[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

kinnikpasswordforgetter telling people to sort their lives out. lol
Every village needs an idiot.

and you are that idiot. well done!

[Genteel Death]

Bette Davis' legendary wit came back from the grave. Even I discarded such acidic missive for being, well, predictable. jon boy predictable.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

why don't you go and read the blurb you wrote for the syg compilation because sitting through that shit made me beg for a one sentence cliche like a glice begging to committ unspeakable acts with a minor.

"There's good and bad in the puerility of the sugar-shocked, and the vulgarity of the whiskey-woozy. A self-deprecating shake of the head or the haughty crossing of arms. There's a time and a place. Flaws can, and do, flow.

Feeling a little disjointed? Don't you wish you did?"


i can't even tell you to kill yourself.

fucking bludgeon yourself the fuck to death with a plastic spoon.

dear god.

why can't we round you alzhiemer's suffers up in a panopticon in some obscure part of the country and replace your internet access with sarin gas?

why don't you read properly, instead of writing so much?
jenn wrote it, not me.
who should kill one's self now? eh?

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Bette Davis' legendary wit came back from the grave. Even I discarded such acidic missive for being, well, predictable. jon boy predictable.

how many of your three online personalities and 40,000 posts did it take for you to work that out? now go look at your vagina in a a hand mirror.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

i'm sure he can kill himself in his own time.

you have to go first because the team the council has to hire to cut your bloated corpse out of your couch is epensive.

don't waste their money like you've wasted your life.

always with the killing yourself, just post those vids to bjork ok. just post some porn and shock us all and get it over with yeh.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

i'm sure he can kill himself in his own time.

you have to go first because the team the council has to hire to cut your bloated corpse out of your couch is epensive.

don't waste their money like you've wasted your life.

I know you'd love me keeping you company on here for longer sweetie. But, as you said, I need to sort my life out, so you'll have to find yourself another voodoo doll to abuse. And please, how many times do I have to remind you that I'm not responsable for your parents' divorce? You are, not me or the internet.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

i dreamt again of Kevin Spacey last night! weird..
this time he was very thin and he had very dark skin.
i stood up and saluted him -we were in a theatre and he waved back.

Good morning baby. I'm glad someone else got a good night of sleep on this page.

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Good morning baby. I'm glad someone else got a good night of sleep on this page.

where you up all night wracking your brains on how to respond to your many enemies? i bet you that was it. baby.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

geniteele you fat moulding porpoise. that was almost a c+ for effort with that divorce crack. the rest of your message makes it look like i've been somehow interested in your attention instead of putting you on ignore to spare you the brutal troll beatdown of that 23page suchfriends thread.

during it you sat like a dumb smiling dog getting slapped in the face with a fucking baseball bat by it's owner whom it loves implicity. i took mercy because it was just too pathetic to keep going for another 20 pages.

i am convinced you are suffering from the early signs of dementia, or maybe it's just your natural stupidity and alcoholism. is it so hard to understand the thought of your rancid rolls of green stomach fat make me sick to my stomach? you couldn't even make it as a bear, because bears have standards and hygenic practices. even the ones who don't would recoil in pity and disgust as your turd brown eyes went crossed after brain damage from one too many popper inhales.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to kinnikpasswordforgetter again.

[Glice]

Hi, this is Glice. I've killed myself now, so you can stop being utterly pointless now nik. Thanks! You were right, the afterlife isn't full of sexy children. Wait till you see what it's got instead!

[Genteel Death]

I'm dead too! DEAD! lol this is awesome.

[Glice]

OMG did you see what Freddie Mercury's eternal spirit is wearing today?

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

it's funny because you actually believe in the afterlife glice.

how many times do i have to tell you christians that even if you're stupidest fantasies were anything other than that i'd be there when gods severed head is protruding off satans erection and i'd kill him aswell just to ruin the whole mythology so there's no chance of a sequel. shall i hire an artist to render this scene unto canvas? me and my engineers will turn heaven into an industrial death camp and your bodies shall be turned into candles and cheap ornaments. we shall drink from a goblett made from glices skull and all those little children his cult raped will rejoice.

lalala I can't hear you, I'M DEAD! lol

[The Watcher]

Well this is about the level of maturity I'd expect from an Avril fucking Lavigne thread.....

[Genteel Death]

C'mon people, let's be serious now. This has gone too far.

[knox]

this thread is worse than avril lavigne.

[floatingslowly]

Death here. business is booming these days. what with all the wars going on and Nik, boy, are my bony fingers tired from all the pointing.

it's a holiday weekend here, which normally means I'm working even more overtime, but due to drought conditions, there will be no fireworks ad consequently, no explosive maimings (lord, how I love those).

so, everyone, including myself, should just take it easy until tuesday and then I promise you, it will be back to the steady stream of send-offs.

ps: glice and gentile me, I hope you are enjoying the complimentary robes and have a chance to try the fish and bread buffet; it is litterally to die for.

[The Watcher]

Originally Posted by knox

this thread is worse than avril lavigne.

I only wish that were true.......

[floatingslowly]

your non-Euclidean pornography makes my third eye engorge.

[knox]

When I was a child my mother bought me a Barbie film in which she was a rockstar. I liked it for two weeks. It was kind of like Avril Lavigne's music, but better.