Advice Dog's Advice Thread - Page 2

This Is Not Here · 07.31.2008, 10:55 AM

Which record shall I buy Advice Dog?:

The Contortions - Buy 1979

Or

Giant Panda - Electric Laser 2008

I can buy only one. Marry me advice dog!!!

atsonicpark · 07.31.2008, 10:59 AM

Man get the contortions. pretend I'm the advice dog's bitch and take my advice.

MellySingsDoom · 07.31.2008, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Whos going to get roughly sexed in a hotel Melly? someone from this board?

Could be, This Is Not Here

greedrex · 07.31.2008, 11:04 AM

we're going to have to start a thread to try and guess who is gonna DO Melly...
not me
i'm in France just right now

greedrex · 07.31.2008, 11:04 AM

... or who Melly is going to DO
depends on a number of mmm factors

MellySingsDoom · 07.31.2008, 11:06 AM

....or Bleeurgh! factors

This Is Not Here · 07.31.2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Could be, This Is Not Here

oh god, lock up your sons everyone!

MellySingsDoom · 07.31.2008, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

oh god, lock up your sons everyone!

Ha ha ha!!!

floatingslowly · 07.31.2008, 11:33 AM

Dear Talking Dog's Head,

Girlgun told me that she thought I did something "not nice" to her butt last night. I swear it wasn't me.

Who should I blame?

Fevererishly Hallucinating,

YrPalFloSlo

nicfit · 07.31.2008, 11:35 AM

are you pookie's dog?

07.31.2008, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Man get the contortions. pretend I'm the advice dog's bitch and take my advice.

Quote:

Originally Posted by This Is Not Here

Which record shall I buy Advice Dog?:

The Contortions - Buy 1979

Or

Giant Panda - Electric Laser 2008

I can buy only one. Marry me advice dog!!!

The Contortions record!

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

Dear Talking Dog's Head,

Girlgun told me that she thought I did something "not nice" to her butt last night. I swear it wasn't me.

Who should I blame?

Fevererishly Hallucinating,

YrPalFloSlo

Tell her "baby, it was aaaaaaaalllllllll a dream", like, in Huggy Bear's voice or something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit

are you pookie's dog?

No, Pookie doesn't like me!

terriblecanyons · 07.31.2008, 03:30 PM

Dear advice dog,
Will the rash ever go away? If so, when? If not, should I see a doctor?
Yours,
terriblecanyons

07.31.2008, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Dear advice dog,
Will the rash ever go away? If so, when? If not, should I see a doctor?
Yours,
terriblecanyons

Give it a week! Apply aloe vera cream! If after a week the condition is the same, or has worsened, consult your doctor! Remember, friends, Advice Dog is not a medical expert.

Glice · 07.31.2008, 03:33 PM

Dear advice dog,

What is a decorous amount of time before I start getting annoyed with the loudmouthed temp?

Yours,

Gliceooooo.

pbradley · 07.31.2008, 03:42 PM

Dear Advice Dog,

How should I go about handling this westernquinoxrocks troll in the future?

Your faithful reader,
pbradley

07.31.2008, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

Dear advice dog,

What is a decorous amount of time before I start getting annoyed with the loudmouthed temp?

Yours,

Gliceooooo.

Loudmouths should not be tolerated! They do no good, in my opinion. You should put this arrogant tool in their place as soon as possible! Turn that loudmouth temp into a shy, obedient temp.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

Dear Advice Dog,

How should I go about handling this westernquinoxrocks troll in the future?

Your faithful reader,
pbradley

Some things cannot be ignored, friend. Your past actions were all understandable, and rest assured that you have my full support in your opposition to this menace. If possible, do as Glice is to do with his loudmouth temp. Put these annoyances in their place!

Glice · 07.31.2008, 03:59 PM

Thanks advice dog! Could you post more pictures of you dressed as a pirate please?

HECKLER SPRAY · 07.31.2008, 05:53 PM

Dear Advice Dog,

1/what do you think about the communnity troubles in Belgium ? Do you think this country should split in two ?

2/ What do you think about the Olympic Games in China ? Is it not dangerous for our athletes to go in this fucking dictatorial country ? What do you think about censorship ?

Yeah, those questions sound serious, but I know you 're a smart dog.

07.31.2008, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HECKLER SPRAY

Dear Advice Dog,

1/what do you think about the communnity troubles in Belgium ? Do you think this country should split in two ?

2/ What do you think about the Olympic Games in China ? Is it not dangerous for our athletes to go in this fucking dictatorial country ? What do you think about censorship ?

Yeah, those questions sound serious, but I know you 're a smart dog.

These are pressing issues, HECKLER SPRAY!

1. I think the rising Flemish population and increasing advocacy for the independence of Flanders by political groups can only lead one way! If the government tries to suppress these people, then they'll want it even more and turn to more radical ways of achieving their goals. There are examples of this throughout history. If you ask me (which you are), countries with such deep-rooted differences as language cannot function effectively. A split is definitely the best option here. Are you listening, Yves Leterme?!

2. Man, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fuck China! In China they eat dogs! Soooo not cool. I don't think the world is doing any good sending their healthy athletes to the smog-ridden kingdom of red. The government there is probably one of the worst on earth right now! They take the truth from their citizens and that is the worst you could do. What are men to do without truth?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

Thanks advice dog! Could you post more pictures of you dressed as a pirate please?

Sorry man, I don't have any more pictures.

davenotdead · 07.31.2008, 06:18 PM

advice dog, why were you compelled to make this thread? is it because your mother never fed you?

07.31.2008, 10:55 AM	#21
This Is Not Here invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Kingston-Upon-Thames, London Posts: 2,586	Which record shall I buy Advice Dog?: The Contortions - Buy 1979 Or Giant Panda - Electric Laser 2008 I can buy only one. Marry me advice dog!!! __________________ http://images.google.co.uk/url?sourc...zLTl_B146tcuiw ~~Record of the moment~~
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.31.2008, 10:59 AM	#22
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Man get the contortions. pretend I'm the advice dog's bitch and take my advice. __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.31.2008, 11:04 AM	#24
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	we're going to have to start a thread to try and guess who is gonna DO Melly... not me i'm in France just right now __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.31.2008, 11:04 AM	#25
greedrex invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: in yr fotobukit Posts: 6,588	... or who Melly is going to DO depends on a number of mmm factors __________________ Greed Recordings bandcamp ~The Rex~, stalkin' yr shit since 2008.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.31.2008, 11:06 AM	#26
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	....or Bleeurgh! factors __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.31.2008, 11:33 AM	#29
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Dear Talking Dog's Head, Girlgun told me that she thought I did something "not nice" to her butt last night. I swear it wasn't me. Who should I blame? Fevererishly Hallucinating, YrPalFloSlo
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.31.2008, 11:35 AM	#30
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	are you pookie's dog? __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.31.2008, 03:30 PM	#32
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Dear advice dog, Will the rash ever go away? If so, when? If not, should I see a doctor? Yours, terriblecanyons
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.31.2008, 03:42 PM	#35
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Dear Advice Dog, How should I go about handling this westernquinoxrocks troll in the future? Your faithful reader, pbradley
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.31.2008, 05:53 PM	#38
HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	Dear Advice Dog, 1/what do you think about the communnity troubles in Belgium ? Do you think this country should split in two ? 2/ What do you think about the Olympic Games in China ? Is it not dangerous for our athletes to go in this fucking dictatorial country ? What do you think about censorship ? Yeah, those questions sound serious, but I know you 're a smart dog. __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

07.31.2008, 06:18 PM	#40
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	advice dog, why were you compelled to make this thread? is it because your mother never fed you? __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|