[Glice]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

ahhh, anglo-centric.

I do not know Pulp. I have no clue who nanthony & the johnsons are, and I have heard of the pogues, but everyone I know that loves them is a drunk ass pubcrawler loser. ha!

for real though. I had no idea who any of them were.

I remember the happy mondays. used to dig their records.

Oh, crikey. I can see that with Pulp, but I thought Anthony was well-known in alt. circles - he did stuff with Lou Reed on the Raven (as in sang with him, not fucked him) - He's got a very strange falsetto, you might like it. If it means anything at all, he's the most surprising person in the NME list, given that he's very, very gay and a bit cabaret and quite touching and grown up.

I am a drunk ass pubcrawler - I would say the Pogues are infinitely better than the dropkick murphys, which is the closest America comes (which isn't that close).

And you really should check out Pulp's his n hers, it's one of the greatest guitar albums of the 90's.

[krastian]

Originally Posted by Glice

26. Dave Grohl - Is a drummer. What kind of a world encourages people to think drummers are cool?

God damn you Glice!!!

[Glice]

Originally Posted by krastian

God damn you Glice!!!

Only a drummer would pick up on that alone from my list. :P

[krastian]

Well yeah

[HaydenAsche]

Originally Posted by Glice

'Pretentious'? On a fucking Sonic Youth message board? Irony, anyone?

[who loves ya baby?]

Irony is fun sometimes.

[Everyneurotic]

my ass is a bigger god.

[krastian]

^Pictures please.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by krastian

^Pictures please.

my ass is not for mortal eyes to see. one most first be one with his/her mind, body and soul to enter the realms of the presence of my ass.

[Everyneurotic]

this thread has the perfect combination of the retarded self righteousness of moronic statements and great placed hilarious one liners (or one picturers)

[krastian]

Ok, I'll get back to you once I become a vampire. *Crosses fingers

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Glice

Oh, crikey. I can see that with Pulp, but I thought Anthony was well-known in alt. circles - he did stuff with Lou Reed on the Raven (as in sang with him, not fucked him) - He's got a very strange falsetto, you might like it. If it means anything at all, he's the most surprising person in the NME list, given that he's very, very gay and a bit cabaret and quite touching and grown up.

I am a drunk ass pubcrawler - I would say the Pogues are infinitely better than the dropkick murphys, which is the closest America comes (which isn't that close).

And you really should check out Pulp's his n hers, it's one of the greatest guitar albums of the 90's.

Amen

[porkmarras]

1. Kurt Cobain - he is dead. JImi Hendrix is dead too. so is John Lennon.Get over it.
2. Pete Doherty - And the Music Sir?
3. Morrissey - i like him but he should go out more and he'll notice that not everyone is a cunt
4. Liam Gallagher - Whatever
5. Carl Barat - Nice bloke.Am i bothered?
6. Thom Yorke - too scared to finally leave the guitar world and dive into full time
experimentalist mode.Politics are your passion?Why the fuck do you not become a politician then?We wont have to listen to all the casio keyboard embellishments that you shit on top of your heartfelt rock pomp
7. Noel Gallagher - Bothered?
8. David Bowie - used to be good.Aeons ago.HE is the dead now
9. Ian Brown - bothered?
10. Ian Curtis - rock god, sure,dead now.Let's move on
11. Richey Edwards - i heve heard of him.....but i have never heard him play a decent note
12. Jack White - Whatever.Bothered?
13. Joe Strummer - Mike and the Mechanics anyone?
14. Matt Bellamy - simply.....wrong
15. Axl Rose - Some good tunes on the first album.Too little though to qualify as rock god
16. Bob Dylan - definitely....maybe
17. Julian Casablancas - if nme say so,i believe them
18. John Lennon - no
19. Elliott Smith - i like some of his stuff,but rock god?What the fuck?
20. Alex Kapranos - yawn
21. David Gedge - yawn
22. Jimi Hendrix - definite rock GOD. should be number 1.And i want a plaster model of his cock on my mantlepiece if it is not too much to ask
23. Billy Corgan - some good stuff here and there.Too little too late.Oh and fuck tha silly bald goth look
24. Bono - Don't get me started
25. Alex Turner - Tv series shameless awaits ideas for scripts from you.Music wants nothing to do with you Sir
26. Dave Grohl - Yawn
27. Johnny Marr - I used to really like you.A long,long time ago
28. Courtney Love -Some nice songs every now and then.Quality checks should be carried out by the experts though.
29. Jarvis Cocker - I'll be unfair to everyone else and say that even if this man will put out a single note didgeridoo(i think that is how you spell it)album,i'll still drink from the same water fountain as he
30. Johnny Rotten - he is the rock anti-christ.Ok.Funny though as they say the same thing when describing Marilyn Manson?
31. Marc Bolan - Fuck you all.Marc rocked the boogie woogie
32. Neil Young - I used to go to sleep with you on as a kid(on the stereo that is)
33. Kim Deal - Some goodness here and there.Some Consistency would be nice as your mum would probably say
34. Shaun Ryder - I'd rather do drugs with you than share rehearsal space
35. Antony Hegarty - peach
36. Syd Barrett - peach.Rotten peach
37. Elvis Presley - You mean nothing to me
38. Billie Joe Armstrong -eh?Eh?
39. Marvin Gaye - Yes.Approved
40. Brian Wilson - Yawn
41. Paul McCartney - Yawn Yawn
42. Bruce Springsteen - Yawn Yawn Yawn
43. Frank Black - Freedom Rock God
44. Iggy Pop -Oh please, dear uncle Iggy!You used to look nothing short of amazing without your shirt on.But now you are 367 years old and there isnt a need to see your mummified torso anymore
45. Jimmy Page - rock god.rock not
46. Johnny Cash - rock or not rock.He is a god!
47. Keith Richards - How emabarassing
48. Patti Smith - Goddess for sure.Not when she goes into fifth form poetess mode
49. Prince - rock/funk ex-god.
50. Shane MacGowan - Sometimes a god(remember our encounter at the Garage that night Shane?Of course you don't pisshead) sometimes a gob

[alyasa]

Where's King Buzzo? And Thurston & Lee?

[PunkerViolence]

Originally Posted by krastian

I stopped reading after number 2.

hehe, i got to #6