while i drink my last two beers this afternoon... - Page 3

knox · 10.02.2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

oh, I'm not hassling you for drinking beer.

in fact, I'd happily buy you another.

and that'd be when i start talking (even more) crap.

sonicpixie · 10.02.2009, 02:43 PM

i dunno, somehow you've made it look cool!

Keeping It Simple · 10.02.2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

i like drinking from the bottle.
i know it hasnt been exposed to germs.
because you know, i just did the dishes.
i hate cans.

whats the matter you dont like my glasses?

Good point.

davenotdead · 10.02.2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

whats the matter you dont like my glasses?

no i do, i just wanted an excuse for another pic

wellcharge · 10.02.2009, 02:46 PM

this thread made me want a beer

knox · 10.02.2009, 02:47 PM

cans freak me out because i keep thinking they were stored somewhere and then they were on a truck or something and then they were stored somewhere else and maybe there would have been rats and they piss and just cleaning it with my shirt filled with holes wouldnt be enough.

wellcharge · 10.02.2009, 02:48 PM

i don't like the shape of bottles.or the word bottle

Keeping It Simple · 10.02.2009, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

cans freak me out because i keep thinking they were stored somewhere and then they were on a truck or something and then they were stored somewhere else and maybe there would have been rats and they piss and just cleaning it with my shirt filled with holes wouldnt be enough.

The beer I buy is usually canned. Might explain why it's cheap.

davenotdead · 10.02.2009, 02:49 PM

rat piss does tend to lower the price of goods

wellcharge · 10.02.2009, 02:51 PM

i knew this guy who worked at a plate warehouse

the plates where brand new, but his job was to take them out the boxes and wash them before shipping

why wash new plates? because rats get in at night and crap in them

he told me almost every plate was rat poo'd

knox · 10.02.2009, 02:53 PM

god all my life ive been worrying about rat piss never rat poo.

but im pretty poor myself so i get cheap beer in cans and just use a glass.

Keeping It Simple · 10.02.2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by wellcharge

i knew this guy who worked at a plate warehouse

the plates where brand new, but his job was to take them out the boxes and wash them before shipping

why wash new plates? because rats get in at night and crap in them

he told me almost every plate was rat poo'd

All the warehouse owners have to do is get hold of a couple of cats. Rat problem solved.

davenotdead · 10.02.2009, 02:55 PM

anyone know of a place online where i can get rat piss in bulk?

i plan on wallking through retail outlets and sprinkling rat piss on items i want to buy at severely discounted prices

knox · 10.02.2009, 02:56 PM

they will still piss and poo before death.

Keeping It Simple · 10.02.2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

they will still piss and poo before death.

Not on the plates they won't.

wellcharge · 10.02.2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

All the warehouse owners have to do is get hold of a couple of cats. Rat problem solved.

rats are dangerous, they're not little and docile like mice, and the amount of rats that can get in to a warehouse would probably easily wipe out a few cats

davenotdead · 10.02.2009, 02:59 PM

rats are bad mfkrs. they eat housepets like cats/dogs/fish/birds for breakfast

Keeping It Simple · 10.02.2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wellcharge

rats are dangerous, they're not little and docile like mice, and the amount of rats that can get in to a warehouse would probably easily wipe out a few cats

Then get hold of a couple of big cats. I can't see the rats surviving for long against a couple of tigers.

knox · 10.02.2009, 03:01 PM

tigers cost a lot of money.

Keeping It Simple · 10.02.2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by knox

tigers cost a lot of money.

That's the price you pay for a rat free warehouse.

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wellcharge expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cold and boring kanada Posts: 1,297	i knew this guy who worked at a plate warehouse the plates where brand new, but his job was to take them out the boxes and wash them before shipping why wash new plates? because rats get in at night and crap in them he told me almost every plate was rat poo'd
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