[summer]

I already came up with the idea of a Metroid game where there are multi-segmented bosses, wherein you must traverse the inner depths of the being's body to do battle against its body organs, thus the only way to kill it is to see its grosssssss insides.

Any other ideas?

[chairman of the bored]

there's this grotesque castle full of ghouls 'n ghosts and when you get hit your armor flies off and you run around with you penis out and an endless supply of of spears to spear said ghouls with. the rivers run red. with blood.

[vulva]

rape simulator

[Count Mecha]

Mario Kart Death Race 2000.

[joe11121]

Originally Posted by summer

I already came up with the idea of a Metroid game where there are multi-segmented bosses, wherein you must traverse the inner depths of the being's body to do battle against its body organs, thus the only way to kill it is to see its grosssssss insides.

Any other ideas?

Samus should be naked as well.

[chairman of the bored]

Originally Posted by joe11121

Samus should be naked as well.

With laser boobs.

[krastian]

They just need to make a Contra game where you blow everybody anyway in the jungle and shit.

[ZEROpumpkins]

They need to make a really dark Mario game. Like with blood and guns. Also Mario powers up by collecting Speed pills and Bowser rapes Peach.

[SYRFox]

I thought Super Smash Bros Melee was a rather dark game. I mean, I almost cried the first time I hit Jigglypuff with a baseball bat

 

 

 

 

^^Î feel what you say. its not always cool to hit your childhood "idols" to near death...

[joe11121]

Originally Posted by chairman of the bored

With laser boobs.

Yes

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by vulva

rape simulator

Totally. The wiimote would work perfectly with a strap-on attachment. And with the new 1-to-1 movement ratio add-on, it'd really move just like your rape tool (i.e. penis) in the game!

[deflinus]

hahah thats fucking hilarious

[floatingslowly]

Wii Post®™™

please make for much enjoy, world first simulate message board!! make yr friend much caca! laughter all the time at other postmaker expenses!!

choices to overcome include: Dark Wizzzard, Necroposter, **_xXEmOcHiLdXx_**, Master Spam, #####7!

argue like king driving enemies to ground!

solid dark fist for extra bonus points.

much extreme.

multiplay internet adapter is pre-required for non solo playtime. solo playtime module with passcode include very much breast vagina penis to be viewed but not shared. envy of yr friend is assured. be first on block. anonymous pleasuretime tingles the senses.

Wii Fit Controller®™™ option for full contact mode.

[Jeremy]

Abe Lincoln's Island:

On a cold night, Mr. President brainstorms an idea to sneak onto the island of Genosha where the slaves are being kept, and must sneak around to slowly free them. Good Ole' Abe will have to use his wits, his canny ability to execute double jumps, and his handgun to successfully find his way around the massive island. Along the way, Abe will meet a few friends (All of whom die along the way), interrogate some unlucky slave leaders (Who Abe snaps the necks of afterwards), and finally have a chilling final boss fight with John Wilkes Booth, who after being defeated swears this won't be the last time him and Lincoln "Make some history, motherfucker!".

If the game is the best selling game of all time (Which I have reason to believe it would be), then there would be a sequel, called "Abe Lincoln's Island II: Time Trap!" in which he much go back in time and over run the reign of Hitler and his Nazi henchmen.

~Jeremy~

[PAULYBEE2656]

they should do a noise hero game....make the loudest unmusical din possible and make the audiences ears bleed......

[floatingslowly]

^^^ you have never heard me sing along to Rock Band, my friend.

[SYRFox]

Guitar Hero included a track by Made In Mexico I think - I heard the band got death threats from Blink 182 fans because of this -, so Noise Hero has, in a sense, happened

[Lurker]

How about a game called 'Get Your Friends into Drugs!'?