[The Soup Nazi]

This is fuckin' priceless. From Joyful Noise:

ANAL TRUMP - The First 100 Songs

 

Greetings. Just in time for Election Day, we would like to present to you the debut LP from the notorious grind-duo, Anal Trump.

Who is Anal Trump? The true identities of Rob and Travis Trump remain shrouded in mystery. Are they the unwanted bastard children of the Philanderer-in-Chief? Regular citizens transformed into angry mutants by the deluge of toxic waste spewing from the 45th President’s mouth? Or simply two dudes from high-profile San Diego musical acts who decided to pay tribute to grindcore pioneers Anal Cunt through the words of a man who embodies that band’s name? Whatever the origin of these mystery men, they found only one way to deal with the insanity happening in the political world: they became Anal Trump.

Anal Trump come from a rich tradition of politically-motivated extreme music. Anal Cunt (commonly known as A.C. and AxCx), formed by the late Seth Putnam in 1988, pushed the boundaries of good taste and succeeded in horrifying parents everywhere with song titles like "Hitler was a Sensitive Man," "I Lit Your Baby on Fire," and "Recycling is Gay." But Anal Trump have one distinct advantage over Seth Putnam’s trailblazing act: whereas Putnam and his collaborators had to come up with their own sleazy subject matter, Rob and Travis have a ready-made supply of parent-offending quotes straight from the Oval Office.

The First 100 Songs is Anal Trump's entire recorded output to date, which includes eight distinct EPs (three are yet unreleased), and features songs such as "Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3", "Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents", and "Rational Discourse is Gay".

Rob and Travis Trump aren’t gonna fill your ears with talk of universal healthcare or equal voting rights or any of that socialist stuff -- although they donated 100% of the proceeds from their EPs to non-profit organizations like the ACLU and Planned Parenthood. They just want to point out that the most powerful man in the world is a hate-mongering clown, using shrieks and micro-riffs as their chosen vehicle.

Pressed on Screen-Printed "Drain The Swamp" Green Vinyl, CD, and Digital; 'The First 100 Songs' is out on Election Day (Nov 6), and is now available for pre-order.

 

Tracklist:

1. You Gotta Treat Em Like Shit
2. PTSD Is Gay
3. Some Mexicans Aren't Rapists
4. I Like The Soldiers Who DON'T Get Captured
5. My Daughter Is A Piece Of Ass
6. Poor People Are Too Stupid To Get A Loan From Their Parents
7. There's My African American!
8. Blood Coming Out Of Her Wherever
9. Mexican Judges Don't Count
10. Journalism Is Gay
11. I'd Date My Daughter
12. Grab Em By The Pussy
13. Take His Coat
14. Breast Feeding Is Gay
15. Ted Nugent Is Cool
16. Dave Mustaine Is Cool
17. Trump Tower Has The Best Taco Bowl
18. Poll Watcher
19. Some Things Saddam Hussein Did Well
20. Changing Diapers Is Gay
21. Build That Wall
22. Alex Jones Is Smart
23. I'm In Astonishingly Excellent Health
24. Stay In Your Pens
25. 911 Was Inconvenient For Me, Personally
26. Make America Great Again
27. Nobody Respects Women More Than Me
28. Harriet Tubman Is, Like, A 3
29. I Demand An Apology!
30. That Makes Me Smart!
31. Mammograms Are Gay
32. Nasty Woman
33. Before I Proceed, I'd Like To Hear The Other Side Of The Argument Against Cervical Cancer
34. Flip Your Panties
35. The Fat Picture
36. If I Don't Respect Women, Then How Come I Own A Beauty Pageant?
37. Some Of My Best Friends Know Some Woman That They Still Have Yet To Sexualize
38. The Trump Rule
39. Working Wives
40. Whom I'd Sleep With 2000 (In Order)
41. Take The Hebe Outta Holocaust
42. The Old State Department Library
43. Christian Discount
44. Race Detector
45. Anne Frank Memorial Bagel Chips
46. Let's See Some I.D.
47. If It's Alright With Putin
48. The ACLU Is Gay!
49. Nuclear Football Photo-Op
50. Does This Cross Make Me Look Fat?
51. Sick People Are Gay
52. For All My Friends!!!
53. Asking For It?
54. Victory Lap
55. Old People Are Gay
56. The Jobs You'll Get
57. It's My Hat Now!
58. Can You Believe It?
59. Riot Receipt
60. Kill The Poor, Then Fuck The Poor, Then Bill Their Families
61. Make America Say Merry Christmas Again!
62. Baby, It's Cold Outside
63. Jingle Pence
64. It's Always A White Christmas For Jeff Sessions
65. The Bible Is My Favorite Book
66. Santa Is Real, But Climate Change Is A Hoax
67. Is Alex Jones Doing Sandy Hook Clause Again This Year?
68. Where's My Parade?
69. Tic Tacs And Mistletoe
70. Carol Of The Pence
71. My Cabinet Is Nuanced As Shit
72. Normalize It!
73. I Only Like The Prequels
74. Where's My Apology?
75. What's A Few Dead Kids Between Business Partners?
76. I Alone Can Fix It
77. The "Southern White House" IS Totally A Thing!
78. Can't Get To Heaven Fast Enough
79. Melanie (A Love Song)
80. Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs While Droppin' Bombs
81. Faith Initiative
82. Biblically Qualified
83. A Soft Sensuality
84. Potty Law!
85. A Widow's Applause (Delicious)
86. Checks/Balances/Gay
87. It's Just Business
88. Can A Brother Get An RT?
89. The Hand Shake
90. See Sex Tape
91. Autocorrect Is Gay
92. Unpresidented
93. Renewable Resources Are Gay
94. "Experts"
95. Computers Are Stupid
96. Rational Discourse Is Gay
97. Last Night In Sweden
98. Human Checkers
99. The President Of Australia Is Gay
100. I'm Like A Smart Person

