Sexy/ sexless - Page 2

Everyneurotic · 07.04.2008, 10:09 PM

i find some doom to be quite sexy, like electric wizard's "funeralopolis", that's a sexy riff.

but mostly metal is more about other physical activity.

i think both my bands/projects are quite sexy, if rather unconventionally so.

07.07.2008, 03:44 AM

Unless you have an up and running sex life, or, better still, a colourful social life to draw inspiration from you can forget about making records that sound sexy. There are exceptions to this, though.

MellySingsDoom · 07.07.2008, 05:53 AM

Sexy - Francoise Hardy, Scott Walker, Portishead, The Carpenters, The Ting Tings (um.....), My Bloody Valentine, The Birthday Party, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Loop, and Sleep's "Jerusalem" (it has a wooziness about it that it narcotic and seductive). Agree with the calls on T Gristle and Soft Cell.

Sexless - Meat Loaf (sorry Meat, but "Deadringer For Love" is about as sexy as a pile of washing up), Psychic TV (pretty meh musically at the best of times, "Dreams Less Sweet" aside, and I can think of nothing more erection-destroying than looking at Genesis P Orridge's multi-pierced cock), Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" (a song I confess to have never liked, and to me the feeling of the song is more of a wank than a good, sensual screw), UK Bassline/Garage music in general (I don't "get" this type of music personally, but can see why the laydeez are into it), the Nelly-brand of R&B-lite (ugh!), Beck, Primal Scream, Spacemen 3 (really so much more a proper narcotic band - I like 'em a lot, but wouldn't think them as being sexy).

Toilet & Bowels · 07.07.2008, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Spacemen 3

what about their suicide song?

MellySingsDoom · 07.07.2008, 07:23 AM

Hmm, good call, T&B. I hadn't thought of that one. I was thinking more along the lines of "Rollercoaster" and "When Tomorrow Hits" - pure smacked-out reveries.

Pookie · 07.07.2008, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Sexy - ...The Carpenters...

I'm not averse to a bit of Carpenters now and then. But sexy?!?

MellySingsDoom · 07.07.2008, 07:34 AM

Yeah, they make me feel all wanting to get cuddly and touchy and intimate with someone.

Hmm, was that too much information? Probably

greedrex · 07.07.2008, 07:38 AM

Serge Gainsbourg has composed the sexiest music ever.
Melody Nelson is music to fuck to.
er to make love to sorry

Toilet & Bowels · 07.07.2008, 07:59 AM

the last thing i'd want to hear when boning would be some french bastard crooning away

greedrex · 07.07.2008, 08:01 AM

some French bastard crooning away????
what?????????
hey????

yeah you're right.

MellySingsDoom · 07.07.2008, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

the last thing i'd want to hear when boning would be some french bastard crooning away

You must hand out more Sasha Distel LPs and bottles of Cointreau before giving a big plate of Freedom Fries to Toilet & Bowels again.

Everyneurotic · 07.07.2008, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

...and i cant get out of my mind "my"/our(me &best friend) recent joke about thrash metal and sex.

do tell it.

Everyneurotic · 07.07.2008, 10:44 AM

fair enough.

07.07.2008, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

impolite if i dont reply, but its rather sexist-racist-badtaste, especially if i describe it in written.

You're on a forum demonrail666 posts on. At least one person will find the joke funny, so you can't loose.

demonrail666 · 07.07.2008, 11:07 AM

I'm all ears (or I should say eyes). Hang on, before you start, let my slide my swastika arm band on first. Racist jokes always seem funnier when I wear it.

07.07.2008, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

what if the next time i do this joke with my friend, it wont feel the same anymore after telling it here?

it is already changing...................

(i ll tell it. its not fair to waste people's time with that).

you little tease, c'mon.

Everyneurotic · 07.07.2008, 11:14 AM

dino is not amused.

07.07.2008, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

i think we were seeing smth on telly, its not important, but thrash metal was on. the kind, telly plays (i say that, so i wont offend people who are fans!)
and i said, imagine fatgreazymetaldudes raping you (you:in general) in the back of the van.
the thing is that my friend isnt into music as we are. but he can tell/see things.

so whenever we hear some sort of that kind of music on smth telly shows, we do the fucking movement with hands and headbanging at the same time. we dont talk, when we do that, eitherway we laugh hard and are unable to talk. its one of our pantomima (=spell?) jokes.

Where's the punchline?

demonrail666 · 07.07.2008, 11:17 AM

it wasn't racist enough. couldn't you have referred to them as "fatgreazyasianmetaldudes", instead? It would've been funnier.

Everyneurotic · 07.07.2008, 11:18 AM

i guess you had to be there.

07.04.2008, 10:09 PM	#21
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i find some doom to be quite sexy, like electric wizard's "funeralopolis", that's a sexy riff. but mostly metal is more about other physical activity. i think both my bands/projects are quite sexy, if rather unconventionally so. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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07.07.2008, 03:44 AM	#22
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Unless you have an up and running sex life, or, better still, a colourful social life to draw inspiration from you can forget about making records that sound sexy. There are exceptions to this, though.
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07.07.2008, 05:53 AM	#23
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Sexy - Francoise Hardy, Scott Walker, Portishead, The Carpenters, The Ting Tings (um.....), My Bloody Valentine, The Birthday Party, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Loop, and Sleep's "Jerusalem" (it has a wooziness about it that it narcotic and seductive). Agree with the calls on T Gristle and Soft Cell. Sexless - Meat Loaf (sorry Meat, but "Deadringer For Love" is about as sexy as a pile of washing up), Psychic TV (pretty meh musically at the best of times, "Dreams Less Sweet" aside, and I can think of nothing more erection-destroying than looking at Genesis P Orridge's multi-pierced cock), Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" (a song I confess to have never liked, and to me the feeling of the song is more of a wank than a good, sensual screw), UK Bassline/Garage music in general (I don't "get" this type of music personally, but can see why the laydeez are into it), the Nelly-brand of R&B-lite (ugh!), Beck, Primal Scream, Spacemen 3 (really so much more a proper narcotic band - I like 'em a lot, but wouldn't think them as being sexy). __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.07.2008, 07:23 AM	#25
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Hmm, good call, T&B. I hadn't thought of that one. I was thinking more along the lines of "Rollercoaster" and "When Tomorrow Hits" - pure smacked-out reveries. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.07.2008, 07:34 AM	#27
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Yeah, they make me feel all wanting to get cuddly and touchy and intimate with someone. Hmm, was that too much information? Probably __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.07.2008, 07:38 AM	#28
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	Serge Gainsbourg has composed the sexiest music ever. Melody Nelson is music to fuck to. er to make love to sorry __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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07.07.2008, 07:59 AM	#29
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,215	the last thing i'd want to hear when boning would be some french bastard crooning away
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07.07.2008, 08:01 AM	#30
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	some French bastard crooning away???? what????????? hey???? yeah you're right. __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
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07.07.2008, 10:44 AM	#33
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	fair enough. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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07.07.2008, 11:07 AM	#35
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	I'm all ears (or I should say eyes). Hang on, before you start, let my slide my swastika arm band on first. Racist jokes always seem funnier when I wear it.
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07.07.2008, 11:14 AM	#37
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	dino is not amused. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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07.07.2008, 11:17 AM	#39
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,509	it wasn't racist enough. couldn't you have referred to them as "fatgreazyasianmetaldudes", instead? It would've been funnier.
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07.07.2008, 11:18 AM	#40
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i guess you had to be there. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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