Youth and Idiocy - Page 3

Aaaadrpk · 09.17.2009, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by static-harmony

Those must be asians sword-fighting.

thaks, now i'm 100% sure that i go have a nice and beatiful dreams with taht shit image..et fingers..

Rob Instigator · 09.17.2009, 09:09 AM

My bro told me that the girl who was asking about the ten guys fucking her and her pussy shrinking back to normal, was a gang girl and that was her initiation into the gang, to have a train of ten dudes fuck her. she was 13.

horrible.

floatingslowly · 09.17.2009, 09:14 AM

I seriously hate this planet and everything on it.

ploesj · 09.17.2009, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

My bro told me that the girl who was asking about the ten guys fucking her and her pussy shrinking back to normal, was a gang girl and that was her initiation into the gang, to have a train of ten dudes fuck her. she was 13.

horrible.

whaaaa...

fuck.

chicka · 09.17.2009, 09:33 AM

having never had the talk with my parents I ending up loosing my virginity a bit later than most due to lack of knowledge. I made sure to have talks with my boy when he was 12/13. I left my girls up to my wife to handle.

Rob Instigator · 09.17.2009, 09:33 AM

My bro has had some crazy healthcare sector jobs. he used to go with a team of medical people to various shooting galleries and squats and whorehouses and shelters around Houston to provide AIDS tests free of charge, and he said it was some scary shit. they had special badges that would help the police identify them because the places they would go were raided often, and cops would arrest them as well.
it really freaked him out for a while.

makes my office job look like boring ass In Utero to his Bleach.

EVOLghost · 09.17.2009, 09:39 AM

gtfo with In Utero being boring

infinitemusic · 09.17.2009, 02:23 PM

More like Nevermind to In Utero and/or Bleach

Rob Instigator · 09.17.2009, 02:34 PM

either way!

Anngella · 09.17.2009, 03:06 PM

I'm happy to say that the sex ed programs at my school were pretty informative. Also my mom always answered any questions I had (which I had a lot of at an early age) -but we never really had an official "Talk."

Zombie Robot · 09.17.2009, 03:15 PM

cosmo had an article not too long ago that had some great ones-

" When you want to spice things up and have little toys to play with, what should you do if you accidentally break the toy while it's inside of you? For example, a carrot...." -Caroline

" Is it possible for cum to travel through clothing?" -Becky

" My uterus faces backwards. Does this mean my G-spot is in a different place?" -Jill

stupid bitches.

king_buzzo · 09.17.2009, 03:18 PM

that's fucking hillarious.

notyourfiend · 09.17.2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

" Is it possible for cum to travel through clothing?" -Becky

stupid bitches.

Actually, right after I first lost my virginity, I got really paranoid that the dude's semen would travel through the sheets as we slept naked together in bed. I knew it was illogical, but at the same time I was absolutely petrified that i somehow fucked up and would get pregnant.

terriblecanyons · 09.17.2009, 03:23 PM

WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA LEARN
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED

ploesj · 09.17.2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

Actually, right after I first lost my virginity, I got really paranoid that the dude's semen would travel through the sheets as we slept naked together in bed. I knew it was illogical, but at the same time I was absolutely petrified that i somehow fucked up and would get pregnant.

you'd have to be the most fertile person on the planet, but i can understand you were scared

notyourfiend · 09.17.2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA LEARN
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED

let's go back to Aristotle:

sperm is full of SOUL
the women is the incubator
if she keeps the sperm warm/safe enough it becomes a fully developed human being - aka a man who gave produce more soul
if her uterus fails to incubate, the baby is an incomplete human - aka a woman!

and now the church!!!!!
spermy soul was granted by god!
you don't want to waste potential soul!!!!!!!!

ploesj · 09.17.2009, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by notyourfiend

let's go back to Aristotle:

sperm is full of SOUL
the women is the incubator
if she keeps the sperm warm/safe enough it becomes a fully developed human being - aka a man who gave produce more soul
if her uterus fails to incubate, the baby is an incomplete human - aka a woman!

and now the church!!!!!
spermy soul was granted by god!
you don't want to waste potential soul!!!!!!!!

sounds like a woman is a brooding machine!

chicken à volonté.

edit: woah i made it to invito al cielo.

Zombie Robot · 09.17.2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA LEARN
EVERY SPERM IS SACRED

i luv monty python!

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 09.17.2009, 07:39 PM

I would just like to say that this is fucked up! michael J fox is cool, leave him alone you bastards! low blow

SonikJesus · 09.18.2009, 02:09 AM

most of those r probably just jokes. I remember those times in elementary school. kids would ask stupid questions just for laughs.

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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	My bro told me that the girl who was asking about the ten guys fucking her and her pussy shrinking back to normal, was a gang girl and that was her initiation into the gang, to have a train of ten dudes fuck her. she was 13. horrible. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.17.2009, 09:14 AM	#43
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I seriously hate this planet and everything on it.
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09.17.2009, 09:33 AM	#45
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	having never had the talk with my parents I ending up loosing my virginity a bit later than most due to lack of knowledge. I made sure to have talks with my boy when he was 12/13. I left my girls up to my wife to handle. __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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09.17.2009, 09:33 AM	#46
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	My bro has had some crazy healthcare sector jobs. he used to go with a team of medical people to various shooting galleries and squats and whorehouses and shelters around Houston to provide AIDS tests free of charge, and he said it was some scary shit. they had special badges that would help the police identify them because the places they would go were raided often, and cops would arrest them as well. it really freaked him out for a while. makes my office job look like boring ass In Utero to his Bleach. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.17.2009, 09:39 AM	#47
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	gtfo with In Utero being boring
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09.17.2009, 02:23 PM	#48
infinitemusic the destroyed room Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 569	More like Nevermind to In Utero and/or Bleach
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09.17.2009, 02:34 PM	#49
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,930	either way! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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09.17.2009, 03:06 PM	#50
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	I'm happy to say that the sex ed programs at my school were pretty informative. Also my mom always answered any questions I had (which I had a lot of at an early age) -but we never really had an official "Talk." __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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09.17.2009, 03:15 PM	#51
Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	cosmo had an article not too long ago that had some great ones- " When you want to spice things up and have little toys to play with, what should you do if you accidentally break the toy while it's inside of you? For example, a carrot...." -Caroline " Is it possible for cum to travel through clothing?" -Becky " My uterus faces backwards. Does this mean my G-spot is in a different place?" -Jill stupid bitches. __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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09.17.2009, 03:18 PM	#52
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	that's fucking hillarious.
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09.17.2009, 03:23 PM	#54
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA LEARN EVERY SPERM IS SACRED
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09.17.2009, 07:39 PM	#59
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	I would just like to say that this is fucked up! michael J fox is cool, leave him alone you bastards! low blow __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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09.18.2009, 02:09 AM	#60
SonikJesus the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,006	most of those r probably just jokes. I remember those times in elementary school. kids would ask stupid questions just for laughs.
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