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06.22.2011, 11:04 AM
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the end of the ugly
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Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA
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... your bf/gf, did that convinced you that this person was
"The One" ??? Re: My Dave: When there was a turtle crossing the road and he pulled over, got out of the truck and carried it to the other side of the road. That fuckin nailed it. I KNEW. That was 14 yrs. ago! |
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06.22.2011, 11:24 AM
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invito al cielo
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You're fucking a turtle?
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06.22.2011, 11:37 AM
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invito al cielo
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while ranting about the less-than-stellar minds of human scientists, I mistyped Stephen Hawking as Hawkin.
she corrected me. <999 |
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06.22.2011, 12:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cybatraz!
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When my girlfriend looked me in the eye as she stabbed me.
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06.22.2011, 12:53 PM
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When I found myself having to hide sharp knives from him, I suppose.
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06.22.2011, 10:18 PM
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expwy. to yr skull
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I sometimes take a while to eat, and people have complained.
On our second date, I was halfway through my meal (which I ended up taking with me) and she had been done with hers for a little bit. I said I was sorry for taking so long to get done. She said she wasn't judging me, and that I could take one bite an hour and she would still sit there. God, I love/miss her so much.... 
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06.24.2011, 12:51 AM
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when she swallowed
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06.24.2011, 01:15 AM
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^ she;s a keeper.
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06.24.2011, 01:52 AM
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i would pay per view for that shit.
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06.24.2011, 08:09 AM
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Touche Turtle? |
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