[ilduclo]

Ha,thanks!

[Nevermind]

you saying any of those things are worse than Podesta's pedophilia?

[The Soup Nazi]

THERE IS NO PODESTA PEDOPHILIA YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU BRAIN-DEAD MAGA FUCKOS KILL YOURSELF ASAP. Ahem.

 

[Nevermind]

Google Image search: "tony podesta art"

 

but yeah, none of those images could possibly mean their pedophiles or anything...

[The Soup Nazi]

Yeah, no, Google search results are always accurate like that...

 

Wait — why haven't I blocked this mook yet? Bye-bye.

[Bytor Peltor]

Originally Posted by ilduclo

“The stench of this will never come off the Republicans.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYVtKRO8a9s

Originally Posted by ilduclo

The killer at the heart of Trump's racist ad was set free—by Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio

The real story of the killer at the start of Trump’s ad is that he was deported under Clinton and returned under Bush. And that Joe Arpaio had a chance to deport him, but was too busy making people wear pink jump suits and march around in the sun to deal with a repeat offender.

Is this really what DEMS are pinning their hopes on?

Stench?

Why should it matter the political persuasion of who was in office when:
A) entered illegally
B) deported
C) entered illegally
D) deported
E) entered illegally and kills two cops

The above is just on example. The fact that Democrats and Republicans NEVER DID ANYTHING ABOUT IT is the very reason Donald Trump is our President.

The stench is from Democrats and Republicans leaving a Southern Boarder unprotected. NO - not the Southern Boarder you see on the news where ICE is fighting the good fight......the holes, gaps and underground tunnel systems that contribute to drug smuggling, sex trafficking and muslims/ISIS members and other terrorist to enter illegally.

That was a huge campaign promise in 2016 and many hope it gets kept!

[ilduclo]

pick up the pieces Tues

[Nevermind]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3ir0GY5Mr0

[ilduclo]

Russian bot fly

 

[The Soup Nazi]

From The Washington Post:

 

U.S. militia groups head to border, stirred by Trump's call to arms
Local landowners are worried, and U.S. military planners see potential dangers in the armed groups.

[The Soup Nazi]

Fareed Zakaria's latest column, well worth reading even if we already know this stuff:

"Republicans are now squarely the party of McCarthy, and until that cancer is excised, they should not be entrusted with power."

THE GOP HAS BECOME THE PARTY OF FAKE NEWS AND PARANOID FANTASIES

It is commonplace to hear and read about President Trump's takeover of the Republican Party. And certainly there is lots of evidence that the GOP is animated these days by an unquestioning devotion to Trump and whatever his ideas may be at any given moment. But the problem is that Republicans are now becoming the party not of Trump but of Joseph McCarthy, the Wisconsin senator who in the 1950s accused the State Department of treason, called George Marshall — head of the Army during World War II, later secretary of state and defense — a traitor, and implied that the American government was being secretly run by the Kremlin.

The Republican Party today has become a vast repository of conspiracy theories, fake news, false accusations and paranoid fantasies.

Consider the most recent example. Trump has scared much of the country about a small group of Central Americans, fleeing poverty and violence, who are hoping to come to the U.S. border and apply for asylum. It's perfectly reasonable to oppose letting them in, though it is cruel to demonize them constantly. But Republicans have not been content to oppose granting asylum. They have concocted facts out of thin air and invented conspiracies about who is behind this group of impoverished migrants.

Last week, one of the prominent hosts at Fox News, which is now the Pravda of the Republican Party, suggested that more than 100 Islamic State fighters had been caught "trying to use this caravan." Trump, a devoted Fox News viewer, pounced on that claim, declaring that "unknown Middle Easterners" had joined the caravan. Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) asked whether Democratic donor George Soros was funding this movement.

