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Old 07.31.2009, 02:18 PM   #41
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can't even get the fatknob in. no dice,.
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Old 07.31.2009, 02:22 PM   #42
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yeah. um. ow. no cocks in my pooper plz.
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Old 07.31.2009, 02:29 PM   #43
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oh, come on. I'm sure that it only hurts going in.

so...that's like 50% hurt.
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Old 07.31.2009, 03:34 PM   #44
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Old 07.31.2009, 04:39 PM   #45
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People really need to relax.
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Old 07.31.2009, 04:54 PM   #46
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Buttsex is great and so are blowjobs. Anyone who disagrees is a prude.


(however, buttjobs are NOT great)
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Old 07.31.2009, 04:58 PM   #47
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Buttsex is great and so are blowjobs. Anyone who disagrees is a prude.

repped for pure truth.
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Old 07.31.2009, 05:47 PM   #48
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People really need to relax.
is that a protip?

does it make it hurt less?

I'm asking for purely scientific purposes, of course.
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Old 07.31.2009, 05:48 PM   #49
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Relaxing pretty much makes everything hurt less.
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Old 07.31.2009, 05:52 PM   #50
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When I got my first pap smear she told me to relax my muscles and that's how I learned not to fart in public without having to clench my ass.
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Old 07.31.2009, 05:55 PM   #51
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When I got my first pap smear she told me to relax my muscles and that's how I learned not to fart in public without having to clench my ass.

yr a fucking amazing poster. do you know that?

it's humbling, really.
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Old 07.31.2009, 05:57 PM   #52
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Well, we now know you can be humbled.
Now if someone could just figure out how to shame you.
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Old 07.31.2009, 06:12 PM   #53
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I feel that I'm able to accomplish that task, on my own, quite nicely.

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Old 07.31.2009, 07:36 PM   #54
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Me saying that blowjobs are fantastic is redundant. But what the fuck is up with dudes on here not being into plowing a lady in the ass? You're fucking missing out, it's pretty god damn heavenly.
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Old 07.31.2009, 09:02 PM   #55
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In porn movies that involve anal sex I swear the chicks butt opening was as huge as the black hole. You could have driven a Mack truck right into it.
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Old 07.31.2009, 09:09 PM   #56
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you can hear it whistling when the wind picks up.

it makes the same sound as when people blow into half empty beer bottles.
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Old 07.31.2009, 09:10 PM   #57
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haha. I'd like to request "God Bless America".
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Old 07.31.2009, 09:40 PM   #58
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I mean, what if they have to go "doody" afterwords? Does it just fall out onto the floor or what? Just curious.
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Old 07.31.2009, 09:43 PM   #59
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Old 07.31.2009, 09:44 PM   #60
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going to the bathroom after buttsex is the most hilarious part of it all.
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