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View Poll Results: What's your favourite fictional Beer.
Duff, from the Simpsons 8 33.33%
A dark Ale that doesn't give you the squits 2 8.33%
A lager that doesn't make you leary. 2 8.33%
An English lager that doesn't give you a headache before you're drunk 1 4.17%
A lager that's suitable for a real man. 1 4.17%
Beer with lime/ lemon in that doesn't make you feel 'a bit like a queer'. 1 4.17%
One you can drink on a regular basis without turning out like a blimp 2 8.33%
A good real ale that CAMRA doesn't wolf before I get a chance to try. 0 0%
Fudd, from the Simpsons 2 8.33%
Other - tell me more of your favourite fictional beer. 5 20.83%
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Old 03.24.2006, 03:14 PM   #1
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Well?
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Old 03.24.2006, 03:15 PM   #2
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duff of course.


edit: ok, i hadn't even seen this was a poll thread.
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Old 03.24.2006, 03:16 PM   #3
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Now that I've thought about it, I can't choose between Duff and Newton & Ridley.
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Old 03.24.2006, 03:19 PM   #4
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Ha....I knew it. I was seeing the same thing.
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Old 03.24.2006, 04:08 PM   #5
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my choice is skittlebrau, from the simpsons, you know:

homer: apu, i'm feeling sad, do you have one of those beers with candies floating in it. skittlebrau!
apu: mr simpson, that product doesn't exist, i think you are losing your mind
homer: aw, ok...so just give me a six pack and a bag of skittles

also, duff isn't fictional, i have a can of it
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Old 03.24.2006, 04:11 PM   #6
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Okay, I've decided. Newton and Ridley it is.
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Old 03.24.2006, 05:20 PM   #7
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I was going to sat pan-galactic-gargle-blaster, but iy probably wasn't a beer, so I'll go for an English lager that has taste, like the Czech ones do.

Real ale is lovely. No problems with it whatsoever.
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Old 03.24.2006, 08:43 PM   #8
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I chose Duff.

You are really fucking particular about your beer.

I've never felt "queer" from drinking a beer with a lemon in it. Then again I'm perfectly comfortable with my sexuality. Ever had Franziskaner?

Hooegarten is a lager for a real man.
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Old 03.24.2006, 08:44 PM   #9
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i've never understood why drinking somethign that tastes good immediately makes you gay.
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Old 03.24.2006, 08:45 PM   #10
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duff for sure.
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Old 03.25.2006, 01:49 AM   #11
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Hooegarten is a lager for a real man.

Hooegarten is a beer for people who like their beer to taste of fruit.
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Old 03.25.2006, 01:54 AM   #12
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Get out of my fucking head! I was actually thinking about posting this topic from seeing "beer" instead of "bear" at first glance. Good post though, one that's suitable for a real man. I'm canadian, I like it strong
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Old 03.25.2006, 02:12 AM   #13
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duff would be great
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Old 03.25.2006, 02:30 AM   #14
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Old 03.25.2006, 03:57 AM   #15
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Fudd... definitely Fudd.
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Old 03.25.2006, 05:16 AM   #16
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its gotta be pabst blue robot...



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Old 03.25.2006, 08:26 PM   #17
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Hooegartens a lager that doesn't taste like piss. It doesn't taste very fruity to me, just smooth and light yet flavorful.
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Haha, beer with lemon/lime.
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Old 03.26.2006, 07:21 AM   #19
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Hoegaarden is ace. I know plenty of men, real mean, some of whom happen to have boyfriends, who think it's really, really wrong (that is, bad gay) to drink beer with a bit of fruit in it.
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Old 03.26.2006, 07:31 AM   #20
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I avoided opening this thread for ages due to laziness but all the time I read it as "your favourite fictional Bear". That's the next poll sorted I think.
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