None of these claims has an iota of truth to it. But they are repeated and reinforced across the country. The notion that Soros is the dark mastermind behind all kinds of movements is now deeply lodged in the Republican Party — so much so that senior party leaders such as House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Calif.) and Sen. Charles E. Grassley of Iowa repeat it almost reflexively. Rep. Steve King (Iowa) has accused Soros of backing a grand scheme to systematically introduce foreigners in order to replace "Americans" — in other words, whites — with "somebody else's babies."

The slurs against Soros are revealing. Let's remember, Soros is one of the most successful businessmen in history, who made his money in as pure a form of capitalism as there is, reading and betting on the market. He has become one of the world's leading philanthropists. His foundation has spent more than $14 billion to date, much of it to support anti-communists and human rights groups, first in Eastern Europe and then around the world. He has funded various liberal ideas as well, from prison reform to the legalization of marijuana, many of which are now in the mainstream.

So why the focus on him? He is not the only big funder of liberal causes and candidates. Soros is not a mysterious figure. He has given countless speeches and interviews and written many books and articles. His Open Society Foundations put all their grants in plain view, on their website. But Soros is a perfect bogeyman for conspiracy theorists. He is rich, powerful, grew up abroad, has a foreign accent and is Jewish.

Republicans are at pains to deny anti-Semitism as a motivation for demonizing Soros, but the problem is it is not just Soros they target. Many Republicans now speak often and openly of the dangers of "globalists" — but for some reason, these "globalists" tend to be Jewish financiers (Lloyd Blankfein, Gary Cohn, Janet Yellen and Soros). Given the ugly historical smears in this regard, one can only conclude that elements of the Republican Party are either clueless about anti-Semitism or actively encouraging it.

It doesn't end there. In his riveting book Fantasyland: How America Went Haywire, Kurt Andersen describes the mountain of conspiracy theories spouted by Republicans these days — about the United Nations, vaccines, gun control and sharia law, among other topics. Based on zero evidence, in an age of science and technology, these ideas are now more widespread than ever before.

America has a history of paranoid politics, infused with the belief that there is some hidden conspiracy to betray the republic. But these forces used to be peripheral, voiced by marginal figures. When they seemed to be growing, as with the John Birch Society in the 1960s, mainstream conservatives such as William F. Buckley publicly and forcefully denounced them. Today senior Republicans emulate them. Trump has given a ringing endorsement to Alex Jones, the country's most influential and extreme conspiracy theorist. "Your reputation is amazing," Trump said in a 2015 interview with Jones. "I will not let you down."

The Republican Party has many good people and good ideas. But none of them matters while it houses and feeds fantasies, conspiracies and paranoia, tinged with racism, bigotry and anti-Semitism. Republicans are now squarely the party of McCarthy, and until that cancer is excised, they should not be entrusted with power.

(c) 2018, Washington Post Writers Group

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opini...=.14b5da4bc328

https://fareedzakaria.com/columns/20...noid-fantasies

[tw2113]

I'm doubtful any midterm elections here will affect anything. But I'm a cynic.

[ilduclo]

" ...ignorance is nearly the opposite of naivety in being a kind of cynicism..." Rebecca Solnit.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by tw2113

I'm doubtful any midterm elections here will affect anything. But I'm a cynic.

massive voter suppression in your state, no?

[ilduclo]

Gab has been back online for a few minutes, and, well:

Gab CEO Andrew Torba posted a new message to users, saying he hoped the users of the site could show the world how wonderful the Gab community is.

“We want to see nothing but positivity, peace and love. It’s time to show the world that we have the best community on the internet,” he said.

The first comment replied: “The jews [sic] will probably be paying for taking this down I’m guessing.”

“It was the jews [sic],” another comment said in the reply.

“Well looks like I’ll have to park the car for a while now that Gab is up. Thanks jews [sic],” said another user with a middle finger emoji.

Kyle, another Gab user, told the community that during the Gab outage he was watching tweets about the site and concluded, “twitter jews [sic] are the scum of the earth and they will never believe in free speech and cant [sic] wait to take it away from all of us.”

[The Soup Nazi]

Very fair and impartial, that Gab thing. All about free speech and shit.

 

[tw2113]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

massive voter suppression in your state, no?

Never had that issue that I'm aware of, but I'm in South Dakota, and I assume we'll still go red for the foreseeable future.

[tw2113]

Ah the continual, ongoing screwing of native americans.

[Skuj]

(Yeah yeah, I can't fuckin' stay away from this car crash....)

Can someone please explain why Native American organizations are very quick to criticize Elizabeth Warren for her actions regarding her ancestry, but it's complete crickets when it comes to Trump and his Pocahontas slur?

And that fucking idiot "Nevermind" a few posts up is the very epitome of people who believe everything that Fox or Breitbart throw at them.....fuck me. It's hard to fathom when you read about it, but when you see it plain as day in this thread, it shocks. I know I shouldn't be shocked anymore, but I am.