Old 08.04.2009, 06:13 PM   #128
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She won't be able to taste it if you cum directly in her throat.

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are you kidding??!

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Not at all.

^ace responses. this is more or less true. have it shot rt past the taste buds. and there are things dudes can do to make it taste better. ive also mastered the art of suckn w/a piece of gum in my mouth. then its like minty fresh & shit. play dentist. talk about a deep cleaning. etc.
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Old 08.04.2009, 06:17 PM   #129
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Old 08.04.2009, 06:19 PM   #130
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Old 08.04.2009, 06:22 PM   #131
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not to change the subject but...when my friend had to go to the bathroom he would say he was going to "drop the kids off at the pool".
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Old 08.04.2009, 06:26 PM   #132
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Deep Throat Made Easy

Position is important; you'll want to in position where you can extend and straighten your neck by slightly tilting your head back. This helps line up your throat with your mouth allowing the penis to slide in deep. The best position for beginners is with the receiver lying on his back with the giver lying on the stomach along side. You can prop yourself up on your elbows.

The penis must be lubricated! I can't stress this enough. An erect penis will slide much easier along the tongue and into the throat if it is well lubricated. Once you're in position, slightly tilt your head back and extend the tip of your tongue just past your bottom lip. Flatten the back of your tongue just as you would if a doctor were using a tongue depressor to look in your throat. (Extending your tongue helps flatten the back of your tongue. Force your throat open as you would if you were yawning. (contrary to popular belief, you don't 'relax' your throat muscles to perform deepthroat. Forcing the back of your tongue down and your throat open will counter the gag reflex and create a larger opening for the penis to enter)

Now, take a deep breath and slowly slide the length of the penis into your mouth and along your tongue. When you feel the urge to gag, pause and hold the penis there as long as possible then withdraw it. Repeat this process as many times as you can. Eventually you'll be able to take the penis in deeper and deeper until you can take the entire length of it across your tongue and down your throat

One thing to remember is when you get to the point where the head actually enters the throat, you may feel a little resistance and will need to give a little extra 'push' to get the penis fully in. It may help to use your tongue to pull the penis in deeper. When you reach the point where you feel the gag reflex, pause for a moment, then, without removing the penis from you mouth, extend your tongue out a little further, then pull your tongue back in your mouth, pulling the penis along with it.

You contact lens wearers will no doubt remember the difficulty you had overcoming the involuntary urge to blink the first few times you tried to put in your lenses, but with practice and patience it became very easy to do. The same applies to deep throating! Be patient and practice the technique as often as possible.

After you've learned to take in the entire length, you can begin working on some 'advanced techniques' that will add even more pleasure. Some of these techniques are letting you partner ejaculate with the entire length of his penis in your throat.

If you don't like the taste of cum, this is a great technique because the head of his penis will be well past the taste buds on the back of you tongue when he ejaculates. You'll also be able to perform a 'throat massage' on his penis while it's in your throat.

This technique will drive your partner wild with passion as your throat muscles massage his penis. This is accomplished by actually making a swallowing motion while the entire length of his penis is deep in your throat. You'll also be able to lick his balls while he's in your throat.

If you've never been deepthroated, you're probably wondering what it really feels like. Most men report that they feel a 'pleasurable ring of tightness' around the circumference of the penis just below the head with the most pleasurable sensation focused on the underside of the penis where the head joins the shaft. Remember: lubrication, extend tongue, flatten back of tongue, force throat muscles open, go slow and be patient!

While learning deepthroat, it's better that the giver maintain the 'superior' position, i.e. where the giver controls the depth and frequency of penetration. After you've become very comfortable with taking a penis deep in your throat, you'll be able to accept a more passive roll and let your partner control the depth. An excellent position for this is you lying on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed. Your partner will be able to put his penis in as deeply as he wishes in this position. This position provides an excellent view of your neck and throat for your partner. One of the most exciting visual aspects of deepthroat is your partner can watch your neck and throat expand and bulge as the penis slides in deep.
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Old 08.04.2009, 06:27 PM   #133
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not to change the subject but...when my friend had to go to the bathroom he would say he was going to "drop the kids off at the pool".

ur so silly. what does that have to do w/anything?
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Old 08.04.2009, 06:28 PM   #134
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ugh...my friend calls it "the obama family".

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Old 08.04.2009, 07:31 PM   #135
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to floatingslowly again. RE: The Obamas.

Also, I'm confused as to why we should have children.... so we could raise them to be way into anal? And so you could exploit their love for it?
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Old 09.21.2009, 01:27 AM   #136
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Dude you gotta take it slow. Start with your fingers. Wait until she's nice and relaxed, and then go way SLOW. Once she develops some comfort with it you won't have to approach it with such ease.

I've been with a lady that became so comfortable with it that we didn't even need to use lube anymore. You heard me.

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um hey

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you were right
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Old 09.21.2009, 01:37 AM   #137
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Old 09.21.2009, 01:49 AM   #138
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Old 09.21.2009, 01:55 AM   #139
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