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Old 09.22.2006, 08:33 AM   #41
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Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
A: Foreplay.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys.
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Old 09.22.2006, 08:36 AM   #42
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A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master.

"So," says the farmer. "How many sheep were there?"

"40," replies the dog.

"How can there be 40?" exclaims the farmer. "I only bought 38!"

"I know," says the dog. "But I rounded them up."
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Old 09.22.2006, 11:11 AM   #43
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patient: doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains.
doctor: you have cancer.

yo mama is so ugly when she goes to the zoo people mistake her for one of the animals but she is not one of the animals.

what did the ghost eat for christmas dinner?
spooky gateaux.

yo mama gave me a blowjob in the back of her car for a ciggy.

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Old 12.30.2007, 07:40 PM   #44
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Billy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Billy replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
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Old 12.30.2007, 07:43 PM   #45
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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A: A pilot you racist

edit: I see it's been posted already.

FUCKI thoguth I was being original.
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Old 12.30.2007, 07:57 PM   #46
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knock knock....

who's there?!

9-11.

9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
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Old 12.31.2007, 03:08 PM   #47
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gawd. it's funny.
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Old 01.15.2008, 10:33 AM   #48
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Why does Michael Jackson like 24 year olds?



Because there's 20 of them.
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